"Come in!" Zhang Tiexiu said with a fierce look, pouring a bunch of rotten black spirit fruits into the mouths of Huang Xiaohu and other Xiaoxian family.
After each one, Zhang Tiexiu stuffed the rag back into his mouth again. He had to make them feel that life was worse than death...
The fifth wife shivered when she saw it. Zhang Tiexiu, this little bald man, was really perverted, and he could think of any vicious method.
Huang Xiaohu, Hu Xiaobao, Mang Xiaocai and other Xiaoxian family all looked at Zhang Tiexiu angrily and said "uh", "uh" and "uh" incessantly.
"Hahaha... I dare you to talk about me behind my back. Now prepare to accept the baptism of my anger." Zhang Tiexiu laughed loudly, clapped his hands, turned around and left on his fifth wife.
Seeing Zhang Tiexiu leaving, Huang Xiaohu and the other Xiaoxian family struggled fiercely, but it was useless. Zhang Tiexiu blocked their path so that they could not break free of the hemp rope.
Two minutes later...
Zhang Tiexiu rode his fifth wife back to the yard, and everyone was eating and drinking happily without any idea of what had happened.
Zhang Tiexiu had a mean smile on his face and rode his fifth wife to Huang Tianxiang: "Brother Huang, you are drinking."
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
Hearing Zhang Tiexiu's movements, Huang Tianxiang's face twitched twice, and he raised his head reluctantly: "Ang, why are you here?"
"Hehehe...it's okay, brother, I came to see you, I miss you." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
Hearing the conversation between Zhang Tiexiu and Huang Tianxiang, a group of immortals nearby were stunned... called Huang Tianxiang Brother Huang, but Huang Tianxiang didn't fall out?!
Who is this little bald guy?!
All the immortals showed surprise and looked back and forth at Zhang Tiexiu.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"I don't want you, you go back to the house and stay." Huang Tianxiang said expressionlessly. The little bald man's methods were too evil, and Lao Huang did not dare to offend him too much, for fear that he would be plotted by the little bald man.
In just one month, Zhang Tiexiu almost cheated the Huang Tianxiang family and destroyed it...
"Old Huang, you are not particular. You are drinking outside, and why are you chasing my brother and me into the house?" Zhang Tiexiu curled his lips angrily.
"Don't be nagging, be obedient, go into the house, and drink with you another day..." Huang Tianxiang forced a smile, not wanting to fall out with Zhang Tiexiu in front of everyone.
The main reason is that Huang Tianxiang is worried that Zhang Tiexiu will give everyone laxatives. After all, Zhang Tiexiu has no bottom line at all.
"You...well, okay, then I'll go into the house." Zhang Tiexiu shook his head helplessly and patted the fifth wife on the head: "Xiaowu, come on, let's go back to the house to find big brother."
Fifth Wife: "..."
The fifth wife gritted her teeth and carried Zhang Tiexiu into the house.
Seeing Zhang Tiexiu entering the house, Huang Tianxiang breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the little bald man didn't mess around.
"Tianxiang, who is this kid? Why do you feel... you are a little afraid of him?" Huang Xiaohu's father scratched his head in confusion: "And I also think he looks familiar. I seem to have seen him somewhere.
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"I also think he looks familiar." A Black Wolf Immortal nodded, feeling that the facial features of the little bald man were very familiar.
"Me too."
"Tianxiang, who is he?"
"..."
"Uh...he is Zhang Tiezhu's distant cousin, that's why you think he looks familiar. Okay, let's drink, drink!" Huang Tianxiang was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly laughed twice.
It’s better not to leak Zhang Tiexiu’s identity. Although it will be Zhang Tiexiu who is in trouble, Zhang Tiezhu will definitely be dragged into the water. If Zhang Tiezhu falls into the water, can Huang Tianxiang still be clean?!
This is the so-called grasshopper in a boat, and no one can escape.
"Okay, drink!"
"Okay, drink!"
"Stop talking about this, let's drink!"
"..."
All the immortals raised their glasses one after another, and everyone was wondering, isn't Zhang Tiezhu Zhang Liyang's grandson?
Are there any distant relatives in the old Zhang family?
However, since Huang Tianxiang didn't want to say anything, they didn't bother to ask.
Two hours later...
"Strange, where is Huzi?" Huang Xiaohu's father scratched his head and looked around for his son.
"Hiccup...did you drink too much, so you left first?" Huang Tianxiang burped and said cheerfully.
"This kid doesn't even know how to say hello when he leaves." Huang Xiaohu's father curled his lips and said angrily.
Everyone is drinking together, this is still their territory, what danger could happen?!
So Huang Xiaohu’s father didn’t think much about it at all.
"Hehehe... The tiger is just like that, don't worry about it." Huang Tianxiang smiled and hugged Huang Xiaohu's father's shoulders: "Come on, let's continue drinking."
"Don't drink anymore. If you drink any more, it will be too much. It's time to go..." Huang Xiaohu's father shook his head, smelling of alcohol.
Many immortals had dispersed nearby, and the originally noisy courtyard gradually became deserted.
"Hiccup... OK, let's go back and have a good drink next time." Huang Tianxiang said cheerfully. Except for the extra teeth marks on the incense burner bowl, he was in a good mood all day long.
All the immortals dispersed one after another, and Huang Tianxiang stood in the yard and kept seeing guests farewell.
After a while, Huang Tianxiang was the only one left in the yard. He burped and did not leave in a hurry. Instead, he entered the house first. He asked Zhang Tiezhu to carry the incense burner bowl back to the house. He must take good care of it after that.
I can't chew it anymore.
Huang Tianxiang entered the room and saw Zhang Tiexiu laughing on the kang.
"What happened? Can you say... what a shame." Zhang Tiezhu kicked Zhang Tiexiu's butt twice in annoyance.
Zhang Tiexiu went out on his fifth wife, and when he came back he couldn't stop giggling. Zhang Tiezhu asked him what happened, but Zhang Tiexiu refused to say a word... He just told Zhang Tiezhu that there would be a good show to watch tomorrow.
"Little bald man, what are you enjoying?" Huang Tianxiang asked in confusion.
"Hehehe...it's nothing, are you all gone?" Zhang Tiexiu smiled with a smile on his face, and tears of laughter flowed out.
"Hiccup... they're all gone." Huang Tianxiang nodded. He didn't bother to talk to Zhang Tiexiu. This little bald guy can just laugh if he wants. What does it have to do with him?
"Tiger Brother Ma, go and bring the incense burner bowl to the house..." Huang Tianxiang's face turned red and he sat on the chair.
Miao Fu was very sensible and immediately brought warm water to Brother Huang to relieve his hangover.
Huang Tianxiang nodded with satisfaction: "Little devil, be good..."
"Old Huang, don't you know how to move by yourself? Do you have to call me?" Zhang Tiezhu said angrily.
"It is your duty as a younger brother to honor me..." Huang Tianxiang spoke slowly. Seeing that Zhang Tiezhu's face turned gloomy, he immediately changed his tone: "Besides, I drank too much. If I accidentally put the incense burner on
What should I do if I drop the bowl on the floor?"
Hearing Huang Tianxiang's words, Zhang Tiezhu felt that it made sense...
"Tie Xiu, go and bring in the incense burner bowl."