"You bastard... Damn it, little bald man, you and I are at odds with each other. You and I are not the same, ah...!"
Huang Tianxiang squatted on the ground, feeling worse than death, his anus felt like colic, his whole body was shaking, and his face turned pale.
"Little bald man, wait, wait!"
"ah......!"
"Grandpa, save me!"
"..."
Huang Tianxiang pulled the suspected monster, and was afraid that he would die easily if he pulled him. In desperation, Huang Tianxiang took out his communication weapon and contacted his grandfather to come and save his life!
Mr. Huang was shocked on the spot when he received the summons from Huang Tianxiang.
Good guy, my grandson is also an Earth Immortal despite his good deeds. Who has ever heard of an Earth Immortal suffering from diarrhea and collapse?!
Mr. Huang was confused and hurriedly flew away to see what Huang Tianxiang was doing.
When Mr. Huang arrived, Huang Tianxiang was squatting in the grass outside the cave. He had never gotten up since he had diarrhea. The area was filled with smoke and stench... the smell was very overwhelming.
Seeing his grandfather appear in front of him, Huang Tianxiang looked excited: "Grandpa, save me, I can't survive!"
"Grumbling"......
Mr. Huang's brows furrowed and he looked disgusted. He couldn't help but cover his mouth and nose: "What's wrong with you?"
"Diarrhea... Diarrhea, I must have been poisoned. Grandpa, please help me detoxify!" Huang Tianxiang said with a gloomy face, gritted teeth, and his lips turned white.
It secretly swore in its heart that when it recovered, it would hang up that bastard Zhang Tiexiu and smoke it... for a year!
How dare you poison it, you bastard!
"You...reach out." Huang Santai covered his mouth and nose with one hand and stretched out the other hand to take Huang Tianxiang's pulse.
Huang Tianxiang hurriedly stretched out his paw and put it in his grandfather's hand...
"Eh..." Mr. Huang was startled. He looked strange after touching Huang Tianxiang's wrist, because Huang Tianxiang was not poisoned at all, but was washing the essence and marrow to remove impurities from the body.
It is only because the effect of cleansing the essence and cutting the marrow is so strong that it has achieved this virtue.
"What's wrong? Grandpa, I...am I okay?!" Huang Tianxiang said in a trembling voice. After seeing his grandfather's strange expression, he was frightened and worried that he would be poisoned to death by that little bastard Zhang Tiexiu.
Mr. Huang Third Master ignored Huang Tianxiang, but checked carefully. After repeated confirmation, he could conclude that Huang Tianxiang was indeed washing the essence and marrow, but the process was a bit disgusting...
This is definitely a great opportunity for Huang Tianxiang. After this cleansing and marrow purification, Huang Tianxiang's qualifications will be greatly improved, and his cultivation speed will skyrocket in the future.
"Xiaoxiang, what did you eat?" Huang Santai looked surprised. He lowered his head and looked at the collapsed Huang Tianxiang, wondering how he got this opportunity.
Huang Tianxiang's opportunity to cleanse his essence and cut off his marrow this time is no less valuable than the three pills he gave as a gift. Even the value of this opportunity is far greater than the three pills.
"That little bald guy gave me the fruit!" Huang Tianxiang gritted his teeth, his eyes were red, and he wished he could hang Zhang Tiexiu up and whip him right now!
"Little bald man?" Mr. Huang San was stunned: "Monk?"
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"No, it was the red-haired corpse that my brother Ma brought out from the ground. That thing came to life. He made him bald. It was this little bastard who gave me two black fruits and I ate them.
, that's it..." Huang Tianxiang's face turned pale as he told what happened.
"Black fruit?" Mr. Huang San was stunned for a moment: "What does it taste like? Is it delicious?"
"...It's delicious. It's much more delicious than pullets. No, Grandpa, why are you asking this? Please save me, I'm going to die!" Huang Tianxiang looked confused and pulled it by himself.
With half a life left, my grandfather still asked if the black fruit was delicious?
What does he mean?!
Is this my biological grandfather?!
"Black fruit..." Mr. Huang San murmured, with a look of enlightenment flashing in his eyes as he thought of the origin of the black fruit.
The Black Spirit Fruit, which is a hundred times more powerful than the Red Spirit Fruit in cleansing and cleaving the marrow, is far less valuable than the Red Spirit Fruit.
"Sure enough, that kid is..." Mr. Huang San nodded secretly, probably guessing Zhang Tiexiu's origin.
"Grandpa, I...will I be okay?!" Huang Tianxiang said urgently, his expression extremely ugly.
If he was really poisoned to death by Zhang Tiexiu, the way of death would be too cruel. I am afraid that he would be the first to die of diarrhea in the entire Northeast Fairyland.
"It's okay, I can't die. This is an opportunity. Just go ahead and do it." Mr. Huang San shook his head and smiled bitterly.
Huang Tianxiang's opportunity this time was something that many people dreamed of, but this guy...well, it's hard to describe.
"What kind of opportunity?!" Huang Tianxiang looked confused.
"You'll know after you've done it," Huang Santai said calmly, covering his mouth and nose.
"Grandpa, I don't want to poop, my legs are weak!" Huang Tianxiang said pitifully, feeling like there were countless little bugs swimming around all over his body. When these bugs had enough, they would swim to the Dantian and be excreted from the body.
"Bear it, okay, I'm leaving." Mr. Huang San waved his sleeves and turned to leave.
Huang Tianxiang disliked this kind of opportunity and seemed a little ignorant.
But Mr. Huang didn't bother to say anything more. After Huang Tianxiang finished pulling it, he would know the benefits.
He didn't bother to explain, but there was a more important reason, and that was because Huang Tianxiang's poop was so stinky. In this environment, who would want to talk more?!
Looking at his grandfather's leaving figure, Huang Tianxiang looked confused: "Oh my god...how long will this last?"
But now it can be sure of one thing, that is, it is safe and has no worries about its life.
As for the opportunity mentioned by his grandfather, Huang Tianxiang is still confused. When did diarrhea become an opportunity?
But after all, he is his grandfather, so he will definitely not harm it!
"I have diarrhea. I don't believe it. I, Huang Tianxiang, will die from diarrhea!" Huang Tianxiang gritted his teeth.
This night was unforgettable and unforgettable. One night, the whole night, Huang Tianxiang squatted outside and gushed for thousands of miles...
Watching the sun rise, Huang Tianxiang breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he was finally done after spending the whole night.
However, it's wrong.
And it's dead wrong.
Until the sunset, Huang Tianxiang was still squatting outside, with a look of pain on his face.
That's right, it started from night to dusk the next day, and it's still happening now.
"Damn it...how long will this last?" Huang Tianxiang's voice was weak, with a sad look on his face. What kind of bullshit opportunity is this?
At night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.
Under the illumination of the moonlight, Huang Tianxiang's body was swaying and squatting in the woods. He was so tired that he could no longer squat.
"It's not over yet..."
Huang Tianxiang was in agony. He had been having diarrhea for a whole day and night, but the feeling of rapid diarrhea was still fierce.
As everyone knows, the reason why Huang Tianxiang has been suffering from diarrhea for so long is that the overbearing effect of the Black Spirit Fruit is only one aspect. The other aspect is... Huang Tianxiang's qualifications are really poor and there are too many impurities in his body, so he needs
so long.
Of course, Huang Tianxiang did not know these things.
It was not until dawn the next day that the overwhelming feeling gradually subsided.
Huang Tianxiang showed an expression of relief. He gritted his teeth and stood up, staggering forward two steps and almost falling to the ground.
"It's over..." Huang Tianxiang felt like he had had a long, long nightmare.