"Hahaha...Old Li, good brother, please hurry up and do this, I'm anxious!" Zhou Zheng carelessly came to Li Yixuan and put his arms around his shoulders, with a cheerful smile on his face.
"Yes, Lao Li, you are so loyal. You have issued driver's licenses for both of us." Liu Dacheng gave Li Yixuan a thumbs up and smiled from ear to ear.
They praised Zhang Tiezhu's little follower to the sky, but they didn't expect that this boy could even get a driver's license.
"I...Okay, brothers..." Li Yixuan sighed and shook his head helplessly.
Anyway, he didn’t have to pay for it himself. He also stopped those who should be stopped, but he just couldn’t resist Zhang Tiezhu’s insidiousness.
"That's right, Lao Li, come and drink!" Zhang Tiezhu picked up the wine glass and took Li Yixuan to touch one.
Li Feng had a wry smile on his face. In fact, he also wanted to get a driver's license and drive a luxury car, but his current physical condition...
Everyone had a great time drinking this drink. Originally, Zhang Tiezhu planned to pour some silly roe deer brothers down, but Liu Dacheng, Zhou Zheng, and Lin Liang were too excited because they were about to drive a luxury car, which led to a large amount of alcohol.
Li Yixuan, who had a sad face, also had a good drinking capacity, so several people drank all the wine in the shop without drinking to the point of breaking up.
Zhou Zheng and Liu Dacheng were clamoring to go to Zhang Tiezhu's house to choose a car. They wanted to get the car keys first, and when they got their driver's licenses, they could immediately go for a drive in a luxury car... They wanted to seduce girls from several nearby small counties.
all over.
...
After a while, Zhang Tiezhu led the drunken people back home.
"咚""咚""咚"
"Master Zhang, you are back." Miao Fu weakly opened the big iron door.
As soon as the big iron door opened, Zhang Tiezhu and others immediately covered their mouths and noses and were sobered by the unimaginable stench.
"Damn it, how dare you cook shit in your house? Why does it smell so bad!" Zhou Zheng's face turned green from being smoked. If it wasn't for the luxury car, he would have turned around and ran away.
"...Go away." Zhang Tiezhu cursed angrily: "How the hell do I know what's going on?"
After saying that, Zhang Tiezhu stared at Miao Fu fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "What's going on? Is Tie Xiu cooking shit?!"
Zhang Tiezhu would believe it even if he eats shit based on the gender of his unlucky brother's urine.
"Ah? Well... Master Zhang, you'd better go in and take a look yourself." Miao Fu said weakly.
Zhang Tiezhu strode into the courtyard. The closer he got to the house, the stronger the smell became. After entering the house, the scene in front of him made Zhang Tiezhu stunned.
"Woooooooo..."
"Don't move, Xiaoliu, I'm doing this for your own good."
In the outhouse, Xiao Liu's hands and feet were tied, a smelly sock was stuffed in his mouth, and Zhang Tiexiu threw him into a big pot to cook, while the fifth wife was filling the pit with firewood.
Xiaoliu was incontinent due to eating many black spirit fruits, and all was solved in a pot...
"Oh my god..." Zhang Tiezhu rubbed his eyes, his jaw dropped, and he once again had a new understanding of the urine properties of his unlucky brother.
"Brother, you're back." Zhang Tiexiu turned to look at the idiot brother, showing his white teeth: "Leave the training of Xiao Liu to me, don't worry, he will be a talent in two and a half days."
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Woooooooo..." When Xiao Liu saw Zhang Tiezhu, he struggled violently, as if he had seen a life-saving straw.
At this time, Li Yixuan, Liu Dacheng, Lin Liang, Zhou Zheng, and Li Feng also entered the house. As soon as they entered the outer room, they saw Zhang Tiexiu cooking a living person in a pot. They were all dumbfounded and couldn't help but swallow.
saliva.
"Tie Xiu, you... what are you doing?!" Zhang Tiezhu said in shock: "I asked you to train his acting skills, but I didn't ask you to cook him!"
"Brother, you don't understand this. I'm training Xiaoliu's courage and his endurance. Otherwise, if I go to Laoshan later and this kid is frightened and he has to explain everything, what should I do?" Zhang Tiexiu?
He put his hands behind his back and said seriously.
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned when he heard what his unlucky brother said. He thought about it seriously.
Don't say it.
What Tie Xiu said makes sense.
Xiaoliu's courage was average. After being frightened by the elders of Laoshan, he might have confessed everything. It would have been better if he was frightened by Zhang Tiexiu.
"What's the tolerance?" Zhang Tiezhu wondered, and he foolishly thought that the smell was caused by Xiao Liu being frightened to the point of incontinence.
Not only Zhang Tiezhu thinks so, but Li Yixuan and Li Feng also think so.
"Hehehe... I gave him some black spirit fruits to make him feel good." Zhang Tiexiu said happily.
Zhang Tiezhu: "??????"
After eating the black spirit fruit and being cooked in an iron pot, Zhang Tiexiu really didn't regard Xiaoliu as a human being.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Especially as the water temperature gradually increased, Xiao Liu felt that he would be really familiar with it in a short time.
"Tie Xiu, don't let him kill you!" Zhang Tiezhu said worriedly.
"Don't worry when I do things, brother. I definitely won't be able to kill him, or at most... cripple him." Zhang Tiexiu said cheerfully.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
Everyone: "..."
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu sighed, walked up to Zhang Tiexiu with a dark face, and slapped the unfortunate brother's bald head hard.
"Snapped"
"Brother, why are you hitting me?!" Zhang Tiexiu said with a confused look on his face: "You are the one who asked me to train Xiaoliu!"
"I asked you to train, but I didn't even let you cook in a pot. You idiot, can you still cook with this pot in the future?!" Zhang Tiezhu said angrily.
"Uh...that's right." Zhang Tiexiu nodded.
"You go ahead and deal with him." Zhang Tiezhu curled his lips and was too lazy to talk to Zhang Tiexiu. He had to leave in a few days anyway, and the pot at home would not be used for the time being. Just replace it with a new one then.
If Zhang Tiexiu could really use an iron pot to train Xiao Liu to become a movie star, the price would actually be acceptable to Zhang Tiezhu.
Zhang Tiezhu covered his nose and entered the back room. After getting the car key, he took Liu Dacheng, Zhou Zheng and others away, leaving Zhang Tiexiu to cook Xiaoliu and play in the room.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Seeing Zhang Tiezhu and others abandoning him, Xiaoliu's heart felt like a knife piercing his heart, feeling that he would die at any time.
If you really die like this, what should you say when you report the cause of death to the underworld?
Boiled to death?!
"Liu'er, is the hot bath comfortable?" Zhang Tiexiu looked at Xiao Liu with a lustful smile.
devil.
Completely devilish.
In Xiaoliu's eyes, Zhang Tiexiu is an out-and-out devil!
...
Zhang Tiezhu led a few people to choose cars, and threw the car keys to them in a very grand manner: "Choose whatever you want, drive whatever you want... you just have money."
Liu Dacheng, Lin Liang, and Zhou Zheng were smiling from ear to ear. They never dreamed that Zhang Tiezhu, who had been the worst among them, would one day turn around. No... Zhang Tiezhu was not a salted fish, but a salty fish.