"Really, really!" Mo Xiaoyao nodded repeatedly, almost crying.
"Oh... ok, please step back first." Zhang Tiezhu sighed and waved his hand helplessly.
Mo Xiaoyao nodded repeatedly, turned around and disappeared after a few steps. Zhang Tiezhu was even more difficult to serve than the headmaster of Laoshan.
After Mo Xiaoyao left, Zhang Tiezhu sighed helplessly: "I'm used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and now my mouth is also tricky."
Recently, Lao Li made sea cucumber and abalone porridge in Wudaogou every day, and three spoons of sugar had to be added... Zhang Tiezhu would definitely not want to eat just pickled vegetables and white porridge now.
But suddenly Zhang Tiezhu's eyes lit up and he released Miao Fu and Li Changxuan from the compass.
"Master Zhang!"
"Master Zhang!"
The two little ghosts looked respectful when they saw Zhang Tiezhu, and the yin energy exuding from their bodies was much stronger than before.
"I'm hungry, make me something to eat." Zhang Tiezhu said calmly.
Miao Fu and Li Changxuan were both stunned and looked at each other with confused expressions on their faces.
"What are you doing? Didn't you hear me? Ah!" Zhang Tiezhu said angrily, feeling like he was being ignored by the two brats.
"No, Mr. Zhang, where's the pot? Where's the meat and vegetables? There's nothing... We can't cook it either." Miao Fu looked ugly and hurriedly explained.
It's hard for a good woman to cook without rice. Miao Fu and Li Changxuan didn't even have a pot, how could they cook?!
"Uh... damn, come back then!" Zhang Tiezhu said with a dark face as he took the two little devils into the compass.
Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and drank the porridge, feeling as uncomfortable as Wu Dalang drinking poison.
After a simple breakfast, Zhang Tiezhu called Xiaoliu to ask if life in Laoshan was so... poor every day.
"Yes, Elder Zhang, practicing Laoshan Kung Fu requires a pure mind and few desires. Eating meat and fish will affect the rise of pure Qi, so Laoshan strictly prohibits disciples from eating meat and fish." Xiao Liu explained.
"Then why did you eat so happily when you were at my house?" Zhang Tiezhu's face twitched.
When the identity of Xiao Liu Er Wu was not exposed, he followed Zhang Tiezhu and drank spicy food, and there was no such thing as a taboo.
Xiaoliu scratched his head and said with an embarrassed smile: "It'll be fine if you're not in Laoshan. The rules stipulate that you go down to the mountain to do things. You can decide as appropriate..."
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
In fact, this so-called discretion is because I am worried that if the disciples still abide by the rules and precepts after coming down the mountain, they will not be able to eat enough... After all, the world is not always peaceful, and it is good to have some food.
As for the disciples who leave Laoshan to go out to do business, except for the old practitioners who are dedicated to the Tao, others will basically break the precepts. If there are elders and seniors around, they will try to restrain themselves. If not, then they will be unscrupulous...
Especially for little Taoist priests of Xiaoliu's age, when they are already full of anger, it is not easy to make them pure and reticent.
"There's something you don't know, Elder Zhang. The days at your house are the happiest times in my life." Xiao Liu looked melancholy. When he was eating abalone and lobster at Zhang Tiezhu's house, he really didn't want to go back to Laoshan anymore.
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"Don't be so fucking pretentious, I know your acting skills." Zhang Tiezhu said calmly, not wanting to talk to Xiao Liu.
little six:"......"
Xiaoliu really didn't act just now, but expressed it from the bottom of his heart.
"Damn, this can't work..." Zhang Tiezhu touched his chin. He came to Laoshan to cause trouble, not to lose weight.
I haven't dealt with the enemies in Laoshan yet, but the people from Laoshan punished me first!
This kind of thing must never happen!
Therefore, Zhang Tiezhu summoned Li Yixuan, Li Feng, and Xiao Liu to discuss their future food issues in Laoshan.
When it comes to food issues, several people are very serious. Go to hell with your abstinence, they all want to eat meat!!
"Brother Bold, how about we order takeout?!" Li Feng was the first to express his opinion.
After hearing Li Feng's words, Zhang Tiezhu thought it was a good idea. You can call for takeout in a small place like Wudaogou. There is no reason why it can't be done in Laoshan.
"No, no one is allowed to enter the back mountain of Laoshan. They can't get close at all..." Xiaoliu shook his head helplessly.
After hearing this, several people fell into deep thought again.
"What if we go down the mountain to buy meat? Make it ready-made every day!" Li Yixuan's eyes lit up and he suddenly spoke.
Hearing this, Zhang Tiezhu and Li Feng's eyes lit up.
"It takes a long time to go down the mountain to the market, and...the meat is not allowed to be brought to the back mountain at all." Xiao Liu shook his head helplessly.
"Then what about the chicken drumsticks we ate yesterday? Where did they come from?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in confusion.
"Hiding it in the crotch and holding it between legs when walking usually won't be discovered." Xiaoliu said calmly.
Zhang Tiezhu and the others had no idea how many Laoshan disciples' hearts they had broken last night.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
Li Feng: "..."
Li Yixuan: "..."
Several people suddenly retched again and again, and their faces were ashen.
"Damn it, this grandson of Mo Xiaoyao dares to trick me!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth, planning to find an opportunity to beat Mo Xiaoyao later.
Several people discussed it for a while, but still couldn't think of a good solution.
Zhang Tiezhu spoke a bit lightly and planned to take out a red spirit fruit from the severed finger bone and eat it.
Suddenly, Zhang Tiezhu slapped his thigh: "Hahaha... I have it!"
Li Yixuan, Xiao Liu, and Li Feng looked confused and asked Zhang Tiezhu what good idea he had thought of.
"Hehehe... Lao Li, you go down the mountain and get some more food, preferably packaged, pots and firewood, do you understand?" Zhang Tiezhu said proudly.
Li Yixuan nodded in confusion. He did not dare to ask any more questions for fear that Zhang Tiezhu would beat him.
How can I not use this wonderful treasure when I have a broken phalange?!
It would be great to secretly turn on the small stove in the room, without anyone noticing...
Moreover, after Zhang Tiezhu was hungry yesterday, he also thought of a vicious strategy, which he planned to use secretly later.
At noon, Mo Xiaoyao came to see Zhang Tiezhu on the order of the headmaster.
Along the way, Zhang Tiezhu stared at Mo Xiaoyao with a dark face and an evil expression. Mo Xiaoyao was so scared that he stayed away from Zhang Tiezhu, fearing that the other party would take action at any time.
The place where Mo Xiaoyao led Zhang Tiezhu was not the main hall, but the back hall where guests were being held.
After what happened yesterday, Headmaster Laoshan felt that it was not appropriate to talk to Zhang Tiezhu in the main hall, so he planned to call everyone to the dinner table. On the one hand, it would be a welcome opportunity for Zhang Tiezhu, and on the other hand, it would be easier to draw closer to each other.
I heard what Xiaoliu said yesterday that Zhang Tiezhu is a sweet-tempered person, so the head teacher decided to take the right medicine and let Zhang Tiezhu integrate into Laoshan as soon as possible.
When Zhang Tiezhu arrived at the back hall, he saw the headmaster sitting in the main seat. Nie Zheng and Hua Shunyi were sitting on the left and right sides of the headmaster. Yang Yuxiang, Feng Xingda, and Zhao Wenze were also there.
"Taiping, come, let's eat." Headmaster Laoshan stood up and waved to Zhang Tiezhu with a kind smile.
When Zhang Tiezhu was a child, he often ate at this table in Laoshan. The scene now brought back many childhood memories for him.
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu nodded and chose the empty seat closest to the door to sit down.
"Taiping, are you still used to living here?" Laoshan Headmaster asked with a smile.
"It's okay." Zhang Tiezhu said calmly.
Sun Daoxuan: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Zhao Wenze, Yang Yuxiang and other elders held back their words.
"Hehehe... What about the food? Are you still used to it?" Headmaster Laoshan asked again.
"Damn it, I'm so angry when I mention this. No one brought me food yesterday. They plan to starve me to death!" Zhang Tiezhu said through gritted teeth.
On the way here, Mo Xiaoyao seriously explained what happened to Zhang Tiezhu at yesterday's dinner, and it really had nothing to do with him!