"Grandma, what are you doing? Why did you lock Brother Tiezhu in the house!" Liu Yue immediately became angry.
"Yes, grandma, what are you doing? I'm not a thief!" Zhang Tiezhu yelled through the door.
He looked confused. As soon as he entered the house, he was locked inside...
What does Grandma Liu Yue plan to do?
"Hehehe... Tiezhu, you have a good rest, and I will let you out tomorrow morning. You know that we are the only ones at home, so it is good to be more prepared. What if you have evil intentions?
Right!" Grandma Liu Yue said with a smile.
Little boy, I can't deal with you yet... Grandma Liu Yue is proud of herself. Zhang Tiezhu, a fool, wants to steal her cabbage, but there's no way!
"Grandma, I'm not afraid!" Liu Yue stamped her feet angrily.
Grandma Liu Yue: "..."
"Grandma, Xiaoyue is not afraid. Just open the door. I will be honest!" Zhang Tiezhu shouted in the room.
It feels so uncomfortable to have someone lock the house, it's like being a thief yourself!
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, okay...Zhang Tiezhu, listen to grandma and sleep well by yourself." Grandma Liu Yue said expressionlessly.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
Are you afraid of your uncle!
How much fake wine did I drink to make me so confused about being interested in you?
Damn it, damn it...Oops, you bastard!!
Zhang Tiezhu was so angry that his mouth was filled with smoke. This old guy was so bad. He was so bad that he completely lost his conscience and destroyed his humanity!
How could Zhang Tiezhu, an upright gentleman, turn into a shameless villain?
Do you still have to guard him like a thief?
How abominable!
"Okay, Xiaoyue, let's go... I'm just sleeping in the earthen house for one night, and there's nothing else to do." Grandma Liu Yue dragged Liu Yue away.
"But...but..." Liu Yue's face turned pale, her grandma had gone too far!
The little cabbage wants to humiliate the pig, but the breeder actually interferes!
Zhang Tiezhu was circling around the room anxiously. This old lady was so sinister and scheming, but he couldn't kick the door open!
"Yes!" Zhang Tiezhu's eyes lit up. If he said it was inconvenient for him to urinate at night, would the old lady be able to open the lock?
But before he could speak, Grandma Liu Yue's voice came from outside the house: "Tie Zhu, there is a black leather bucket in the house. You can just urinate directly in it at night. If you want to poop, you can also poop directly in it."
,It’s okay, I don’t dislike you.”
Zhang Tiezhu: "?????"
So bad, so bad!
This old lady is so bad that her ancestral graves are smoking!
She can think of such disgusting and shameless methods!
Zhang Tiezhu felt that he could not defeat this old lady at all, she was just a smiling tiger!
With a smile, he tricked himself into the earthen room and locked himself up...
But I still can’t fall out!!
Pinch him to death!
Listening to the sound of opening and closing the door, Zhang Tiezhu knew that Liu Yue and her grandma had returned to the house!
"Damn, damn, bad luck, bad luck!!" Zhang Tiezhu roared up to the sky. He never dreamed that one day he would fall into the hands of an old lady.
No, I was almost fucked to death by the fifth wife before, this should be considered the second time!
"Did I have a conflict with the old lady? When I see the old lady in the future, I have to take a detour, damn..." Zhang Tiezhu cursed and was very angry.
There was a faint musty smell in the house, which was the result of Xiaoyue's sister opening the door just now.
There was a lot of firewood in the house, and the old lady was probably afraid of freezing...
"Alas...I have wronged you, second brother!" Zhang Tiezhu looked down at his crotch and shook his head.
I haven’t eaten meat for more than 20 years. If my second brother had a spirit, he might even call Zhang Tiezhu a loser!
At the beginning of a torturous night, Zhang Tiezhu was upset and unable to fall asleep for a long time.
"Forget it, let's have a training session..."
Zhang Tiezhu muttered, he had only practiced it once since he had the technique.
Although I don't know what the use is, it still feels good when I practice it, and I feel like I'm in heaven. At least the time goes by very quickly.
Zhang Tiezhu sat cross-legged on the Tukang, silently reciting his thoughts in his heart, allowing himself to fall into a state of selflessness.
A faint blue light enveloped him, and the Taoism in his body increased crazily!
...
"That's..." Grandma Liu Yue looked in the direction of the mud house where Zhang Tiezhu was, and her expression changed.
"What's wrong? Grandma?" Liu Yue was stunned and hurriedly followed her grandma's gaze, but she saw nothing.
"It's nothing. A mouse ran over. I'll kill it tomorrow." The old lady said expressionlessly.
"Oh..." Liu Yue looked aggrieved, thinking about brother Tiezhu and wanting to warm his bed.
"Go to sleep, don't think too much..." Grandma Liu Yue said expressionlessly.
"All right."
...
The next day, the sun was shining brightly.
"Hey, it's dawn, so soon?"
Zhang Tiezhu opened his eyes. He was full of energy after not sleeping all night. The injuries on his body no longer hurt, and his head no longer felt foggy.
"This technique is really awesome, Lao Huang is very loyal!"
No matter how stupid Zhang Tiezhu is, he still knows that this technique is not simple. He can be so energetic without sleeping. This must be the result of this technique.
"I don't know what the name of this technique is... Forget it, let's go back and ask Lao Huang..." Zhang Tiezhu muttered, feeling an urge to defecate in his stomach.
"Damn it!" Zhang Tiezhu looked at the black leather bucket with a wicked smile: "Since you are unkind, then don't blame me, Zhang Tiezhu, for being ruthless..."
"Puff" "Puff"......
"Crash"......
An hour later, Liu Yue and her grandmother came to open the door for Zhang Tiezhu, and a stench immediately hit their faces, making them almost retching!
Liu Yue's face turned red, this smell... no need to ask.
The old lady's forehead is full of black lines, this little bastard is really pissed off...
"Hehehe... I couldn't hold it in, grandma, don't you blame me?" Zhang Tiezhu said with a mean smile.
How could he be controlled by an old lady?
"No...no way." Grandma Liu Yue said expressionlessly, her cheeks puffed up with anger, and she wanted to slap this little bastard hard!
Breakfast is simple and simple, consisting of a pot of clear porridge, a few large steamed buns, and a plate of small pickles.
After breakfast, Grandma Liu Yue started to chase people away: "Zhang Tiezhu, please go home..."
"Uh...I'm not in a hurry."
"I'm in a hurry, please go. Xiaoyue and I will leave in the next few days and will come back after a while, don't worry." Grandma Liu Yue said expressionlessly.
I originally planned to coax Zhang Tiezhu away with nice words, but in the end, this little bastard really dared to coax him away!
"That's...ok." Zhang Tiezhu nodded and looked at sister Xiaoyue reluctantly.
Liu Yue also looked at Zhang Tiezhu with a look of reluctance, and her eyes suddenly became moist.