"What do you mean? I can understand the idea of bringing us together to have a baby, but what does this have to do with you spreading chili noodles in my pants?!" Zhang Tiezhu stopped after hearing this. This was the first time he heard such strange logic.
What does it mean that the wind, horse and ox are not related to each other? This is called the wind, horse and ox to be incompatible with each other!
Li Yixuan on the side also looked confused. This was the first time he heard such nonsense logic.
"Hehe... Brother, let me ask you, are your crotch scratched?" Zhang Tiexiu pointed at Zhang Tiezhu's crotch and said with a mean smile.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth angrily, resisting the urge to take action.
It's not that Zhang Tiezhu is out of kindness, but he is very interested in using chili noodles to have a baby with his sister Xiaoyue.
"Brother, if you happen to be extremely itchy down there when you meet your sister-in-law, what would you do?" Zhang Tiexiu blinked and asked.
"Nonsense, it must be scratched." Zhang Tiezhu was not in a good mood. Although he was very capable, the itching of the chili powder on his vitals was unbearable.
He had been angry all day long, and he was dressed in copper skin and iron bones, so he only realized it later... If Zhang Tiexiu hadn't taken the initiative to confess, Zhang Tiezhu wouldn't have known that he had been plotted against.
"Hehehehe...Brother, think about it, if you meet your sister-in-law and then keep scratching your lower part, will your sister-in-law think you can't hold it in anymore? She must be so curious about you.
She will dedicate herself to Brother Tiezhu!" Zhang Tiexiu patted the stupid brother on the shoulder and smiled lustfully.
"Even if my sister-in-law doesn't agree with calling you obscene, brother, you can still blame me and keep your innocence, right?!"
Hearing the unlucky brother's explanation, Zhang Tiezhu was not angry, but stayed there for a long time, seriously savoring the possibility of the chili noodle plan. Finally, he showed a shocked look. These words of the unlucky brother were really wise words!
"Xiu'er, how come you have such a brain? Why are you so smart!" Zhang Tiezhu couldn't help but praise him and touched his unlucky brother's bald head.
"Hehe... That's necessary. I, Zhang Tiexiu, am determined to be a talented person!" Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully. He understood Zhang Tiezhu as well as the roundworm in his belly.
Although Zhang Tiezhu looks tough, he is as tender as a chicken when it comes to matters between men and women, so Zhang Tiezhu decided to use chili noodles
to bring them together.
"Good brother, but you should pay attention to the placement next time. You don't need to put it on your butt..." Zhang Tiezhu scratched his butt and felt a burning itch.
"Hehe... I understand, I'll take the lead next time." Zhang Tiexiu patted his chest: "I'll take care of this, just take care of it!"
"Brothers!"
Li Yixuan: "??????"
Hearing the conversation between Zhang Tiezhu and Zhang Tiexiu, Li Yixuan was dumbfounded, wondering if this Tiezhu's IQ was that of the Six Meridians Divine Sword, which sometimes works well but sometimes fails...
Why would he even believe such nonsense from the little bald man?
As everyone knows, the younger brother understands the stupid elder brother, and the elder brother naturally understands the unlucky younger brother. The two of them have been together in dreams day and night for decades. Zhang Tiexiu's words may not sound logical, but in fact they are the truth!!
"By the way, brother, where is my sister-in-law?" Zhang Tiexiu scratched his head and asked in confusion.
Zhang Tiezhu's smile stopped abruptly, and he said indignantly: "That old guy is unethical and deceived me!"
When the fifth wife in the yard heard the word "老吱倇", she immediately trembled with fright, thinking that Zhang Tiezhu was talking about her again.
"Sister-in-law, her grandmother?" Zhang Tiexiu was stunned.
"Yes, it's that old bastard who climbed the Male Desert. She deceived my feelings. This damn old bastard..." Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and told his unlucky brother what happened in Wuhe County.
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In Zhang Tiezhu's eyes, respecting the old and loving the young is a vain thing. He has respected only one old man in his life, and that is his grandfather Zhang Liyang.
Originally, Zhang Tiezhu planned to treat Xiaoyue's sister's grandmother as his own grandmother, but it turned out that this ignorant old woman was wicked and deceitful!
"Damn it, brother, you can't let her go. If you dare to take away my sister-in-law, she's seeking death!" Zhang Tiexiu said with a murderous look in his eyes: "I'm going to whip her a hundred thousand lashes until she calls me my ancestor!"
"...Xiu'er, I can understand your feelings, but if you let your sister-in-law's grandmother call you ancestor, isn't this a big difference?!" Zhang Tiezhu said with a speechless face, and at the same time, he felt warm in his heart.
Look at what it means to be a brother, people like Tie Xiu are real brothers.
"Hehe... Let's have our own discussions and there will be no conflict. My sister-in-law calls you grandson, just as she calls me ancestor. Don't worry, I will still call you brother when the time comes!" Zhang Tiexiu scratched his head with a smirk on his face.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Hit the evil obstacles first!!"
Bang bang bang...
"Ah...brother, spare my life!"
Other people's children would go three days without having their babies licked, but Zhang Tiexiu couldn't even last three minutes.
...
In a blink of an eye, three days passed...
Zhang Tiezhu asked Li Yixuan at least eighty times a day to find out if there was any trace of Xiaoyue's sister.
"No... Tiezhu, don't worry, if there is any letter, I will tell you as soon as possible!" Li Yixuan said with a speechless face.
Zhang Tiezhu's ghost has been lingering in recent days. No matter where Li Yixuan went, Zhang Tiezhu would always appear next to him and scare him. If it were another person who dared to tease him like this, Lao Li would have turned against him long ago.
"Old Li, are you night watchmen any good? The old butthole boasted loudly at first, but now... you are a waste, you can't even find an old woman!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and said, if he wasn't worried about being beaten,
Unfortunately, Lao Li had no one to pay him, so he had already taken care of him with iron fists and iron feet.
"This... the matter is a bit difficult. The old lady is hiding it quite deeply, but don't worry, she won't be able to hide it for long." Li Yixuan said with a serious face.
According to the investigation by the night watchman, Grandma Liu Yue's background is not simple, and no specific information has been found yet, so Li Yixuan has not revealed it to Zhang Tiezhu for the time being, fearing that this guy will make the situation even worse.
Dong Dong Dong...
At this time, there was a knock on the big iron door, and after a while Zhang Tiexiu led Widow Wang into the house from the outside.
"Brother, Sister Widow is here!" Zhang Tiexiu shouted cheerfully, showing great enthusiasm. But as soon as he finished saying this, he felt a cold swish on the back of his neck, and he laughed twice: "Sister Wang, it's
Sister Wang..."
When Zhang Tiezhu saw Widow Wang arriving, he hurriedly said: "Sister Wang, sit down quickly...Miao Fu is serving tea!"
"You don't have to be so polite." Widow Wang said calmly and sat down on the chair without any intention of being polite.
"Hey...Sister Wang, what brought you here!" Zhang Tiezhu asked happily, wondering why Widow Wang came to the house on her own initiative.
When Li Yixuan saw Zhang Tiezhu being so polite to the widow next door, he immediately looked back and forth at Widow Wang with curiosity.
Li Yixuan had seen the original appearance of Widow Wang before, but she was completely different from now. He would never have imagined that the widow in front of him was a demon king-level existence.