Zhang Qian put on her clothes and suddenly smiled obscenely: "To give you useful medicine."
Long Chen immediately understood and asked: "Returning Yang Pill? Or some kind of Chongyang Pill?"
Di Luoxi kept saying that she would refine the elixir for Long Chen to grow back. She thought it was a joke, but she didn't expect that she still persisted.
Zhang Qian giggled and said, "No, I changed my name to Deadwood Pill."
Ku Mu Dan means that dead wood brings spring.
"Do you all hope that I will grow back? Then I can satisfy your endless desires?"
Long Chen has been looking for a suitable opportunity to change the eunuch's identity, and this Deadwood Pill may be an opportunity.
Just like the Yang Jing Stone last time, as long as it is installed, it can legitimately break through the Emperor Wu.
So this time, with the help of the Deadwood Pill, can I openly say that I have become a man again?
"Sir, don't say I'm scaring you. They know that after I refine the Deadwood Pill, they have already started to schedule their time."
"I checked the schedule. You are open all year round and there are people there every night."
"Sir, take good care of your health now, maybe you will really die."
Zhang Qian pretended to be eager.
Long Chen was speechless after hearing this, there is nothing better than the words of tiger and wolf!
The Deadwood Pill hasn't been refined yet, but they have already made a schedule?
"Don't you treat me as a human being? You don't have anything to play with if I die."
Zhang Qian giggled and said: "Actually, there is a way. You just need to make them all pregnant so that they can rest."
Long Chen's face was full of astonishment and asked: "Zhang Qian, when did you learn so much nonsense?"
Zhang Qian put her arms around Long Chen, pressed her red lips together, and said lustfully: "My lord, I have been following you for more than three years, and I have been trained by you."
Long Chen blamed himself and said: "It's all my fault. From today on, I will teach you to read the books of sages."
Zhang Qian giggled and said: "When humans are born, they are inherently good; when they have enough to eat, they will be happy! Isn't that right?"
Well
Long Chen found that he said too many nonsense words, and Zhang Qian was completely led astray.
Daming Palace.
Long Chen stood at the head of the generals, with Emperor Lingyi behind him, and beside him were Emperor Yuwei and Emperor Xingwan. The other ministers were divided into civil and military groups.
The empress sat on the phoenix chair and said, "Dear ladies, do you have anything to discuss?"
Li Hao, the minister of Honglu Temple, came out and paid homage: "Your Majesty, the special envoy of the King of Western Xia has arrived in the capital and wants to meet your Majesty."
The empress glanced at Long Chen, sneered slightly and said: "Pass!"
Li Hao asked his men to bring the Xixia envoy up.
Soon, a tall and thin envoy with a sparse beard walked in, stood in the middle, and paid homage to the empress: "Ma Yuan, the special envoy of Xixia, pays homage to the empress of Zhou Dynasty."
The empress nodded slightly and said, "Why is the special envoy here?"
The special envoy turned and pointed at Long Chen and said: "The Empress should know what I am doing."
The empress sneered: "You came here on Shi Le's order, how could I know!"
When the special envoy saw that the empress was pretending to be stupid, he said dissatisfiedly: "Long Cheng'en did not follow the rules, sneaked into our country, Daxia, and kidnapped Mojie. Your Majesty ordered me to come to investigate and demand Mojie."
The ministers in the court all knew that the special envoy came to ask for someone, and everyone also knew that the empress would not give anyone to someone.
Mojie is a powerful warrior emperor and a master of Buddhism. Now that he is here, how can he let him go?
The empress's face changed, she looked at Long Chen and asked: "Long Chengen, you kidnapped Mojie? Is this possible?"
Long Chen immediately stood up and said loudly: "The Holy Spirit clearly shows that this is a frame-up by the special envoy of Xixia. I have never been to Xixia, so how could I abduct Mojie?"
"Besides, Mojie is such a big man, but he is still a powerful warrior. How can a humble minister kidnap him?"
"I would like to ask the special envoy, are you Xixia people so ignorant that you just kidnap someone?"
The empress is acting, and Long Chen is singing the double recital.
The special envoy was a man with a strong personality. He was so angry that he was furious. He pointed at Long Chen and cursed: "I've heard before that you are shameless and shameless. When I see you today, you are worthy of your reputation!"
"You disguised yourself as a businessman and sneaked into Zhaoti Temple, and then took the same car back to the capital with Mojie. How dare you deny it!"
Long Chen sneered: "Special envoy, you said I pretended to be a businessman? That means you didn't see me at all."
"You can take any person and say that I was the one pretending to be him. Why don't you say that it was Shi Le himself who pretended to be a businessman and framed him?"
When Long Chen disguised himself, he not only deceived others, but also refused to admit his fault afterwards.
The special envoy was so angry that he said angrily: "How dare you call the king by his name!"
Long Chen also pointed at the special envoy and cursed: "You framed me in public, do I still want to give you face?"
The special envoy couldn't scold Long Chen, so he immediately changed the topic and asked: "Then you and Mojie took the same car back to Beijing. Everyone saw it, the empress also saw it, and you still want to deny it!"
Long Chen sneered and said: "Who said I would deny it? I did take the same car back to Beijing with Mojie, but I met him halfway."
"Mojie is a Buddhist master whom I admire very much. I'll ride in the same car back to Beijing with him. Is there any problem?"
The special envoy stamped his feet angrily, pointed at Long Chen and shouted, "You were the one who abducted me. Mojie was doing well in Xixia, so why did he come to the capital with you?"
Long Chen laughed and said: "Is it that the special envoy is brainless? Shi Le wanted to poison Mojie. Eunuch Ma's poisoned wine was sent to the dungeon. Mojie is not a fool. Is he waiting to die in the dungeon?"
"Mojie didn't want to die, so he left Zhaoti Temple. When he arrived in Dazhou, I happened to meet him. I happened to have a carriage, and I happened to be going back to the capital. It was just the right time."
The special envoy was speechless. He had never seen such a shameless person, with red lips and white teeth, who could tell lies with confidence.
"Long Chengen, do you dare to do this? Are you a man?"
Long Chen looked at the special envoy in surprise and asked, "Does the special envoy think I am a man?"
The ministers burst into laughter, and then the special envoy remembered that Long Chen was a eunuch.
The special envoy didn't want to talk to Long Chen anymore, so he turned to the Empress and said: "Empress Mingjian, no matter what the reason is, Mojie has arrived in the Zhou Dynasty. He is my disciple of the abbot of Zhaoti Temple. Please return it to the Empress."
The empress sneered and said: "The special envoy is joking. Mojie is an eminent monk and not an object. How can I return it?"
"Master Mojie volunteered to go to the Great Zhou Dynasty to promote Buddhism. I naturally treated him with courtesy. How can I deliberately create difficulties?"
The special envoy had no choice but to say: "Everyone knows that Mojie was bewitched by Long Chengen. If the empress insists on protecting Long Chengen, I'm afraid she will make everyone laugh."
The empress said coldly: "This is my business, I don't need the special envoy to worry about it."
The empress never let go, and Long Chen was too difficult to deal with. The special envoy had no choice but to use the last resort.
"Before leaving, my king once told me that if the empress refuses to return, she will declare war on me, Xixia!"
The special envoy offered his last magic weapon - threatening war!
The laughing court suddenly became audible
All the ministers in the court looked at the special envoy without saying a word. The empress sat on the phoenix chair, her face was cold and stern, and her eyes were like lightning.
