Miao Fu hung the small wooden frame farther away from the TV. Although the feng shui was average, it was better than disturbing Mr. Huang.
As for Zhang Tiezhu, he couldn't wait to read it after getting the blue book.
Zhang Tiezhu originally thought that this kind of peerless martial arts must be profound and difficult to understand.
So Zhang Tiezhu was prepared to not be able to understand... After all, he is not good at studying, so isn't it normal to not be able to understand?!
As a result... Zhang Tiezhu was shocked after opening the blue book.
Because the content inside is simple and popular, it even has a flavor of Northeastern dialect... There are even human body diagrams to mark some places that need attention.
"Fuck...no way..."
Zhang Tiezhu flipped through the pages quickly, with a look of astonishment on his face.
Good guy, is it as easy to learn martial arts as reading novels?
Although the handwriting is a bit ugly, Zhang Tiezhu knows him!
Wu Xiaocui and Miao Fu were dumbfounded on the sidelines. After Zhang Tiezhu got the blue book, he flipped through it very quickly. It is no exaggeration to describe it as one glance and ten lines.
They know Zhang Tiezhu very well, he is a big blind person, his handwriting is not as good as a dog...
Could his understanding be so fast?!
The point is, if the expression on Zhang Tiezhu's face is full of confusion and confusion, they can still understand it.
But his expression now clearly shows that he has gained a lot and is very shocked and excited!
"Zhuzi, are you...are you okay?" Wu Xiaocui asked worriedly. She was worried that Zhang Tiezhu had gone crazy.
Although it is unlikely that you will become obsessed with the blue book within 10 minutes of reading it, Zhang Tiezhu has a "special" talent after all...
Miao Fu stood aside weakly, not daring to say a word, fearing that he would disturb Mr. Zhang and get beaten up.
"Hahaha... I can't believe it, I can't believe it's so easy!"
Zhang Tiezhu held the blue book in his hand and laughed wildly. This peerless martial arts was too easy.
"Zhuzi, are you... okay?" Wu Xiaocui asked in horror. She immediately tried to see what Zhang Tiezhu was thinking in his heart.
But the strange discovery is that now she can't see...
"Master Zhang, are you... okay?!" Miao Fu asked weakly. If something happened to Zhang Tiezhu, he would be a lonely ghost again.
"What can happen to me? What are you worried about?!" Zhang Tiezhu showed a domineering smile. He felt that he was really a great genius!
No...according to the novel, he is a monster, the kind of peerless monster that will never appear for ten thousand years!
"Zhuzi, you...what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!" Wu Xiaocui asked in a trembling voice, worried.
You know, Zhang Tiezhu can now shield her from prying into his heart, which proves that he has a Tao inside him!!
And I only watched this thing for 10 minutes!!!
I haven’t practiced any cultivation yet, how could I be like this after just watching it for 10 minutes?
"Haha... What did I scare you?!" Zhang Tiezhu showed his white teeth, with the word "confidence" written all over his face!
"Hurry... Miao Fu, go inform Lao Huang that Tiezhu has gone crazy!" Wu Xiaocui yelled.
"Hey... Okay, okay!" Upon hearing this, Miao Fu immediately turned into gray mist and floated out of the house.
Zhang Tiezhu: "???"
"You...what did you say?" Zhang Tiezhu looked at Wu Xiaocui blankly and licked his ears.
Why did you become obsessed?!
He obviously feels very good!
"Zhuzi, don't worry, it's okay. You have just started practicing, and you won't die if you become obsessed!" Wu Xiaocui said hurriedly. She was worried that Zhang Tiezhu would be afraid and do something stupid.
"I...what's wrong with me?" Zhang Tiezhu held the blue book with a confused look on his face.
He was fine, so he just watched some peerless martial arts. He hadn't even started practicing yet, so how could he be involved in "death"?
"Zhuzi, don't be afraid, don't panic, calm down... sit still and wait for Lao Huang to come!" Wu Xiaocui said nervously.
People who are obsessed don't know they are obsessed, just like people with mental illness don't know they are mentally ill!
And no one can guess what crazy things he can do after he becomes possessed!
"I...I'm not panicking!" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned.
"Then why are your hands shaking?!"
"...You're scared!"
"You...you are Zhang DaDa, how could you be scared?!" Wu Xiaocui's face changed drastically and she took two steps back.
"Yes, I am Zhang DaDa, how could I be scared?" Zhang Tiezhu was shocked. He glanced at the blue book in his hand, felt a chill on his back, and immediately threw the blue book away with a shake of his hand...
..
Could this be a peerless martial art as terrifying as the Sunflower Book?!
So I just took one look and became obsessed?!
"Old Huang, why did you harm me!" Zhang Tiezhu roared, feeling like the sky was falling.
I just moved Lao Huang's bill up, would it trick me to death?!
"Zhuzi, it's okay. Don't worry. You've only been watching for ten minutes. Even if you go crazy, it's not serious. You probably won't die." Wu Xiaocui consoled her.
"Then...what will happen to me?!" Zhang Tiezhu took a deep breath and tried to calm down.
At this time, you must not get into trouble!
"At most..." Wu Xiaocui touched her chin and thought for a while: "He is just a cripple."
Zhang Tiezhu: "???"
"Damn it, I might as well die!" Zhang Tiezhu roared in a hissing voice.
After spending the New Year so well, why am I suddenly becoming disabled?!
"Zhuzi, don't be afraid, it's okay if you die... the worst you can do is become a ghost together!" Wu Xiaocui quickly advised: "You have worshiped the Seven Stars, and you will practice very quickly after death!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Damn it, I can't fucking support you!" Zhang Tiezhu thought about his inability to reincarnate again.
I originally planned to solve it slowly, but it's not impossible.
As a result...I have become obsessed now for no apparent reason!
Where can he reason?
"Heaven..."
...
next door.
"Biaozi, how pitiful." The little girl shook her head. This time she did not gloat, her tone was full of pity.
Wu Xiaocui’s smoke soul is so deceptive!
The orifice almost hurt Zhang Tiezhu to death last time, but this time it seems that he has changed his tactics... He plans to scare Zhang Tiezhu to death!
"Oh...it's so pitiful." Widow Wang sighed and shook her head helplessly.
Zhuzi's life is miserable, he is stupid, and he is surrounded by scammers!
...
roof.
"Yanhun, I fuck your ancestor for daring to scare our young master like this!" The male ghost in red was sitting by the chimney on the roof, gnashing his teeth angrily and wishing he could skin Wu Xiaocui.