"Okay, little flower, you must believe me!" Huang Tianxiang said firmly, he must give his beloved woman happiness!
"Okay, okay... I believe you." The girl in the yellow skirt nodded, glanced at the chicken in her hand, and asked in surprise: "Why are they all roosters?"
"Uh...my younger brother Ma is a bit aggressive and misunderstood hen as rooster." Huang Tianxiang said awkwardly.
"Okay... then you go." Huang Xiaohua said helplessly.
"Uh... you won't let me come in and sit for a while?" Huang Tianxiang said in surprise.
"No, men and women cannot be intimate." Huang Xiaohua shook her head. If she wanted to get her with just two cocks, there was no way!
"But we have an engagement, Hua'er!" Huang Tianxiang said anxiously.
"That won't work, okay, you can go..." Huang Xiaohua curled her lips and closed the stone door, keeping Huang Tianxiang out.
"Damn, I gave away the chicken for free...it's all my fault, Tiger Brother Ma." Huang Tianxiang muttered in a low voice, reluctantly glanced at the stone door of the cave, sighed, and turned around to leave.
Now Huang Tianxiang really wants to beat Zhang Tiezhu violently to relieve his anger.
If it weren't for Zhang Tiezhu, how could it be so weak?
If it wasn't for merit, why would it even take care of bad things like that in the Yu family?
"The advent of what love is......"
Huang Tianxiang returned to the cave in despair, intending to practice hard and strive to maintain his body as soon as possible.
...
"Ah sneeze...who scolded me?"
At this time, Zhang Tiezhu was still sitting in front of the TV, watching the prison situation intently.
It was already four o'clock in the morning, but he didn't feel sleepy at all. Instead, he was excited to watch.
Zhang Youde was already lying on the bed, soundly asleep.
Zhang Tiezhu's parents have also gone to bed.
He is the only one in the family who is still awake.
"Fuck him, you loser!" Zhang Tiezhu muttered, looking worried. If it had been him, the villain would have been killed long ago. How could he wait for the chopsticks to be inserted into him?
After a while, the prison drama ended.
Zhang Tiezhu yawned and felt a little sleepy, so he planned to lie down on the kang and sleep.
But at this time, he hesitated...
Zhang Tiezhu touched his chin, looked back at his grandfather who was sleeping soundly, then he got up and left, went to the yard, and sneaked into the warehouse.
"What's inside the red cloth?"
Zhang Tiezhu rubbed his hands. He wanted to know what he was kowtowing to, and planned to take a sneak peek while everyone was asleep.
It’s your own home anyway, so what are you afraid of?
The warehouse was pitch dark, and he had to walk carefully for fear of tripping over something. Based on his memory, Zhang Tiezhu walked to the red cloth, rubbed his hands, and planned to uncover the red cloth.
At this time, a gust of cold wind blew along the collar of Zhang Tiezhu's neck and hit his back, causing goosebumps all over his body.
"Who the hell?" Zhang Tiezhu trembled and instinctively took out the copper coin sword.
Now out of experience, he knew that there was something dirty nearby, and he would never feel wrong about the sinister wind just now.
Although Zhang Tiezhu cannot open the yin and yang eyes by his own ability, he has seen many ghosts and always has experience.
"Damn it, sneak out, get out, let's see if Master Zhang can kill you!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed, he had seen the Ghost King, and he was still afraid of these things?
Nearby, there was silence and no movement at all.
But the more this happened, the more certain Zhang Tiezhu became that there was something dirty nearby.
But now he is not sure whether it is a grass fairy or a ghost.
But what matters is not important. What is important is not to provoke Zhang Tiezhu.
"I'm telling you, it's the dragon that's nesting for me, and the tiger that's coiled for me. Otherwise, you, Mr. Zhang, will get anxious. I'll arrest you all and work for me!" Zhang Tiezhu warned angrily.
If he had yin and yang eyes to see now, he would not hesitate at all and just take action.
There's no movement nearby...
Zhang Tiezhu turned around and planned to uncover the red cloth.
At this moment, a hand suddenly placed on his shoulder.
"roll!!"
Zhang Tiezhu was holding a copper coin sword with a fierce look on his face, and he turned around and struck out with the sword!
He has been preparing, if this dirty thing still dares to sneer, he will do it!
The copper coin sword was only as big as a palm. When it stabbed the opponent, it suddenly slipped, the blade went downwards, and deflected strangely... But the copper coin sword was deflected, and Zhang Tiezhu's fist would not deflect!
"boom"
"ah......!"
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Tiezhu heard his grandfather's screams.
Zhang Tiezhu: "???"
Zhang Tiezhu's fierce expression instantly froze, and he was dumbfounded on the spot...
"Tie Zhu, you...what are you doing!" Zhang Youde lay on the ground, holding his chest and crying out in pain.
"Fuck, Grandpa...are you okay?" Zhang Tiezhu suddenly became anxious and quickly squatted down to help Grandpa up.
He knows best how cruel he was just now!
In the end, he was fucked by his own grandfather!
"You...why are you here?" Zhang Youde covered his chest and gasped for breath.
In the dark warehouse, Zhang Tiezhu couldn't see his grandfather's face clearly, but from the sound... his grandfather must be in pain.
"I...I want to see what the red cloth is." Zhang Tiezhu said weakly. He was so big and round, he now looked like a child who had made a mistake.
"What's so interesting about that crap? Come on, follow me back to the house!" Zhang Youde cursed.
"Oh, okay..." Zhang Tiezhu nodded repeatedly, as long as his grandfather is fine.
"By the way, Master, why did you come out?"
"Come out and pee..."
"oh."
"..."
When Zhang Tiezhu and Zhang Youde entered the house, the warehouse door that was originally open closed with a bang.
...
The next day.
"Crack" "Crack" "Crack"......
Outside, the deafening sound of firecrackers made Zhang Tiezhu restless. He opened his eyes in a daze, with heavy black circles under his eyes.
It is customary to stay up late on New Year's Eve, and it is also customary to set off cannons in the morning on New Year's Day.
In fact, Zhang Tiezhu has always been curious about whether these two customs conflict.
Could it be that the correct way to deal with customs should be to stay up late until early morning on New Year's Eve, then eat dumplings, set off firecrackers and then go to sleep?
"Tie Zhu, let's eat dumplings." Zhang Youde walked into the inner room with a smile and called his eldest grandson to eat dumplings.
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu smiled and nodded, relieved to see that the old man was fine.
Unexpectedly, his grandfather could withstand such a fierce punch.
Zhang Youde left with a smile, and Zhang Tiezhu stretched himself. He didn't take off his clothes for sleeping in the morning.
However, Zhang Tiezhu did not go out directly, but took out the copper coin sword and looked at it.
"Weird..."
The copper coin sword was the same as before, but something strange happened yesterday. When Zhang Tiezhu thrust out, the sword clearly shifted on its own.
Although it only felt like a moment at the time, it was definitely unmistakable.
"Forget it... let's talk about it later."
Zhang Tiezhu muttered, put away the copper coin sword, and left the house.