"Fuck you, Zhang Tiezhu, you little brat, haven't you made any progress in all these years? Ah!" Widow Wang stood in her yard, pinched her waist with both hands, and cursed angrily: "Damn, you're touching me in the middle of the night.
What do you want to do when you enter my mother's house?!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
Zhang Tiexiu: "..."
"Sister Wang, please listen to my explanation. I really went to find the bag. That bag is very important!" Zhang Tiezhu beat his chest anxiously.
Unjustly accused.
What a huge injustice.
Why doesn’t this Widow Wang listen to the explanation?!
Besides, he didn’t even smell the black stockings he took out!
Zhang Tiexiu rubbed his waist, limped to Zhang Tiezhu, and said with a sad face: "Brother, look at the beating she gave me, and I told her not to go, why didn't you listen!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "...shut up!"
"Bang" "Bang"
"Ouch!!"
Zhang Tiezhu was so angry that he immediately punched Zhang Tiexiu's bald head twice, making him docile.
Zhang Tiexiu felt miserable and couldn't survive this day.
Widow Wang was still pinching her waist and cursing angrily, her face turned red with anger, her few secrets were revealed by Zhang Tiezhu.
If word of this gets out in the future, will Widow Wang still be around?
A good demon king, at home not only has a bra, panties and... black stockings.
"Oh...why don't you believe me!" Zhang Tiezhu shook his head helplessly: "Sister Wang, go to bed early, don't hurt your voice from exhaustion."
Widow Wang: “…”
Zhang Tiezhu grabbed Zhang Tiexiu's collar, and the two slipped into the house.
Widow Wang, just go ahead and scold her if you want. You can keep your ears clean by hiding in the house.
Widow Wang cursed a few more times, stamped her feet angrily, turned around and went back to the house.
But in less than a minute, there was a knock on the door of Widow Wang’s house again.
"Boom" "Boom" "Boom"......
"Excuse me, is anyone there?!"
Widow Wang opened the door with a dark face and murderous intent.
There were more than a dozen Taoist priests from Laoshan standing outside the door, with two elders, Li Haiyi and Jiang Ziming, standing at the front.
"Who are you?!" Widow Wang said coldly, staring at the people in front of her with an unfriendly expression.
Because Zhang Tiezhu was so angry just now, Widow Wang didn't notice in advance that someone from the Yin and Yang Realm was approaching nearby.
"Um...Hello, I want to ask, what household does the Zhang Tiezhu you called just now live in?" Li Haiyi laughed twice. He felt very strange in his heart that the person standing opposite was a female prostitute.
Why is he feeling terrified?
Not only Li Haiyi felt uneasy, Jiang Ziming and other Laoshan disciples were also very uneasy. To use two words to describe it simply... hairy!
Widow Wang: "...Get out!!"
"boom"
Widow Wang closed the courtyard door angrily.
Li Haiyi: "??????"
Jiang Ziming: "??????"
Laoshan disciples: "??????"
"This...this female donor, please don't close the door..." Li Haiyi looked confused.
"Get out of here, get as far away from me as possible, don't be an eyesore here!" Widow Wang's angry scoldings came from the courtyard.
Li Haiyi stretched out his hand and planned to knock on the door, but hesitated and chose to put down his hand.
They were not from Wudaogou, so they found out that Zhang Tiezhu's family lived in a small alley opposite the fence in Nanshan. When they arrived in Nanshan, they were confused. This area was full of small alleys, and they had no idea which household belonged to Zhang Tiezhu's family.
It happened that at this time they heard Widow Wang yelling angrily at Zhang Tiezhu, so they followed the sound and found him.
Originally they thought Widow Wang could tell them where Zhang Tiezhu's home was, but it turned out that the female donor... had such a hot temper!
"Female donor, I just want to know where Zhang Tiezhu's home is, nothing else..." Li Haiyi shouted outside the hospital: "Besides, female donor, your anger will hurt your liver, you have to take care of yourself!!"
Widow Wang: “…”
"boom"
The sound of the door closing was heard in the courtyard.
Li Haiyi kindly reminded Widow Wang to take care of herself, just to get close to her, hoping to influence Widow Wang and learn from her where Zhang Tiezhu lived.
"Elder Li, why do you care about her body?" Taoist priest Xiaoliu asked in surprise.
"Hahaha... This is called forming a good relationship. A kind reminder is likely to influence her. Do you understand?" Li Haiyi smiled lightly, with the light of wisdom shining in his eyes.
"I see, the elder is wise." Xiao Liu nodded.
All the Laoshan disciples also nodded and looked at Li Haiyi in awe. He was indeed Elder Li!
"Huh, don't they miss you too?!" Jiang Ziming snorted on the side, his tone very dissatisfied.
At this moment, the sound of the door opening was heard again in the courtyard of Widow Wang's house.
All the disciples in Laoshan looked happy. Sure enough, Elder Li was right!
Li Haiyi glanced at Jiang Ziming, with a proud smile on his lips... Look, the widow was influenced!
"squeak"
The courtyard door opened, Li Haiyi cleared his throat with a dry cough, and said with a smile: "Female donor, we are good people, may I ask Zhang...Ouch!!!"
At the entrance of the courtyard, Widow Wang held a thermos and poured boiling water out. Li Haiyi grinned because it was so hot.
"You guys, why don't you come to my doorstep to call for a ghost in the middle of the night?!"
"ah......"
"Female donor, calm down and stop being so arrogant!!"
"..."
Everyone in Laoshan suffered a disaster, but the most unlucky ones were Li Haiyi and Jiang Ziming. These two Laoshan elders stood at the front and were among the worst burned.
"boom"
"If you don't leave, I will continue to beat you up!" Widow Wang finished pouring the boiling water, closed the courtyard door again, and went back to the house angrily.
"..."
"Damn, it burned me to death..." Li Haiyi's face turned blue. Because there was a cut on his stomach, his reaction was not as sensitive as Jiang Ziming's. Half of his face was sprinkled with boiling water, and now half of his face felt burning pain.
"Elder Li, are you still trying to influence her? This female donor has a bad temper!" Xiao Liu asked in a low voice.
"...Get out of here, go and knock on every door and look for him!" Li Haiyi cursed angrily and slapped Xiaoliu hard on the head. This turtle would not open any pot.
Didn’t you see that you were embarrassed just now?!
"Humph, knock next door first. That iron pillar probably lives in a few households around here." Jiang Ziming snorted coldly and opened his mouth to remind.
Widow Wang stood in her yard and cursed, so the probability that Zhang Tiezhu lives next door to her is very high!
Just now I wanted to know from Widow Wang where Zhang Tiezhu lived, just for convenience.
All the Laoshan disciples said "yes" together, and then went to the houses next to Widow Wang's house and knocked on the door.
"Boom" "Boom" "Boom"......
"Woof" "Woof" "Woof"...!
"Excuse me, is there anyone at home?!"
Taoist priest Xiaoliu knocked on the courtyard door of Zhang Tiezhu's house, and the barking of dogs in the courtyard was deafening.
"This family's dog is so vicious!" Xiao Liu muttered.
The two Taoist priests standing nearby also nodded in agreement.
Vicious dog!
There must be a big vicious dog in the yard!
"Who the hell?!" Zhang Tiexiu shouted from the courtyard.
"Um... this donor, is this Zhang Tiezhu's family?!"
"Yeah, who are you?!" Zhang Tiexiu yelled.
"Elder, we found it, this is it!!" Xiaoliu looked happy and looked at Li Haiyi and Jiang Ziming who were standing at the door of Widow Wang's house.