The lower floor of the underground palace is now a mess.
"Paper, paper... Who has paper... I'm showing up!" A hall master level expert from the Yinshan Sect covered his buttocks and yelled.
"I want paper too, quickly...give it to me!"
"Damn it, Amita...paper!"
"Fuck...it hurts..."
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head in bewilderment. Seeing the experts from both good and evil circles nearby being at a loss because of their stomach upset, covering their buttocks, clamping their crotches, and clamoring for paper, he couldn't help but want to laugh: "That's really interesting...
..."
"Tie Zhu, do you have any paper?!" At this moment, Li Yixuan's face turned pale and he poked Zhang Tiezhu's arm.
Zhang Tiezhu: "??????"
"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head.
"I...I want to poop." Li Yixuan's face was ashen.
"Me too, I can't hold it in any longer!"
"It hurts...I can't hold it in anymore!"
Ding Jianzhong and Lu Wei were the same, clutching their stomachs and gritting their teeth to hold on.
"Uh... no." Zhang Tiezhu shook his head and looked at Lin Chuxue, who was bent over and holding her stomach tightly: "You want to have a bowel movement too?"
"...Yeah." Lin Chuxue nodded slightly. At this moment, she wanted to die.
"No, I can't hold it in anymore..."
"Me too, I can't do it anymore!"
"..."
At this moment, there were many masters of good and evil nearby, and they chose not to stick to trivial matters!
What is paper?!
The children of Jianghu don’t need it!
One by one, they found a corner to take off their pants, and they all looked relieved.
If there is a leader in this kind of thing, others will soon follow...
What does dignity mean in the face of diarrhea?!
Anyway, everyone does it, and it’s not just you, so you won’t worry about anyone spreading the word when you go out.
The area suddenly stank, and it was extremely disgusting...
"It's so fucking disgusting. Can you please be more civilized? I'll fuck you!" Zhang Tiezhu scolded his mother on the spot, and the gloating mood just now was gone.
He had been getting along with Zhang Tiexiu in a dream before. The two of them dug a hole in a corner and used the excrement as fertilizer. What turned out to be these bastards!
"Damn it, shut up, it's all because of you..." The leader of the Yinshan Sect squatted on the ground and said viciously, holding a few pieces of toilet paper tightly in his hand.
They didn't have enough space to bring food and water during this trip, and they didn't even bring extra toilet paper. No one expected that they would collectively suffer from diarrhea next time in the underground palace.
"That's right, it's the poisonous food you deliberately induced us to eat!" A strong man from the Blood Killing Sect gritted his teeth and said angrily. He had nothing in his hand and planned to sacrifice his underwear later.
"It's you...if you hadn't taken the lead in eating the fruit, we wouldn't have followed suit!"
"Yes...it's because of you!"
"..."
People kept saying evil things everywhere, accompanied by sounds of "puff", "puff", "puff"...
Fortunately for the righteous people, the people in Laoshan, Longhushan, and Zhenguo Temple were just livid and did not complain.
However, the evil people had not dealt with Zhang Tiezhu before, and now they all thought that he did it on purpose. They spoke angrily with extremely vicious eyes.
"Hey, you bunch of bastards, I tell you not to rely on me. How can it be okay if I eat it? Besides, did I let you eat it? Damn it!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed angrily, rolling up his sleeves and planning to do something.
Seeing Zhang Tiezhu rolling up his sleeves, the expressions of a group of evil powerful men suddenly changed.
"You...don't mess around!"
"That's right, don't make a sneak attack!"
"Boy, tell me some rules. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it later. Don't do anything now!"
"..."
They have all seen Zhang Tiezhu's abilities with their own eyes. Both the blue and red ghosts were beaten to autistic state and are now hiding in a corner silently defecating, not daring to say a word...
In their current state, if they fight Zhang Tiezhu, they are looking for death!
"Damn it, if you're afraid, just be honest and don't push me!" Zhang Tiezhu hugged his arms and looked arrogant.
"I...I can't bear it anymore." At this moment, Lu Wei covered his butt and disappeared like a monkey in the sky. He found a place where no one was around and started taking off his pants.
"I can't do it either!"
"Me too!"
Ding Jianzhong and Li Yixuan couldn't bear it anymore, so they ran away and squatted down next to Lu Wei.
"This bunch of trash..." Zhang Tiezhu curled his lips, and Lin Chuxue was the only one left beside him.
However, when Zhang Tiezhu saw Lin Chuxue, his expression changed drastically: "Fuck...what's wrong with you?!"
"I... have a stomachache!" Lin Chuxue held her stomach, her lips were purple, and her forehead was covered with cold sweat.
"Then go and poop!" Zhang Tiezhu gloated: "How can a living person be choked to death by poop?"
"...I am a woman, a woman!" Lin Chuxue said angrily. Because she spoke too hard, the control of her lower body weakened and she almost gushed out.
"Uh... I know you're a girl. What's wrong? Are you embarrassed?" Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head and looked at Lin Chuxue carefully.
I have to say, the pussy girl is so good-looking, with big eyes, long eyelashes, snow-white skin, hot body... she is definitely a stunner in the world!
It's just a pity that because of Lin Chuxue's character, it is difficult for Zhang Tiezhu to see her as a woman.
"You... help me look out!" Lin Chuxue lowered her head in shame and squeezed out a voice through her teeth.
Zhang Tiezhu: "??????"
"What the hell?" Zhang Tiezhu looked confused, and his jaw almost dropped in shock.
"You keep watch for me, don't let others look at me... 2 million, I will give you a total of 5 million when we get out, okay?!" Lin Chuxue gritted her teeth and offered an astonishing price!
If word of this price spreads, I'm afraid the world's richest man will shed tears... Shit, spend 2 million!
"Okay, okay..." Zhang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, then nodded wildly.
How could Lin Chuxue be annoying?
This is obviously his cutie Zhang Tiezhu!
"Chu Xue, where do you want to go? Let's go!" Zhang Tiezhu was gearing up as if he were going to the battlefield. If anyone dared to peek at the pussy later, Zhang Tiezhu would gouge his eyeballs.
"Find a remote place with no one, and... I can't walk anymore, please take me there." Lin Chuxue lowered her head, her voice was extremely weak, and all her energy was focused on "holding it in".
She was worried that if she took one more step, her lower body would be out of control... and plummet.
"Okay!" Zhang Tiezhu nodded and agreed. He was very familiar with this.
Zhang Tiezhu didn't hesitate, he picked up Lin Chuxue and carried her on his shoulders without saying a word...
Lin Chuxue's face turned pale and she couldn't help but let out a fart.
"Fuck, it really stinks..." Zhang Tiezhu muttered and slapped him with his other hand.
If it weren't for Lin Chuxue's promise of 2 million, Zhang Tiezhu couldn't help but slap her big ass.
Lin Chuxue's face turned red and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in immediately... It was ruined, her image was completely ruined.
Zhang Tiezhu carried Lin Chuxue and used the blue book skills on the grass as light as a swallow, immediately attracting the attention of everyone nearby...
Lin Chuxue's beauty was beyond description, so everyone was curious, what does such a beautiful woman look like?!
Even Ding Jianzhong, Lu Wei, and Li Yixuan, who were squatting on the grass, all understood each other and looked at each other...