"Sister Wu, can't you change into a car and come out?!" Zhang Tiezhu said sadly.
"No." Wu Xiaocui shook his head: "First I transformed into a car and sent you to the mountain, and then I fought with the skeleton for two days. The damage to our business was too serious."
Zhang Tiezhu sighed and walked forward silently carrying his weight.
This skeleton is not light at all...it weighs at least 30 kilograms, plus the urn. After Zhang Tiezhu got home, his whole body was about to fall apart.
Zhang Tiezhu entered the yard, threw the fertilizer bag on the ground, took off the dog leash from his waist... and carried the urn into the house. He put the urn on the table and lay down on the kang to breathe.
He was so angry that he didn't even take off his clothes.
"Damn, I'm so exhausted..."
Zhang Tiezhu was very tired and his face turned red.
Wu Xiaocui looked at Zhang Tiezhu guiltily: "I'll go boil some water for you to soak your feet."
"...can you boil water?"
"Uh... no, I forgot." Wu Xiaocui blushed.
"Sure enough, the ancients sincerely deceived me and kept telling lies!!" Zhang Tiezhu said sadly.
If Wu Xiaocui can boil water, it proves that she still has some strength.
Why don't you help her, even if you take a dog?
"Zhuzi, please rest." Wu Xiaocui smiled awkwardly, and then disappeared.
Invisible...
Zhang Tiezhu was somewhat broken.
It's really tiring to deal with ghosts and fairies every day.
If they want you to see them, you can see them; if they don't want you to see them, you can't see them.
This feeling... it's like someone is always watching you around you, but you can't see it.
Isn’t it uncomfortable?!
Especially a little girl, who might even kick her crotch and attack her vitality secretly!
Zhang Tiezhu took off his jacket and pants and fell asleep directly.
He didn't have much time to sleep last night. After all the trouble today, he's in good health, and someone else would probably be paralyzed easily.
"Hoo" "Hoo" "Hoo"......
Zhang Tiezhu snored so loudly that even Widow Wang's house next door could hear him.
"It's so noisy. Is he a pig?" The little girl looked at the wall and bared her teeth. She was scolded by Widow Wang because Zhang Tiezhu almost had an accident. Now she is even more dissatisfied with Zhang Tiezhu.
"Tired." Widow Wang said with a helpless smile.
Widow Wang was almost frightened to death in the scene where Zhang Tiezhu and the Fifth Widow were fighting head-on.
"I'll wake her up. Snoring too loudly is bad for your health!" the little girl said angrily, planning to go through the wall and kick Zhang Tiezhu in the crotch.
"Stop!" Widow Wang reached out and grabbed the little girl directly, preventing her from messing around.
"Tch." The little girl said angrily: "What's wrong with wiping his butt in fights every day and kicking his crotch?"
"...You said you kicked him in the crotch before?" Widow Wang looked at the little girl with a strange expression.
"That's right... He was in pain at that time." The little girl nodded repeatedly, and she felt secretly happy when she remembered the way Zhang Tiezhu covered his crotch and screamed.
"..."
"Pa" "Pa" "Pa"
Widow Wang directly taught the little girl: "Can we fight in that place?!"
"ah.....!"
...
The next day.
Zhang Tiezhu woke up very late.
As expected, he will miss work again today.
"Damn, what time is it." Zhang Tiezhu opened his eyes hazily, and then he saw Wu Xiaocui's face, looking at him with a smile, and almost said: "It's 10 o'clock."
"Fuck!" Zhang Tiezhu was so frightened that he sat up.
Fortunately, Wu Xiaocui was in a virtual state, otherwise she would have been really afraid that Zhang Tiezhu would be knocked unconscious.
"Is it that scary?" Wu Xiaocui pouted and said dissatisfied.
"Sister, I just opened my eyes and saw your face. Do you think it's scary?!" Zhang Tiezhu touched his chest and breathed heavily: "Damn, scary people will scare them to death!"
"...I am a ghost."
Zhang Tiezhu: "...Ghosts can't even scare people!"
Zhang Tiezhu put on his clothes and wanted to go out to pee. As soon as he left the house, the little black dog rushed towards Zhang Tiezhu.
"Wang" "Wang" "Wang"......
The little black dog waggled its tail and looked at Zhang Tiezhu pitifully.
"hungry?"
"Wang" "Wang"
"You dog, you are interesting." Zhang Tiezhu smiled. He first went to the snowdrift to urinate, looked at the fertilizer bags on the ground, shook his head, and went back to the house to look around. There was nothing ready to eat at home.
.
And Zhang Tiezhu himself was hungry.
He cooked a pot of noodles, filled a bowl for the little black dog, and gave a portion to the yard.
The little black dog ate and wagged its tail, very happy.
After Zhang Tiezhu was full, he left the yard and ran to the thatched building on the street to go to the big restaurant.
Half an hour later, Zhang Tiezhu came back.
"Zhuzi, hurry up and pour out my ashes." Wu Xiaocui said urgently.
At first she was embarrassed to urge Zhang Tiezhu, but she found that she couldn't do it without urging him. This guy took his time.
"I forgot." Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head in embarrassment: "Let's do it."
"Okay..." Wu Xiaocui was too embarrassed to be angry.
Zhang Tiezhu started rummaging through boxes and cabinets, but unfortunately, his family didn't have a jar at all, not even a jar for pickles.
"No..." Zhang Tiezhu spread his hands helplessly.
"How about you buy one for me?" Wu Xiaocui whispered.
"...No money." Zhang Tiezhu sighed.
Wu Xiaocui was very aggrieved...
"Yes!" Zhang Tiezhu's eyes lit up, and he took out the biscuit box that had been used as an incense burner bowl.