Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and stared at Lao Wangtou with an unkind expression. Then he took out his copper coin sword and slammed it on the table!
"boom"
"Drinking and cheating will not be tolerated by heaven and earth... Whoever wants to help Lao Wang cheat again, then don't blame me, Zhang Tiezhu, for being ruthless under the sword!"
Lao Wangtou: "..."
A group of immortals: "..."
In the eyes of Lao Wangtou, Zhang Tiezhu's IQ is definitely barely passing, but why does he feel that he has become smarter today?
"What's that look in your eyes?" Zhang Tiezhu stared at Lao Wangtou, feeling that his eyes were full of surprise.
"No... bold, what did you eat?" Lao Wangtou asked stupidly.
"What are you eating?" Zhang Tiezhu glanced at the peanuts and canned meat on the table, pointed at it, and said calmly: "These are what we eat."
"No, I mean what did you eat before?" Lao Wangtou asked in confusion.
He wondered if there was a panacea in the world that could make fools smart. If there was, he would take two pills.
"Before? What do you mean? Just tell me!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth, feeling that Lao Wangtou didn't hold it in well.
"No...it's nothing. I don't feel well today. Don't be afraid. I won't drink this wine. Okay." Lao Wangtou stood up slowly and pretended to be tired and knocked on his waist.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
If it were someone else, he might respect the old and love the young, and it would be difficult to understand Lao Wangtou, but Zhang Tiezhu...
"Old bastard, you're fucking kidding me. I won't let you cheat, so why don't you stop drinking? Ah!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and rushed over in a fierce manner, pressing Lao Wang's head on the chair: "Drink, keep drinking!
"
Lao Wangtou: "..."
"Dare you, I'm really uncomfortable, let's drink some other time!"
"No, it must be today!" Zhang Tiezhu had a tough attitude and began to exchange cups with Lao Wangtou, and from time to time he stabbed Lao Wangtou with a copper coin sword to ensure that he was not possessed.
All the old immortals in Lao Wangtou's family could only watch helplessly as Lao Wangtou was tortured, forced into unconsciousness, and confused...but they could do nothing.
"Hiccup, brother Dan'er, I can't do it anymore, please spare me..." Lao Wang was burping with wine, feeling dizzy, and nestled in Zhang Tiezhu's arms.
"It's almost time..." Zhang Tiezhu chuckled, he is indeed a great genius!
"Xiao Wang, do you still want to drink?" Zhang Tiezhu patted the old face of Lao Wangtou lying in his arms, revealing his white teeth.
"No... I won't drink anymore!" Lao Wangtou shook his head repeatedly, his face turning red.
"Well... I want to ask you something. If you tell me, we won't drink anymore, okay?" Zhang Tiezhu said lightly, and gently poked Lao Wang on the head with his copper coin sword, but the other party didn't react at all.
"Hiccup, tell me..." Lao Wang agreed immediately. Now as long as he is not allowed to drink, he can do anything he wants.
The immortals nearby were all stunned. They had been messing with Zhang Tiezhu for a long time. This bad boy had this idea, but now... Lao Wang’s head was lying in Zhang Tiezhu’s arms, and he was stabbed from time to time. They couldn’t stop it.
!
Ever since, they looked at each other and shook their heads, forget it... don't stop me anymore, just do as you like!
If Zhang Tiezhu gets into trouble and Huang Tianxiang wipes his ass, what should he be afraid of?
"Um... a ghost forcibly kills his enemy in the human world, is this considered a serious crime down there?" Zhang Tiezhu thought for a while and asked.
"What kind of forceful method? Hiccup..."
"Just kill him directly!"
"Nonsense, hiccup, that's for sure... otherwise the world of the world wouldn't be in chaos long ago. Think about it for yourself, have you ever seen ghosts kill people in your lifetime?" Lao Wang said dizzy.
"Well...if he is killed, what is the general sentence?" Zhang Tiezhu asked again.
"I don't know. It must be something serious."
"The person she killed was her enemy? Killing her while she was alive, is this considered a felony?" Zhang Tiezhu wondered.
"Nonsense, of course it counts. If you can't find it in the world of the world, then you will have to wait until you die and be punished by the underworld. When will it be the turn of a little ghost to harm people randomly? Hiccup..." Old Wangtou's eyes were dim and dumbfounded.
He looked at Zhang Tiezhu blankly: "Why do you ask this?"
"Wu Xiaocui was taken away by the underworld." Zhang Tiezhu sighed softly.
Really hammered.
The crime Wu Xiaocui committed was too big, and Lao Huang would definitely not be able to handle it. He was afraid that he would mess up, so he didn't tell him.
Zhang Tiezhu clearly felt that his IQ was already overflowing with intelligence. If this continued, how would mediocre ordinary people like Lao Wangtou and Zhou Zheng survive?
"Hiccup, that smoke soul in lace of yours?" Lao Wang was startled and stood up from Zhang Tiezhu's arms.
"Ang..." Zhang Tiezhu nodded.
Lao Wangtou rubbed his eyes. He thought about it very seriously, and suddenly he realized something. He bared his teeth and said angrily: "Zhang DaDa, you are fucking asking me just because you want to ask about this? Isn't that right!"
"No, I really want to drink with you, Lao Wang. Come on, let's continue drinking!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and said with a mean smile.
"...Get out, I won't drink, get out of here!" Lao Wangtou cursed, furious.
"Then I'm leaving, Lao Wang, come here another day..." Zhang Tiezhu patted his butt and strode away with a smile.
He felt that his mind was too smart, leaving no way for ordinary people to survive. Someone with Lao Wangtou's IQ could be easily manipulated by him!
Looking at Zhang Tiezhu's leaving figure, Lao Wangtou shook his head vigorously. Although he didn't want to admit it, Zhang Tiezhu had really become smarter.
"This bastard, if you ask directly, can I not say anything... hiccup..."
Lao Wangtou cursed and went back to the house and fell asleep.
...
Zhang Tiezhu went home directly. He was so angry that he started to light incense and call Lao Huang.
Since his convulsions, Zhang Tiezhu has become smarter. Huang Tianxiang wants to deceive him?
no way!
"Old Huang, Old Huang, come here quickly..."
"..."
"Hu brother Ma, I fucked your grandfather, what's the matter with you? What's the matter!" After Huang Tianxiang turned into green mist and entered the house, the first thing he did was to curse.
Damn it, how many times have I slipped it in less than 24 hours!
"Old Huang, I know everything. Tell me, is Wu Xiaocui alive or dead now?" Zhang Tiezhu turned around and bared his teeth angrily.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"You idiot, the ashes of Yanhun are still in your biscuit box. Do you think she is alive or dead?" Huang Tianxiang cursed.
Tiger brother Ma may be a little smarter, but just a little bit, definitely not much!
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"I'm asking how she is doing in the underworld and whether the punishment is severe!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and said, he had even forgotten that Wu Xiaocui's ashes were still at his home!
Since having Miao Fu, Zhang Tiezhu has not tidied the house, so he has naturally forgotten all these little things.
"Damn it, you know it's useless..." Huang Tianxiang said angrily.
It felt that it could no longer hide Zhang Tiezhu's knowledge. This young man's IQ had increased and he was becoming smarter.
"Tell me, how is she doing?" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth.