The sky is clear and the breeze is blowing. It is a rare good weather.
"Bell" "Bell" "Bell"......
"Who the hell is this early in the morning..." Zhang Tiezhu opened his eyes in a daze, suddenly jumped up with a start, and rushed to the phone in two or three steps.
Zhang Tiezhu thought it was an old butthole who called so early.
Zhang Tiezhu answered the phone anxiously: "Hello..."
"Hey grandma, Zhang Tiezhu, I will fuck your ancestors, you bastard...ah...!"
"Du" "du" "du"......
Zhang Tiezhu: "??????"
The call was from Lao Wangtou, but the other person hung up the phone after just a few curse words, leaving Zhang Tiezhu confused.
"Why is he scolding me?"
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned for several seconds while holding the microphone. Didn't Lao Wangtou have a fight with him last night about his hand?
Why do you have to call yourself early in the morning to scold yourself?
At the end, he screamed like a slaughtered pig?
"Brother, who is it?" Zhang Tiexiu sat up from the kang in a daze, yawned, and looked at Zhang Tiezhu, who looked confused.
Zhang Tiezhu looked at Zhang Tiexiu in surprise, and suddenly thought that Zhang Tiexiu was very enthusiastic and insisted on sending Lao Wangtou home last night, and waited for Zhang Tiexiu to yell about what he wanted to say to himself after returning home...
"Um, what did you do to Lao Wangtou when you sent him home last night?" Zhang Tiezhu hesitated for a few seconds and asked.
"Old Wang? Hahahaha...Brother, I treated him to a black spirit fruit, and he ran away on the spot. He was so happy for me!" When Zhang Tiezhu asked about this, Zhang Tiexiu burst out laughing.
It doesn't work.
"Black Spirit Fruit? What is that?" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned, he knew the Red Spirit Fruit, what was the Black Spirit Fruit?!
"Hehe...it's a little bit more effective than the Red Spirit Fruit." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
What a loss!
What a fucking loss!
That fruit is comparable to Dali brand laxative, Zhang Tiexiu actually gave it to Lao Wangtou...
No wonder Lao Wangtou called and scolded him early in the morning. He must have been anxious and thought he was the one who gave in.
But that’s not right. If it was just diarrhea, why was Lao Wangtou’s voice so painful just now?
Moreover, Lao Wangtou would let himself have a peaceful night's sleep and only call to scold him so early in the morning?
No, absolutely not!
"Um...what black fruit are you talking about...how much stronger is the effect?" Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head and asked very seriously.
"Uh...hundreds of times."
Zhang Tiezhu: "??????"
Got it, got it all.
"You...sigh...are so wicked!" Zhang Tiezhu covered his head, not knowing what to say.
Lao Wangtou’s old arms and legs, what should I do if three are long and two are short?
"Hahaha... don't worry, brother, the black spirit fruit is good for him, it'll be fine!" Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
"That's... okay." Zhang Tiezhu shook his head helplessly and sighed. He didn't know what to say. That's the kind of virtue Zhang Tiexiu had.
And suddenly, Zhang Tiezhu suddenly thought of something.
"Um...this is what you gave Lao Huang before?!"
"Yes, hahaha...and they are all cooked, and the effect is even more powerful!" Zhang Tiexiu said with a mean smile on his face, looking very much in need of a beating.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
As expected of you, Xiu'er, it's only been a few days, and Zhang Tiezhu feels like he has no friends anymore.
"Brother, are you constipated? Why do you look so ugly?!" Zhang Tiexiu was stunned. He reached into his shirt, rummaged twice, and then took out a black fruit.
"Brother, take a black spirit fruit to relieve your bowels." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
Zhang Tiezhu: "?????"
"No, how did you conjure this thing?!" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned. He walked over and took off Zhang Tiexiu's shirt. There was nothing inside except a big hole.
How did he turn into fruit with his bare hands?
Magic?
"Hey... can you eat it? Brother." Zhang Tiexiu handed the black fruit in his hand to Zhang Tiezhu.
Zhang Tiezhu: "...I won't eat it."
Next, Zhang Tiezhu repeatedly asked Zhang Tiexiu if he could do magic, but the other party kept being silly and refused to say anything.
In the end, Zhang Tiezhu was helpless and didn't bother to ask.
Zhang Tiexiu is a kid full of secrets, and he is not bad at magic.
After a while, Miao Fu prepared a sumptuous breakfast. The diligent Miao craftsmen had repaired the door last night.
Halfway through Zhang Tiezhu's meal, the phone rang again. Zhang Tiezhu walked over and picked up the phone, and heard Lao Wangtou on the other side yelling.
"Zhang Tiezhu, you immoral thing, ask that little bald man what he gave me to eat?!"
"...No, Lao Wangtou, he gave you food, but you keep scolding me?!" Zhang Tiezhu was speechless.
"Nonsense, isn't he your brother? Ah...here he comes again!!"
"Du" "du" "du"......
The phone was hung up again after Lao Wang screamed. Needless to say, he must have not cleaned it yet.
Zhang Tiezhu shook his head helplessly, looked at Zhang Tiexiu who was eating and drinking, and sighed, how come he had such an unlucky younger brother for no reason.
Throughout the whole day, Lao Wangtou called him every once in a while to scold him, and each time he hung up the phone amidst his screams.
Zhang Tiezhu estimates that Lao Wangtou is now ready to tear Zhang Tiexiu apart.
...
In a blink of an eye, the three-day period has arrived.
Zhang Tiezhu was worried that Li Feng would be outvoted and was very confident in his own strength, so he planned to go to the meeting alone and fight the old witch alone without notifying any helpers.
"I'm going, Xiu'er, please take good care of the house." Zhang Tiezhu looked at Zhang Tiexiu who was lying on the bed and tied up by his five-part body, and said calmly.
"Uh huh..." Zhang Tiexiu had a piece of rag stuffed in his mouth and was struggling like a silkworm chrysalis. How could such excitement be without him?!
"Don't worry, I'll be fine." Zhang Tiezhu grinned.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" Zhang Tiexiu struggled violently, with a look of constipation on his face.
"Well, I'm leaving. You should be honest at home." Zhang Tiezhu looked at Miao Fu and said, "Untie him tomorrow morning."
"Yes, Mr. Zhang." Miao Fu nodded, hesitated, and whispered: "Is there really no need to inform Mr. Huang?"
"No need, I can handle this little thing myself." Zhang Tiezhu said calmly.
After saying that, Zhang Tiezhu left home with a long stride, stopped a car at the roadside, and rushed to Dongshan Laodaogou.
...
"Great, it's just him..." Xiaocui, who was monitoring Zhang Tiezhu from a distance, grabbed Li Changxuan's neck collar, quietly followed Zhang Tiezhu's car, and followed him away.
Now it seems that the plan is going very smoothly, Zhang Tiezhu, this fool, really went to die on his own!!