Possessed by animal fairies, or possessed by ghosts.
In fact, the spirit body occupies the physical body.
Illusive spirits attach themselves to the human body.
If you are a person with yin and yang eyes.
Then you can see through the essence at a glance.
Just like Zhang Tiezhu now.
There are two souls in his body.
One is his own.
The other one is the one with yellow leather!
"You fucking respect...awe, do you know?!"
The young man in yellow robe gritted his teeth fiercely and said.
"Fuck you, it's good if I agree to make offerings, don't force me!" Zhang Tiezhu was not happy either.
I spent nearly 2,000 yuan on worshiping Huangpizi.
I call him Brother Huang.
Isn’t this called respect and awe?
As a result, the yellow skin went directly to my face!
Can he feel comfortable?
"you you!"
"What are you!"
"Believe it or not, I will continue to grind you!"
"Do you think I, Zhang Tiezhu, am scared?!"
Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth. Although he said so, he felt very unsure in his heart.
But he is tough-talking.
It can also be said that you are not afraid of wearing shoes if you are barefoot.
If he were a rich man, he would probably have become cowardly.
Lao Wangtou sighed helplessly and shook his head.
"This fate has no one else..."
Go out and talk about fate.
But Zhang Tiezhu's fate is indeed a bit...unbelievable.
If it were anyone else.
Lao Wangtou may also give advice and tell you what to say and what to do.
But this was Zhang Tiezhu, so Lao Wangtou chose to keep his mouth shut.
Don't worry about it, don't say much...
Let nature take its course.
Huang Pizi and Zhang Tiezhu argued for a long time.
Finally it compromised.
Now you can call me whatever you like.
We will deal with Zhang Tiezhu later when the worst comes to worst.
"After writing the order, worship it from the waist up... I'm leaving. I need to nurse myself back to health recently, so I won't come to see you for the time being."
Huang Pizi's voice came from Zhang Tiezhu's heart.
Then the scene in front of him suddenly disappeared.
"Huh?"
Gone?
Zhang Tiezhu was startled, and then his eyes were no longer completely dark, but gradually some light shone in.
The yellow-skinned bird got off Zhang Tiezhu.
Sighing aside...
Then it walked into the hall, behind Lao Wangtou.
There were more than a dozen old immortals from Lao Wangtou's family there.
What did Huang Tianxiang say to them...
Then it left.
Zhang Tiezhu didn't know what happened after Huang Pizi left.
Even Lao Wangtou doesn't know...
Lao Wangtou does not have yin and yang eyes.
"Is it done?" Zhang Tiezhu asked.
"Uh...done!"
Lao Wangtou was speechless.
This process was so smooth!
Even if it went smoothly, it was hard for him to imagine.
A normal person's alley entrance.
Not to mention the slow process, other problems may arise.
Some old immortals with weird tempers will also make things difficult for their younger brother Ma.
Or test the Taoism of the monk.
Finally, we got to Zhang Tiezhu...
This series of processes is saved.
Not used at all!
Even Lao Wangtou felt that the 1880 collected... was a bit sinister!
"Can I pick the red cloth?"
Zhang Tiezhu asked.
Lao Wangtou walked up to him and reached out to help him take off the red cloth.
Zhang Tiezhu suddenly felt a little dazzled. He rubbed his eyes...and then he saw Lao Wangtou's face clearly.
There was something strange in his heart.
It was as if I was a big girl getting married.
Then Lao Wang removed his red hijab.
This feeling...fuck!
"Is everything done?" Zhang Tiezhu asked again, handing the bamboo pole in his hand to Lao Wangtou.
Only then did he discover it.
The colored paper on the head of the bamboo pole has been broken into pieces.
"That's not all. I'll write you a service order, and you can just take it home and worship it."
Lao Wangtou said calmly: "Did it ask you to give it something?"
"Enshrined above the waist...is this what it means?"
"On the cabinet that is higher than your waist." Lao Wangtou nodded.
He explained to Zhang Tiezhu.
Consecrate fairy halls, Buddhist halls...or other gods.
Basically they all have one thing in common.
That is past the waist.
It can be higher, but not lower.
Too low means disrespect.
"Then why is Tu Tu Gong so low?" Zhang Tiezhu asked puzzledly, thinking of the Tu Tu Temple in Wudaogou.
Lao Wangtou: "..."
"That's the exception!"
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu nodded, and he had no intention of continuing to debate this topic with Lao Wangtou.
Next, Lao Wangtou took out a piece of red paper and wrote on it.
worship.
Huang Tianxiang.
position.
"What do you write in couplets and horizontal batches?"
Lao Wangtou asked.
"What...what do you mean?" Zhang Tiezhu was confused.
"Forget it...you are so special, I won't write it to you now, let's talk about it later." Lao Wangtou said calmly.
Then he handed the red paper to Zhang Tiezhu.
"After you go home, just find a cabinet that is above your waist and make an offering to it... Remember to buy an incense burner and a bowl. Remember to offer incense on the 15th day of the lunar month. Remember to make a big offering on the 3rd day of the 3rd month and the 9th day of the 9th month.
"Don't touch women..." Lao Wangtou muttered, mentioning a lot of taboos.
After Zhang Tiezhu took the red paper.
His whole body was in bad shape.
"Is it done?"
After listening to what Lao Wangtou said, Zhang Tiezhu asked blankly.
"Well, it's done." Lao Wangtou nodded calmly.
Zhang Tiezhu glanced at the red paper in his hand.
There are... seven words in total!
He received a total of 1880?
"So...it's gone?"
"Gone."
"..."
"Old Wangtou, you...refund the money!!"
Zhang Tiezhu was so anxious that he didn't even care about the order in his hand.
This old guy tricked him!
Isn't this intentional to kill him?
Altogether it didn't take more than half an hour.
The last piece of torn red paper was sent to him!
If Zhang Tiezhu had money, this would be nothing.
But it just so happens that he has no money.
"Go away, there is no refund here, this is the rule...the rule!!"
Lao Wangtou roared loudly.
"You...Old Wangtou, you are shameless, despicable and treacherous. You can't afford a poor person like me!"
Zhang Tiezhu cursed heartbrokenly.
Lao Wangtou originally wanted to talk back.
But seeing Zhang Tiezhu almost crying...he really didn't have the heart to talk back.
Lao Wangtou walked up to Zhang Tiezhu, patted him on the shoulder, and said comfortingly: "Be brave, you have to look forward, don't worry... This little money is nothing, your career will be smooth in the future.
You will earn back this little money soon. I will tell your fortune and you will be rich in the future!"
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, and then he stared at Lao Wang's head for a long time.
"That's not what you said when you told me my fortune before!"
Lao Wangtou: "..."
Even the old immortals from Lao Wangtou's family couldn't stand it anymore. They were all so happy that they turned around and left.
at last......
Zhang Tiezhu still didn't get the money back.
Of course.
He didn't leave empty-handed either.
He took away all the bananas, oranges, and apples he bought with his money.