"Brother Li, please don't make trouble...my stomach hurts." Da Fei's face turned pale, and the turbulent feeling in his stomach became stronger and stronger.
You know, if you eat the red spirit fruit, you will only be soaked for three times, but if you eat the black spirit fruit, you will have to squat in a pit for one night!
"Hahaha... making trouble? I'm not making trouble. Commander Zhang said that you are a talented person and must be reused, and he asked me to discuss everything with you. What? I'm here now, and you're still not happy?
"Li Yixuan had a bad smile on his face, he made up his mind that he must convince Da Fei.
"I...Brother Li, can you wait until I finish pulling? Please!" Da Fei wailed bitterly, feeling that the blood in his body was pouring down, all concentrated in his buttocks, making him unable to help himself...
....
"Hehehe... no way." Li Yixuan sneered and shook his head.
"Brother Li, I was wrong. I shouldn't have offended you yesterday. I was too blind to see Taishan. Can you please forgive me? Okay!" Da Fei is a smart man. He could see at a glance that Li Yixuan was still angry.
So I humbly begged for mercy and asked Li Yixuan to forgive me.
"You know you're wrong?" Li Yixuan hugged his arms and said calmly.
"Brother Li, I will definitely follow your lead in the future. If you ask me to go east, Da Fei will never go west... Just let me go shit and come out soon!" Da Fei spoke pitifully.
At the same time, several loud farts were made.
Smelling the smell of fart, Li Yixuan's face twitched, he gritted his teeth and whispered: "Remember what you say now..."
After saying that, Li Yixuan let go of his hand and rushed out of the house in one quick step.
If Li Yixuan wants to manage the Iron Pillar Army well, he must first conquer Da Fei... Li Yixuan has been familiar with Sun Tzu's Thirty-six Strategies of War since he was a child, and it is still a trivial matter to defeat Da Fei with a 100% chance.
"Huh, fight with me." Li Yixuan muttered, turned around and went back to his room.
...
The next day.
Zhang family courtyard, back garden.
Li Yixuan taught the skills in the Blue Book to everyone, including Li Yixuan himself. They were all beginners. For the skills in the Blue Book, Li Yixuan only practiced the skills in the Blue Book for two days longer than everyone else.
Originally, Li Yixuan thought that teaching would be very difficult. After all, the people in Wudaogou were not highly educated, and some had not even graduated from elementary school. It was indeed difficult for them to practice the exercises in the blue book.
But the cultivation process far exceeded Li Yixuan's expectations. The exercises in the blue book were simple and easy to understand. Zhang Liyang thought about this problem when he was writing the book. His grandson is not very smart. If the exercises are written in a complicated way, then
Wouldn't it be difficult for his grandson?
Therefore, the exercises in the blue book are simple and easy to understand, without any twists and turns, but it requires quite a lot of talent to practice them.
However, after being baptized by the Red Spirit Fruit, the qualifications of these people have been greatly improved, making everything much simpler.
"Very good, everyone, please work harder, do you understand?!" Li Yixuan clasped his hands behind his back and looked at the Wudaogou gangsters who were practicing with a serious face.
Li Yixuan was calm on the surface, but in fact, there was a turmoil in his heart... He was very curious whether the dumber the person, the faster he cultivated!
Zhou Zheng and others basically felt the fluctuations of true energy in their bodies. Although it was not strong, it still made them ecstatic, dreaming that one day they could step into the sky like Zhang Liyang.
...
At this time, Huang Tianxiang had already found a location to build a small temple and was discussing with Zhang Tiezhu.
"Hu brother Ma, I am very satisfied with this place. I will leave the rest to you..." Huang Tianxiang looked at the room where Zhang Tiezhu lived when he was a child and nodded with satisfaction.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"You...can't you change places?" Zhang Tiezhu's face twitched and he said speechlessly.
Lao Huang wanted to build a small temple in the courtyard of the Zhang family. Zhang Tiezhu had no objection, but building it in the room where he lived when he was a child was a bit too much, right?
"This is the place that I like... Tiger Brother Ma, just show your respect to me." Huang Tianxiang said cheerfully with green eyes.
Huang Xiaohua shook her head helplessly and sighed silently.
There are many places with good Feng Shui in the Zhang family's courtyard, but the room where Zhang Tiezhu lived when he was a child has a faint trace of dragon energy. It would be of great benefit to Huang Tianxiang to build the small temple in the room where Zhang Tiezhu lived when he was a child.
"That's... okay." Zhang Tiezhu shook his head helplessly. After all, Lao Huang was one of his own, and his childhood room was empty, so he might as well use it as a small temple for Lao Huang.
"Hahaha... Tiger Brother Ma, I really didn't hurt you in vain!" Huang Tianxiang laughed loudly and patted Zhang Tiezhu's shoulder repeatedly.
"Go away, you idiot." Zhang Tiezhu hugged his arms and said out of breath.
"Okay, Tiger Brother Ma, I'm going to find Xiao Lizi. Now that things are settled here, it's time for me to leave." Huang Tianxiang didn't have time to chat with Zhang Tiezhu, so after chatting for a few words, he went to find Li Yixuan.
After that, the matter of building the small temple was completely handed over to Li Yixuan.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of this!" Li Yixuan agreed immediately, patting his chest and promising that he would build the small temple to Huang Tianxiang's satisfaction.
"Xiao Lizi, I really saw you right." Huang Tianxiang nodded with satisfaction, very satisfied with Li Yixuan's answer.
"Little Lizi, I want a golden body and a pure gold incense burner bowl, do you understand?" Huang Tianxiang grinned.
Li Yixuan: "??????"
"Master Huang, this...isn't this a bit expensive?" Li Yixuan's face twitched. He didn't expect Huang Tianxiang to open his mouth and not only wanted a pure gold incense burner bowl, he also wanted a golden body!
"Didn't you say you could handle it?" Hearing this, Huang Tianxiang's face turned gloomy and he said in a deep voice, "Did you just lie to me?"
Li Yixuan: "..."
"I...I'll try my best." Li Yixuan breathed out, feeling that Huang Tianxiang and Zhang Tiezhu were so similar, both were so unreasonable.
No wonder this person and one immortal became a combination!
"That's good... Xiao Lizi, I believe in you!" Huang Tianxiang said cheerfully: "By the way, don't forget that Xiao Hua's golden body must be next to me."
Li Yixuan: "..."
"Thank you for your hard work." Huang Xiaohua covered her mouth and smiled. She was naturally very happy to be able to build a small temple in the Zhang family's courtyard.
"This...I'll try my best." Li Yixuan nodded, almost crying because of his grievance.
Nowadays, the Zhang family's courtyard is in full swing, and the restricted area house that has been deserted for 20 years is full of popularity.
The busiest person in the Zhang Family Courtyard was Li Changxuan. After Miao Fu went to study medicine, all the work in the Zhang Family Courtyard became his!
Not to mention cleaning, just cooking for more than 50 people is too much for Li Changxuan...
Originally, Li Changxuan wanted to persevere, but after two days of perseverance, he really couldn't hold on, and he almost fainted from exhaustion.
So, Li Changxuan mustered up the courage to go find Zhang Tiezhu...
"Master Zhang, I can't hold it any longer..." Li Changxuan said pitifully.