Zhang Tiezhu was so angry that he even wanted to go find Zhou Zheng and the others to settle the accounts, and he wanted to tell them very seriously... wash your feet more often in the future!
Now Miao Fu couldn't bear the beatings from Zhang Tiezhu, and he couldn't hold on any longer.
After cleaning up Miao Fu, Zhang Tiezhu brushed his teeth for the first time at night, and he brushed them very carefully and spotlessly.
After doing this, he went to lie down on the bed, wondering why he, who was so good, had epilepsy.
Moreover, Zhang Tiezhu felt a sense of enlightenment after he recovered...as if he was thinking about things more clearly.
"Weird, what's going on..." Zhang Tiezhu muttered. He was very tired today and his eyelids had drooped. He planned to burn incense tomorrow and call Lao Huang to ask.
So, Zhang Tiezhu fell into a deep sleep...
Late at night, Zhang Tiezhu dreamed of a little baby with a tiger-like head, crying loudly on an altar filled with candles.
The next day, early morning...
Zhang Tiezhu stretched himself, feeling refreshed and thinking quickly.
Zhang Tiezhu got off the kang and went directly to offer incense to Huang Tianxiang.
"Lao Huang, Lao Huang..."
"..."
After a while, Huang Tianxiang appeared behind Zhang Tiezhu with a dark face.
"Tiger Brother Ma, what are you doing so early in the morning?" Huang Tianxiang asked angrily. He was very depressed. He stayed up late yesterday because of Zhang Tiezhu's affairs. As a result, Zhang Tiezhu lit incense and called him over early in the morning.
"Old Huang, let me tell you a secret." Zhang Tiezhu turned around and said cautiously.
"Uh...what secret?" Huang Tianxiang was stunned and looked at Zhang Tiezhu in disbelief, wondering what secrets Tiger Brother Ma could have?
"Hehehe..." Zhang Tiezhu showed his white teeth and whispered: "I seem to have become smarter!"
Huang Tianxiang: "??????"
Miao Fu: “??????”
"Old Huang, what's that look in your eyes?" Zhang Tiezhu looked at Huang Tianxiang's questioning eyes, and his face instantly darkened.
"Um... Hudi Ma, are you serious?" Huang Tianxiang asked after hesitating.
"Of course!" Zhang Tiezhu nodded seriously. He felt as if his head had been enlightened and he was extremely smart now.
Huang Tianxiang touched his chin, with a strange look on his face, and looked at Zhang Tiezhu back and forth. He thought for a while, stretched out two claws and shook it: "Tiger Brother Ma, what is 11?"
"2 ah..." Zhang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment and said stupidly.
"Hey, you're really smart..."
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Fuck you, uncle!"
"Bang" "Bang" "Bang"......
"Hudi Ma, didn't I test you? Stop fighting...fuck..."
"..."
The two sides fought each other for five minutes before Zhang Tiezhu stopped and looked indignant.
If you test yourself with questions like 11, don't you think you are a fool?
"Hu brother Ma, why are you so smart?" Huang Tianxiang rubbed his waist and asked with bared teeth.
"I became smart after I smoked it yesterday..." Zhang Tiezhu said lightly, but then he looked unhappy and gritted his teeth and said: "You just ask 11 and you know that I am smart? Ah!"
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"Tiger Brother Ma, I am leaving..."
Huang Tianxiang turned into green mist and disappeared. Zhang Tiezhu was indeed much smarter. Huang Tianxiang knew this very well.
It's not because Zhang Tiezhu actually answered the question that 11 equals 2, but because of his reaction speed.
If it were in the past, how could Hudi Ma realize so quickly that he was humiliating him?
Huang Tianxiang didn't know what happened to Zhang Tiezhu, but his grandfather definitely knew, and his grandfather also admitted that Zhang Tiezhu did have a secret, but he couldn't let him know it now.
In this case, why should Huang Tianxiang bother thinking about this matter?
...
"Damn, Lao Huang is hateful!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed and sat on the chair with his arms folded.
Miao Fu was beside him, too weak to say a word. He silently ran to the outhouse and put the breakfast back into the pot to heat it up.
"It's strange, why do you become smarter after smoking?" Zhang Tiezhu muttered, but he couldn't figure it out at all.
"Forget it, never mind, becoming smarter is a good thing, just don't smoke randomly in the future..."
Suddenly, Zhang Tiezhu slapped his head. He had let Huang Tianxiang go early, and he hadn't asked how Wu Xiaocui's situation was.
"Is the meal ready?"
"Okay...Master Zhang!"
Zhang Tiezhu planned to eat his fill first, but Wu Xiaocui had already gone in and was not in a hurry.
An hour later, Zhang Tiezhu was about to offer incense and call Huang Tianxiang over.
"Boom" "Boom" "Boom"......
There was a knock on the door of his house, and Zhang Tiezhu was forced to go out with a confused look on his face, wondering who was coming.
When the courtyard door opened, Zhang Tiezhu suddenly looked unhappy...
"Bold, are you okay?"
"Bold, are you okay?"
"You're not going to smoke anymore, are you? Be brave!"
"..."
The visitors were none other than Zhou Zheng, Lin Liang, and Liu Dacheng. They were worried about Zhang Tiezhu's condition, so they rushed over early in the morning.
In fact, they wanted to come over last night to have a look, but after being beaten violently by Zhang Tiezhu, they were worried that Zhang Tiezhu would become violent at night, so they briefly discussed it and thought it would be safer to come over in the morning.
"Hahaha...what can happen to me!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and glanced at the three of them.
"Why do you want to put a shoe in my mouth?!"
"Can't you stop doing something else? Ah!"
"Zhou Zheng, you bastard stuck a roll of paper down my throat, did you do it on purpose?"
"You're all going to get an injection that will make me stupid. Fuck... Aren't you afraid of destroying such a smart mind like mine? Ah!"
"..."
The more Zhang Tiezhu thought about it, the angrier he became. He thought quickly and spoke eloquently, and then...he took action.
"Fuck, don't fight, be brave!"
"Be brave, calm down, we are doing this for your own good!"
"Damn it, Zhang Tiezhu, stop fighting!"
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu chased the three of them and kicked them till their ashes were wet.
Of course, Zhang Tiezhu did not kill him. Otherwise, how could Zhou Zheng and others escape from Zhang Tiezhu?
"Damn, three idiots..." Zhang Tiezhu cursed and returned to the house.
He was not sure about others, but when Zhou Zheng took toilet paper and inserted it deep into his throat, Zhang Tiezhu was sure that he did it on purpose...
As for being really angry, I and my buddy Zhang Tiezhu are not so angry as they are just trying to make a fuss.
If you are really epileptic, you will most likely be killed by them.
After returning to the house, Zhang Tiezhu burned incense and called Lao Huang over again.
"Hu brother Ma...what the hell is wrong with you!" Huang Tianxiang grinned.