"Brother, I don't... Bald people are too shameless, don't do it, brother!"
"Obey, sit down!"
"Don't...brother, ah...!"
"..."
Zhang Tiexiu's long red hair is too eye-catching now, so Zhang Tiezhu plans to hide it!
And the best way to hide it is to eliminate it and solve the problem from the root!
Zhang Tiexiu ran away, but was not fast enough. In the end, Zhang Tiezhu punched and kicked him three times and pinned him down on the chair.
Seeing her flowing red hair fall to the ground, Zhang Tiexiu looked sad and heartbroken.
Soon, Zhang Tiexiu was shaved bald. Zhang Tiezhu also asked his boss to shave the roots of his hair to make sure that the brightness of his head could reflect light before he stopped.
"Very good, this way you won't be afraid of being exposed." Zhang Tiezhu nodded happily and touched his little brother's bald head.
Silky, very silky!
Zhang Tiexiu looked at himself in the mirror and said sadly: "Brother, are you jealous of my beauty? That's why you want to shave my head bald?!"
"Damn it." Zhang Tiezhu went up and slapped Zhang Tiexiu's bald head, and cursed: "I am jealous of your beauty? Where is your face? My appearance is many times better than yours, don't you know it in your heart? Ah!"
Zhang Tiexiu: "...Clear."
I forgot that his eldest brother is in the final stage of narcissism and is in a terminal stage.
Even the barber shop owner was confused after hearing Zhang Tiezhu's words. He thought Zhang Tiezhu must be joking.
Yes, it must be a joke!
"Okay, let's go." Zhang Tiezhu paid and led Zhang Tiexiu out of the store.
"Brother, where are we going now?" Zhang Tiexiu touched his bald head and asked.
Even if you become bald, it does help to hide your identity.
"Let's go take a shower." Zhang Tiezhu and Zhang Tiexiu walked toward the Dongshan Bathhouse, arm in arm.
Along the way, because Zhang Tiexiu shaved his head bald, the current return rate has been greatly reduced. Zhang Tiezhu is very satisfied and thinks that his method is really wonderful.
When they arrived at the bathhouse, the two Zhang brothers met each other naked, and then...
"Fuck, wait a minute, put on your shirt first!" Zhang Tiezhu was dumbfounded and hurriedly put Zhang Tiexiu's shirt on him.
I forgot, there is a big hole in Zhang Tiexiu's chest. If he went in like this, wouldn't he scare the people out of the bathhouse?!
Zhang Tiezhu felt that he was so smart that he could forget important things like this.
Zhang Tiexiu also saw what Zhang Tiezhu was worried about, and he wondered: "Brother, what should I do?"
"Wait a minute..." Zhang Tiezhu touched his chin and fell into thinking.
Did you cover the bathhouse?
No, there are too many people here and we can’t accommodate them at all.
So, Zhang Tiezhu had no choice but to take a large bath towel, wrap it tightly around Zhang Tiexiu's upper body, and tie it into a tight knot to ensure that the towel would not fall off.
"Brother, what's the matter?" Zhang Tiexiu said sadly, "I'm about to be strangled to death!"
"As for this, it must be like this." Zhang Tiezhu touched his chin and looked at it from all directions. He was relieved after making sure that Zhang Tiexiu would not expose the big hole in his chest.
"Oh... ok." Zhang Tiexiu sighed helplessly and followed Zhang Tiezhu into the men's bathing area.
Originally, a shaved head should not attract attention, but in a place where everyone is naked, Zhang Tiexiu's wearing a big bath towel makes it even more eye-catching.
A group of big men looked at each other sideways, wondering why such a big boy could be so shy, and how he could be so secretive like a little girl...
However, Zhang Tiexiu's face was no less thick than Zhang Tiezhu's, and he chose to completely ignore these strange looks.
Entering the heated pool with Zhang Tiezhu, Zhang Tiexiu said with a look of enjoyment: "It's great!"
The two of them stayed in the bathhouse for two hours, went out to eat hot pot, and then took a taxi back home.
Zhang Tiezhu took Zhang Tiexiu out for shopping. He was not stingy at all and was very generous.
The broken black box in Zhang Tiexiu's hand was sold for 2 billion, all thanks to Tiexiu... Although the money has not yet arrived, Grandpa Huang has said it, so there should be no mistakes.
.
If something goes wrong, then Zhang Tiezhu and Lao Butan will fight to the death!
"Damn it, Lin Chuxue still owes me 5 million. I don't know if they have come out yet?" After entering the house, Zhang Tiezhu sat on a chair and muttered.
Now he is only half a step away from becoming famous!
While Zhang Tiezhu and Zhang Tiexiu were out, Miao Fu had already rebuilt the fire kang and was lighting the fire.
"Master Zhang, please have a drink of water." Miao Fu, the loyal servant, saw Zhang Tiezhu coming home and went to bring tea and water.
Zhang Tiezhu nodded and took a sip. He was quite satisfied with the diligent Miao Xiaogui.
Zhang Tiexiu was looking in the mirror, admiring his bald head, with a sad look on his face.
At this moment, a burst of green mist floated into the house...
Huang Tianxiang was about to reveal himself, but suddenly found that there was a stranger in the room, so he did not show up, but looked at the little bald head, curious about who he was.
At this time, Zhang Tiezhu looked at Huang Tianxiang and said calmly: "Old Huang, please show up. There is no need to pretend to be a ghost."
Huang Tianxiang: "??????"
"You...can you see me?" Huang Tianxiang was startled, and its figure gradually appeared.
"Nonsense, I have been practicing for so long, how can I still get along without you even seeing me?" Zhang Tiezhu said calmly, with an arrogant look on his face, and his little eyes when he looked at Huang Tianxiang were full of contempt.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
Regarding the fact that Zhang Tiezhu's spiritual practice improved greatly in his dream, Huang Tianxiang was filled with envy and hated God for being unfair. Why didn't he give him such a good opportunity?
"Hey hey hey...Brother Huang, you're here!" Seeing Huang Tianxiang, Zhang Tiexiu ran over in a hurry and couldn't wait to give him a warm hug.
"Who are you?" Huang Tianxiang was stunned, pushed the little bald man in front of him away, patted the dust on his body, and said with a look of disgust: "Damn it, everyone is throwing themselves at me!"
Zhang Tiexiu: "..."
"Brother Huang, it's me, it's me, Tiexiu!" Zhang Tiexiu pointed at his handsome face and said heartbrokenly.
"Tiexiu?" Huang Tianxiang looked at Zhang Tiexiu's facial features carefully and suddenly thought of who the bald man in front of him was.
"You...are you that red-haired corpse?!" Huang Tianxiang was shocked. A yellow leather whip appeared in his hand, and he immediately raised it high, intending to whip it down to slay demons.
"Don't...Brother Huang, don't do it!" Zhang Tiexiu looked confused, and was so frightened that he waved his hands and backed away.
"Old Huang, what are you doing?" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned and hurriedly stood in front of Zhang Tiexiu, wondering why Huang Tianxiang was so excited when they met?!
Could it be because I rubbed Yoneda Kou on me?
"Is he a fake corpse?!" Huang Tianxiang looked at Zhang Tiexiu with murderous intent.
"...No." Zhang Tiezhu was speechless.
"Brother Huang, I'm alive, I'm alive!" Zhang Tiexiu pointed at his nose and roared heartbrokenly.
Huang Tianxiang, the great hero he admired so much, wanted to slay demons and destroy him as soon as they met him. How could this make Zhang Tiexiu embarrassed?!
"Alive?" Huang Tianxiang scratched his head, looking confused.
"Sit down and talk, alas...Old Huang, when will you change your frivolous temper?" Zhang Tiezhu shook his head and sighed helplessly: "This is where I am, if it's outside
, you may not know how many beatings you will receive."
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
Where does Huang Tianxiang's dignity as an immortal family be placed by Zhang Tiezhu?!
Huang Tianxiang bared his teeth angrily, and made up his mind to go into seclusion after leaving this time. He had already obtained the elixir given by his grandfather, and he would never leave the seclusion until his Taoism improved greatly.
"Hu brother Ma, don't push me, let's get down to business!" Huang Tianxiang was so angry that he sat down on the chair with his arms crossed and angrily.
Seeing this, Miao Fu immediately went to serve tea and water: "Master Huang, please..."
"Yes." Huang Tianxiang nodded with satisfaction, picked up the tea cup and took a sip. Miao Xiaogui was the only one in this family.
"What's the matter, Lao Huang?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in confusion, sitting next to Huang Tianxiang.
"My grandpa asked me to come. It's about the black box and..." Huang Tianxiang pointed at Zhang Tiexiu and said calmly: "And this little red... bald thing."
"Uh...what's wrong?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in confusion.
"In order to protect you, my grandfather spread the news that Fang Qishui bought the black box. Now everyone in the Yin and Yang Circle knows that the black box is in the hands of the night watchman."
"As for this little bald guy, my grandfather spread the news that he was a very dangerous creature, so he was taken away and dealt with, do you understand?" Huang Tianxiang held his arms and spoke calmly.
"My grandpa has taken care of all your troubles for you."