"Okay, you want to kick me bad, let me take care of you!"
Long Chen grabbed his ankle and lifted it up. Di Waner grabbed the armrest with one hand and covered her mouth with the other.
Half an hour later.
Long Chen came out of the small room, straightened his clothes, and entered the imperial study with a normal expression.
The empress was reading the memorial when she saw Long Chen coming and said, "Sit down."
Long Chen sat down and the empress said: "Linjiang City and Caishi City sent intelligence, saying that Li Chengdao showed signs of gathering troops."
"It seems that Li Chengdao plans to support Xixia."
The empress handed the memorial in her hand to Long Chen.
Long Chen read the memorial. Li Xiannan from Caishi City and Gongsun Ming from Linjiang City both sent military reports, saying that Li Chengdao was gathering troops.
Long Chen said: "I said in public that I wanted to destroy Xixia and Pingnan Liang, just to let them gather their troops."
"Nanliang has experienced several wars with heavy losses, and Jinling City has just experienced a civil war."
"Now that we are gathering troops, the people in the country will definitely be filled with complaints."
Soldiers are cunning. Logically speaking, Long Chen should not reveal his plans.
Long Chen did this to consume Xixia and Nanliang.
Long Chen was just talking, Xixia has already launched a large-scale recruitment, and all the elite troops have gathered at Zhenguo Temple.
The same is true in Nanliang. The Ministry of War is mobilizing domestic people to train troops.
But here in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the people lived well without any turmoil.
The empress nodded and said: "Yes, the world will use poison to kill tens of thousands of people in Jinling City, and many people will be disabled due to poisoning. There are great complaints from the people."
"Li Chengdao did not kill all the people in the Tianxiahui, but used them to reorganize the Tianxiahui. There was a lot of private discussion among the people."
"Now that conscription has begun again, Nanliang is really in a state of unrest."
Long Chen put down the memorial and said: "It took hundreds of years for Xixia to be established. If you want to destroy it, you can't do it overnight. You will have to go through several wars."
"Wei Chen plans to start training secretly in Linglong Pavilion tomorrow, and pretends to be practicing in seclusion to the outside world."
The empress asked: "Are you all ready?"
Long Chen said: "Ready."
The empress smiled and said, "I thought you were hanging out with them these days."
Long Chen smiled awkwardly and said: "Your Majesty, this is making fun of Wei Chen."
Of course the empress knew that Long Chen was in the wine pond and meat forest in the mansion.
But she didn't mind. As an emperor, this kind of thing could be tolerated.
"One more thing, Wei Chen recommended the head catcher of Helin County to the Ministry of Punishment as the arresting officer."
Although the matter was minor, Long Chen still reported it truthfully to avoid being snitched on.
The empress said: "I know. The Ministry of Punishment and the Ministry of Personnel have said that I have read Qi Wenhai's booklet and this person can be used."
"It's time for the Criminal Division's arrest department to find a capable person. Several cases in the capital have been left unsolved."
Long Chen said: "Wei Chen thinks so too. If the public security in the capital is not good, the people will complain and the government will be unstable."
The empress said: "I'm sure. Whatever you need, you can tell me."
Long Chen bowed and said, "I thank you, Your Majesty."
The empress nodded, picked up the military newspaper and put it away. She raised her hand and rubbed her temples and said, "I'm getting older now. Reading a few more memorials will make me tired."
Long Chen was stunned, what did the empress mean?
In the past, Long Chen was a eunuch and had no problem serving the empress.
Now that the marriage has been granted, he will soon be the son-in-law.
If Long Chen and the Empress don't know each other at this time, what kind of shame would that be?
"Wei Chen knows how to do head massage"
Long Chen just said it tentatively, not knowing whether the empress really wanted to.
If the empress doesn't want to, then forget it.
Identity is more sensitive now.
The empress closed her eyes and leaned on the couch, looking sleepy and said: "Then help me rub it."
He actually agreed?
Long Chen felt very surprised.
This empress is so unrestrained. At this time, she can actually agree to such a thing.
"Wei Chen accepts the decree."
Long Chen took orders and went about his errands seriously.
Walking to the side of the empress, Long Chen found that it was a little inconvenient.
The empress leaned on the couch, and Long Chen couldn't help it.
"Your Majesty, can you lean on Wei Chen's lap?"
Long Chen carefully sat on the couch with his legs crossed.
The empress did not open her eyes, but she adjusted her body and placed her head in the middle of Long Chen's crossed legs.
hiss
Long Chen didn't dare to have any evil thoughts at this time.
Because the empress' head was resting in the middle, if Long Chen had any evil thoughts, the empress might think that he was suspected of assassination.
Just imagine, a dagger is pressed against the back of the empress's head. This is not an assassination, but something like that.
Long Chen looked at the empress's beautiful and domineering face, as well as her body rising and falling slightly with her breathing. He calmed his mind and let his heart be clear and innocent.
Long Chen placed his hands on both sides of the head, gently pinched the Empress's temples, and then gently pressed all the acupuncture points on the head.
The empress obviously enjoys this kind of head massage.
Pressing and pressing, the empress made a slight sound of sleeping soundly.
The empress is asleep, so if we do something at this time, won’t the empress be able to find out?
Under the coat is a jade-colored tube top dress, and under the dress is
With this thought, Long Chen realized that something was wrong, and there were signs of something going wrong.
Long Chen immediately closed his eyes to calm his mind, slowly retracted the dagger, and his murderous intention disappeared.
Long Chen continued to pinch the empress' head, very gently, for fear of waking the empress.
In this way, it was not until the beginning of the Youshi period that the empress faintly woke up.
"Hmm? When is it?"
The empress got up from Long Chen and yawned slightly.
"It's the beginning of the Youshi period."
Long Chen slowly turned around and put his legs down from the couch. Both legs were numb.
"Oh, your massage was good. I rarely had a good sleep."
"Next time you have time, please give me a squeeze."
The empress said casually.
Long Chen bowed and said, "Wei ministers accept the decree."
The empress nodded: "You can retreat."
Long Chen bowed and said, "Wei Chen, please retire."
After saying that, Long Chen sat on the couch without moving.
The empress glanced at Long Chen and asked, "Is there anything else?"
Long Chen smiled awkwardly and said, "It's okay, Wei Chen's legs are just numb."
The empress chuckled and said, "It's my fault that your legs were numb."
After saying that, the empress stretched out her hand to squeeze Long Chen's legs and feet, and asked: "Are you feeling better?"
Long Chen immediately stood up with his hands and said, "Okay, Wei Chen will leave."
Long Chen staggered out of the Imperial Study Room, holding on to the wall and walking out. His two heels were as if they were stepping on cotton, one foot was deep and the other was shallow.
"The empress is really stupid. She promised to pinch her feet, but she doesn't even know where her feet are. She just pinched them randomly."
Long Chen complained in a low voice.
"Is King Wu okay?"
The maid at the door saw Long Chen limping and hurriedly came over and asked.
Long Chen supported the maid and said, "Help me get out of the palace."
The maid was stunned for a moment, then said with a blushing face: "The servants dare not support King Wu when he is out of court."
Long Chen was stunned for a moment and said: "I said, help me out of the palace, I want to go back."
Long Chen said he wanted to go home, and the maid thought Long Chen was going to poop.
Homophones are really embarrassing.
Only then did the maid understand and said awkwardly: "My slave, I obey."
The maid helped Long Chen limp out of Fengming Palace, and Long Chen rode back to Prince Wu's Mansion.
