Old man Pei Chun's face turned red. The most embarrassing thing in his life was brought up again, making him feel like a little woman who had been stripped clean and felt even more ashamed.
In particular, Pei Yunxin was staring at him with an unkind expression. If his wife knew about going back, he would be doomed...
"Hahaha... You are unkind and I am unjust. We are each other." Old Wang put his head on his shoulders and said calmly.
Let's hurt each other. He, Wang Changsheng, is a single man. What are he afraid of?
"You... are disgusting!" Pei Chun was so angry that his orifices were filled with smoke and he almost lost his breath.
"Calm down, let's talk slowly..." Zhang Tiezhu saw that the situation was not good and immediately comforted Pei Chun. He hadn't heard enough yet, and Pei Chun couldn't fall down.
"Okay, okay...Brother, let me tell you, this piece of shit Lao Wang is the most inhumane. When Lan Mei and I were getting married, Lao Wang ran outside my wedding room and wanted to peeping on me.
Mom chased him for three miles with a knife during the night of the bridal chamber, and she came home panting from exhaustion!"
"It's a six-mile round trip, six miles..." Pei Chun made the sign "six" with his finger, and said sadly: "On the night of the wedding, I was so tired that I couldn't do anything. What do you think of this bastard?
It’s so immoral!”
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"It's so damn wicked!" Zhang Tiezhu nodded in agreement.
"Bah... Pei Chun, I was going to have a wedding ceremony. I wanted to give you a surprise. Don't frame me up!" Old Wang's eyes turned red in worry.
"I'm going to fuck you. I've been suspecting for so many years that you never found a wife because you were worried that I would cause trouble!" Pei Chun cursed.
"Who has I, Wang Changsheng, been afraid of in my life?!" Old Wangtou gritted his teeth.
"Zhao Erya, grandson's daughter-in-law, Zhou Aunt, your father, your mother, me, our Lanmei..." Pei Chun stretched out his fingers and began to count them one by one.
"You...stop talking!" Lao Wangtou's face became darker and darker, and his voice became louder and louder.
Notice that there are many people around Zhang Tiezhu nearby, but they are too far away and they cannot hear the conversation clearly.
But looking at the blushing faces of Old Wangtou and Old Pei Chun, the conversation should be quite interesting...
"Hehehe... If you don't let me say it, I will say it. I will make you mad, make you mad!" Pei Chun stuck out his tongue and scalped Lao Wang.
Lao Wangtou was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "Let's go, Pei Chun, go to the toilet and fight!"
"Just leave, no one is afraid of whom!" Pei Chun bared his teeth and said angrily.
"This... don't bother me. Peace is the most important thing. We are all civilized people. Don't fight and kill. It's not good." Zhang Tiezhu quickly advised, he was not satisfied with it yet.
Lao Wangtou and Pei Chun looked at Zhang Tiezhu at the same time. Is this guy qualified to say this?
Damn civilized people...
Pei Chun and Lao Wangtou didn't listen to anyone, and they left angrily.
Zhang Tiezhu felt that he had to go over and have a look... two old men fighting, this scene must be amazing!
Pei Chun and Lao Wangtou walked side by side, furious.
Zhang Tiezhu stood up and was about to follow, but after thinking about it, he looked at Pei Yunxin aside and showed a smile that he thought was handsome: "Sister Yunxin, why don't we go and see it together? It should be very interesting."
Pei Yunxin: "???"
"No!" Pei Yunxin said expressionlessly. Her grandfather was fighting with Lao Wangtou. She, the granddaughter, went to watch the fun?
Is Zhang Tiezhu still a human being?
"Oh, okay, I'll go over then." Zhang Tiezhu followed happily.
He had to hurry up so that he could finish the fight later.
...
Hotel, men's room.
"I'll fight with you, Lao Wang!"
"Bitch Pei, let's see if I take care of you today!"
"Bang" "Bang" "Bang"......
It must be said that the two old men were lively and insidious, and they did not follow the routine at all.
To put it simply, when two old men fight, they can bite if they can, pick on the crotch if they can, pinch if they can... It can be said that they are not very lethal but extremely insulting.
Zhang Tiezhu was on the side, watching the battle happily, and taking the opportunity to look after the two old men, so as not to be seen by people coming to use the toilet outside, which would cause embarrassment.
The two old men were exhausted and out of breath after fighting for a while, but although their hands and feet stopped, the fighting did not end!
"Bah, bah, bah...!"
"Bah, bah, bah, bah...!"
The two old men couldn't fight anymore and started playing with each other. They spat at each other and started a war of words!
"Fuck..."
When two old men were fighting, Zhang Tiezhu could still watch the excitement, but if they spat, it would be really disgusting.
Zhang Tiezhu hurriedly retreated from the men's room, fearing that the fighting would affect him.
In fact, Zhang Tiezhu knew very well that the relationship between the two old men must be very strong to do such a thing. Otherwise, Pei Yunxin would have to come over.
In the final analysis of all this, in Zhang Tiezhu's opinion, the problem should lie with "Lan Mei".
Outside the men's room, Zhang Tiezhu murmured to himself: "What kind of woman can make Old Wangtou and Old Peitou so virtuous..."
After a while, Zhang Tiezhu, Lao Wangtou, and Pei Chun returned to the private room.
Just now, two old men were fighting with all their strength in the men's room. In the private room, except for Pei Yunxin, no one else knew about it.
Even Zhang Tiezhu was forced to leave midway without seeing the whole battle.
However, after the battle, Lao Wangtou and Pei Chun both washed their faces for a long time, and their bodies were all wet.
The three of them sat back down, Zhang Tiezhu looked cheerful and winked at Pei Yunxin...
Pei Yunxin: "..."
Originally, Pei Yunxin wanted to ask about the situation of the battle, but was disgusted by Zhang Tiezhu's flirtatious eyes.
The two old men have decided to cease fighting and have agreed not to expose each other's past to Zhang Tiezhu.
This made Zhang Tiezhu lose a lot of fun and felt a lot boring.
In the private room, everyone chatted quietly, and from time to time they would steal glances at Zhang Tiezhu.
They all want to know the origin of this stupid guy!
Time flew by, Pi Qiang and Liang Wei went back and forth, and soon they came back. This time they picked up an old lady with white hair, accompanied by a little boy of about seven or eight years old.
"Mrs. Yan is here..."
"Mrs. Yan is actually here this time!"
"..."
Seeing this old lady, the private room immediately became a hot topic. A group of people got up and ran over to say hello to Old Lady Yan. The reaction was even greater than when they saw Lao Wangtou just now.
The white-haired old lady looked cold and unsmiling. She just nodded slightly, showing off her superior style.
"Who is she?" Zhang Tiezhu wondered, feeling that this old lady was unusual.
"Yan Nanfeng, nicknamed Mrs. Yan... is highly respected in the circle and has high moral standards." Lao Wangtou said, and he also stood up and planned to go over to say hello.
The same goes for old man Pei Chun, who wants to go over and say hello to Yan Nanfeng.
Mrs. Yan is higher than them regardless of her seniority or moral character.
"Oh." Zhang Tiezhu nodded and continued to sit, with no intention of going over to say hello.
He didn't know this old lady, and she had nothing to do with her.
Mrs. Yan looked indifferent and kept nodding her head in greeting.
"Eh...he...seems to be the person in the painting!" At this moment, the little boy next to Mrs. Yan looked around and suddenly exclaimed.
The direction the boy was looking was exactly where Zhang Tiezhu was.
Mrs. Yan was stunned when she heard this, smiled bitterly, and touched the boy's little head lovingly: "Silly boy, that person in the painting has long been..."
"Grandma, look quickly!!"
Mrs. Yan looked in the direction pointed by the boy, and then she froze on the spot...