"Old Wangtou, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Tiezhu curled his lips: "I came to see you, and you treat me like this?"
"Damn, you just left for a while? Besides... can you do anything good by coming?" Old Wangtou said angrily,
Despite what he said, Lao Wangtou still opened the door for Zhang Tiezhu and let him enter the courtyard.
There is no way, with Zhang Tiezhu's urine, he would dare to flip over the stick and jump in even if you didn't open the door.
Seeing Zhang Tiezhu carrying two black bags in his hand, Lao Wangtou was stunned for a moment: "What's the matter? Did you realize that you came to give gifts?"
At noon, Zhang Tiezhu got Lao Wangtou so drunk that Lao Wangtou had just recovered, so a beautiful misunderstanding arose.
"Hehehehe...Brother Wang, how many days will I stay with you?" Zhang Tiezhu left a message with a smile, and then swaggered towards the house.
Lao Wangtou: "??????"
"Zhang DaDa, what happened to your family?" Lao Wangtou looked stunned. After closing the courtyard door, he hurriedly caught up with Zhang Tiezhu.
"It's okay, I wanted to go to the underworld later, but Lao Huang wouldn't let me stay home by myself, so I decided to come to you." Zhang Tiezhu explained as he walked.
Lao Wangtou will have to know about this later, so it is better to tell him directly now.
"You...wait a minute, you just said you were going to the underworld?!" Upon hearing this, Lao Wangtou was stunned for several seconds before he came to his senses.
"Yes, let's go to the underworld." Zhang Tiezhu said it lightly. He opened the door and said politely: "Brother Wang, you go first."
Lao Wangtou: "..."
"This is my home!" Lao Wang grinded his teeth angrily.
"Hehehe... I'm just being polite." Zhang Tiezhu smiled honestly, winked at Lao Wang, and then he stepped directly into the house.
"Oh... you are such a weakling!" Lao Wangtou sighed helplessly, and also entered the room, asking Zhang Tiezhu why he wanted to go to the underworld.
Zhang Tiezhu explained to Lao Wangtou.
"You want to save the smoke soul? No, Zhang DaDa, I have to remind you that if no one leads the way, you will easily be left behind and unable to come back!" Lao Wangtou reminded seriously.
Although Zhang Tiezhu has a bad reputation, he is definitely not picky in terms of loyalty. Going to the underworld to save people is in line with his style.
"It's okay, someone will lead the way!" Zhang Tiezhu grinned.
Lao Wang's head trembled all over and he said hurriedly: "Don't look at me, I definitely can't do it. I'm so old and it's easy for me to not come back!"
"Have you been there before?" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned.
If Lao Wangtou had never been to the underworld, he should have said that he did not know the way. Why did he say this?
Does this old guy have any secrets?
Lao Wangtou was stunned when he heard this. He hesitated for three seconds and said very seriously: "I admit that you are indeed smart!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"That's because I, Zhang Tiezhu, have an IQ that trumps all others. Let me tell you, Old Wangtou, that is because I didn't study hard back then, otherwise I might be in trouble now..."
If you brag and pay taxes, Zhang Tiezhu's house will have to be sold.
"What do you mean?" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and asked with a bad look.
"Oh, I'm too lazy to talk to you. If you want to do it, just do it here..." Lao Wang spread his hands and said, "Anyway, I've told you what you need to say. Don't blame me if you can't come back."
"Don't worry, someone will lead the way!" Zhang Tiezhu grinned. He didn't expect Lao Wangtou to agree so happily.
Zhang Tiezhu originally thought that he would have to tease Lao Wang for a while, but it turned out that he didn't. This guy agreed very happily!
"When do you plan to do it?" Lao Wangtou asked.
"Old Huang said to wait till midnight."
"Okay..." Lao Wangtou yawned and looked at the time. It was just eight o'clock in the evening. He could still sleep for a while: "I'm going to lie down for a while. You can call me later...
Huang Tianxiang turned into green mist and floated in from the outside, along with Miao Fu.
The immortals from Lao Wangtou's family showed up one after another to greet Huang Tianxiang.
"Brother Tianxiang, you are here."
"Brother Tianxiang, long time no see."
"Tianxiang, your Taoism seems to have improved again."
"..."
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Everyone is bothering me because it's because my tiger brother Ma is ignorant, alas..." Huang Tianxiang said with a smile.
"No matter what you say, I can understand it!"
"Yes, I can all understand it!"
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu was sitting on a stool watching TV. The originally quiet room suddenly became lively.
He looked in shock. Although he could feel the presence of immortals in the room before, he never expected there to be so many... more than 20 people densely packed in, covering half of the room.
"It takes a lot of effort to not be able to see by yourself..." Zhang Tiezhu muttered, and he planned to study how he could open his Yin and Yang eyes.
It’s so frustrating to be in this state all the time!
After Huang Tianxiang chatted with the immortals for a while, it looked at Zhang Tiezhu and said calmly: "Tiger Brother Ma, get ready to go."
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu ran to the back room and woke up Lao Wangtou, who was sleeping soundly.
When they arrived at the hall, they saw that Huang Tianxiang had already begun to arrange the formation and spread out the red candles evenly...
"Tiger Brother Ma, you go and poop and pee, please clean up..." Huang Tianxiang said calmly.
"Why...why?" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned. Do I need to relieve myself before going to the underworld?
What is this rule?
"Damn it, I'm afraid your soul is gone and your body can't control itself..." Huang Tianxiang said angrily.
"...Can this still happen?"
"Nonsense, go quickly!"
Zhang Tiezhu didn't hesitate, he obediently went to the toilet outside and solved his problem completely.
After returning, Huang Tianxiang was ready. A 2-meter-long piece of red paper was spread on the ground, with words he couldn't understand written on it.
"Come, lie here..." Huang Tianxiang pointed to the big red paper.
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu nodded. He took off his shoes and lay on the red paper. Suddenly, the smell filled the sky.
Lao Wangtou's face turned dark immediately...
"Hu brother Ma, I will pull out your soul first, don't resist." Huang Tianxiang reminded.
Zhang Tiezhu nodded. During the day, Huang Tianxiang had briefly explained the process to Zhang Tiezhu.
Zhang Tiezhu's soul needs to be separated from his body first, and then he can go to the underworld.
Huang Tianxiang exhaled and surrounded Zhang Tiezhu with 81 red candles. He waved his hand and all 81 candles were ignited.
Huang Tianxiang muttered and kept chanting spells, and hot sweat gradually broke out on his forehead...
Five minutes later, Zhang Tiezhu felt his head was heavy, his eyelids drooped, and he fell asleep unconsciously.
And when he fell asleep, it was like a nightmare, and his consciousness gradually woke up, but his body could not move.
I don’t know how long it took, but Zhang Tiezhu felt someone grabbed him by the collar and picked him up forcefully!
After getting up, the world in front of Zhang Tiezhu changed. He was floating in the air, looking at his body lying motionless on the red paper, as if he was dead.
"I am..." Zhang Tiezhu glanced at his hands and feet. Is this the state of the soul leaving the body?
"Huh... Hudi Ma, how are you feeling?" Huang Tianxiang was panting from exhaustion and dripping with sweat.
Not only it, but also the more than 20 immortals from Lao Wangtou's family nearby, all of them were very tired.
Huang Tianxiang couldn't hold on any longer while casting the spell. Fortunately, a group of immortals from Lao Wangtou's family came to help, otherwise he would have failed.
They were just wondering why Zhang Tiezhu's soul was so difficult to pull out!