This tailless yellow-skinned creature is all too familiar.
The reason why it has no tail is Zhang Tiezhu’s doing!
To use an old Northeastern saying, this kid has been a tiger since he was a child.
Zhang Tiezhu beat it up with the strength of alcohol, and even killed it. This kind of thing... the other party can definitely do it!
The day when Huang Xian seeks the seal is the most special.
Because he has been practicing Taoism for many years and has been sealed, he has no ability at all. He is just an ordinary yellow-skinned guy who can only speak human words.
The tailless Huang Xian panicked. He waved his hands quickly and said: "Zhang Tiezhu, calm down, calm down!"
"Damn it, God has been kind to me. Today is my birthday and my enemy is in front of me... Xiaopi, you see if I beat you up or not!!"
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned and rushed forward!
This guy is wearing thick clothes, so nothing will happen to him in the snow in winter.
"Whoosh"
Huang Pizi had sharp eyes and jumped out.
If it were suppressed by Zhang Tiezhu's general grid, its small body would be considered useless today.
"Zhang Tiezhu, I'm going to fuck your grandma, please calm down!!"
The tailless yellow skin jumped anxiously.
"Hey, it's quite flexible!"
Zhang Tiezhu stood up in shock, patted the snow on his body, and looked at Huang Pizi: "If you have the guts, don't run away and challenge me to a duel!"
"Single challenge???"
Huang Pizi was so angry that he said, "Shan... I'm your ancestor!!"
"You dare to scold me?! I'm looking for a beating!" Zhang Tiezhu pounced on me again.
After a person is drunk.
Combat power -50%.
Sensitivity -60%.
Defense 200%.
This sentence is absolutely correct.
At this moment, Zhang Tiezhu was like, no matter how he fell, he just didn't feel any pain, and the more he fell, the braver he became, and he was indomitable.
Huang Pizi stamped his feet anxiously, dodging while glancing at the moon in the sky.
The weasel's request for a seal also depends on the timing.
There are still 20 minutes until the end of midnight!
Once the time has passed, its quest for the title will be over, and even Zhang Tiezhu's cooperation will be too late.
Midnight is from 11am to 1am.
According to the modern calendar, the next day is counted after 12 o'clock midnight.
But according to ancient Chinese calculations, 11 o'clock at midnight is midnight, which is equivalent to entering the next day.
"Zhang Tiezhu, calm down...this is what your grandfather promised me for you!"
"I promised your grandma a leg, and if you dare to whip your Master Zhu, I will let you know today why the flowers are so red!"
"I'll fuck your grandma's legs!!"
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu can't listen to anything now, and all he can think about is venting his anger!
Huang Pizi was also frantic with anxiety, and there was nothing he could do against Zhang Tiezhu.
Seeing that time was passing and the hour was about to pass, Huang Pizi decided to take the risk.
You have to gamble whether you succeed or not!!
"Zhang Tiezhu, do you think I look like a human or a god!!"
Huang Pizi ran and shouted.
"Um?"
Zhang Tiezhu stopped suddenly, his face turned red, he scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Yes, I remembered..."
Zhang Tiezhu clapped his hands and remembered the rehearsal process between Huang Xian and him in his dream!
In a dream.
Just on the road... we met by chance.
Huang Pizi put his hands behind his back and looked up at himself.
Then he bowed his head to flatter him and praised him again and again.
Huang Pizi asked himself whether he looked like a human or a god!
He said that the other person was like a god... and even praised Huang Pizi profusely.
The praise was a bit unpleasant, and Huang Pizi was whipped a few times!
That's right.
That’s what dreams are like!
"You, you remembered... Hurry, answer me quickly!" Huang Pizi's heartbeat accelerated and he couldn't wait to ask.
He originally wanted to give it a try.
I bet Zhang Tiezhu can remember it, or the other party can speak smoothly like a god.
Then he can barely complete his request for seal this time.
"Hehehe...you have legs like your grandma's!"
"You, you... Zhang Tiezhu, no, Brother Zhang, Master Zhang... please stop making trouble, please!" Huang Pizi panicked.
One sixty years is 60 years!
One sentence from Zhang Tiezhu determined whether his 60 years of cultivation were in vain!
Huang Pizi knew very well that Zhang Tiezhu must have remembered the content of the dream. Now all he needs to do is say: Like a god.
Then it can greatly increase its moral conduct!
"What age are we in, and you still ask me whether I look like a human or a god?"
Zhang Tiezhu sneered: "Hehehe... I tell you, you must believe in science these days!!"
"Believe...science?" Huang Pizi was dumbfounded.
"Yes, I just believe in science, do you understand, Pizi? You have to be educated in everything you do now, otherwise you will end up like me and be looked down upon everywhere!"
Under the influence of alcohol, Zhang Tiezhu suddenly changed the subject. He temporarily forgot about the anger and began to tell Huang Xian what was on his mind.
"Pizi, these days, it can be said that without education it is difficult to move forward. I can't study well, so I didn't pass the high school... Alas, the former class beauty is now in college. I brought him back to the city a while ago.
Do you know the person in it? That is my first love!" At this point, Zhang Tiezhu actually cried.
Zhang Tiezhu is very strong in front of outsiders.
Who has seen him cry?
Now through alcohol, I recall sad things.
He was crying, but Huang Pizi wanted to cry even more...
"...Brother Zhang, I know you are upset. Come on, first answer whether I am like a human or a god. Let's not make trouble. This matter is over. I will have a drink with you...
Huang Pizi said quickly, with a look of envy on his face.
There are still 5 minutes until midnight.
"Oh... Pizi, why don't you understand what I just said?"
"Like a human, like a god... hiccup, is that important?"
As Zhang Tiezhu talked, he also belched wine.
"It's... important, Brother Zhang, just say something like a god, and I will definitely repay you later!" Huang Pizi said hurriedly.
"repay?"
Zhang Tiezhu was happy. This guy was tired from running just now, so he just sat down in the snowdrift.
"Pizi, if you don't study hard, how will you repay me in the future?"
Zhang Tiezhu took advantage of the drunkenness and unconsciously assumed the role of an elder for himself.
The so-called bad wine quality... refers to people like him.
Huang Pizi must have never experienced this before.
But this time...he understood it deeply!
"Brother... I am Huang Xian, I don't have to go to school..." Huang Pizi had tears in his eyes.
There are still 2 minutes until midnight.
"Shit, you're just a little yellow kid without a tail." Zhang Tiezhu sneered and pointed at the yellow kid's butt.
"Brother Zhang... just do it and tell me I'm like a god!" Huang Pizi almost collapsed. How much did this kid drink?
"Pizi, you disappoint me so much. I just said so much...didn't you even listen?" Zhang Tiezhu sighed and shook his head.
"Believe in science, you must believe in science!"