Chapter 33: The first sight of a Tang bandit ruined his life!
The old man and the little fat man went to bed.
Tang Bandit also wanted to sleep, but Fenghuang refused.
Tang Bandit closed the courtyard door tightly and put some restrictions on the door. Then he returned to the corridor and lay down on the old man's old wicker chair.
Even though this chair is shabby, it is really comfortable to lie on, just like a soft big bed.
Tang Bandit groaned in comfort, then squinted his eyes and looked at Fenghuang, who was sitting on the small wooden stool next to him, with a tight face and an upright body, and asked: "Aren't you tired?"
"Tired." Phoenix said.
Can you not be tired?
She accompanied Tang Bandit for a day of hunting today. In order to win him, she worked hard. After returning home, she met the killer again, and then took the initiative to escape into Henshan...
This was the busiest and hardest day in her life. She had never experienced anything like this before.
"Then why are you so tense?" Tang Bandit said: "Relax and let your body and nerves relax... Just like me, this is the best way to rest...
.”
Fenghuang thought for a while and felt that what Tang Bandit said made sense, so he said to Tang Bandit, "Then get up."
"What should I get up for?" Tang Bandit asked.
"There is only one deck chair. I can lie down on it when you get up."
"Impossible." Tang Bandit didn't have the good character to be courteous to a lady. He arched his body to the side, patted the free part he had just removed, and said, "I'll give you half at most."
Phoenix looked at the half of the "empty bed" and was quite moved. After some hesitation, he still didn't lie down.
The education and etiquette she had received since she was a child did not allow her to do such a thing. Lying with a young man whom she was not very familiar with before marriage. If the palace etiquette masters saw this, they would probably faint on the spot.
.
Tang Biao didn't force it. She didn't accept that it was her problem. Anyway, it wasn't her who felt uncomfortable.
On the contrary, if the phoenix did not come, the Tang bandits would feel even better.
After all, sleeping alone is much more spacious and happy than sleeping with two people.
I just feel a little disappointed...
Does she dislike the smell on her body? I don’t even dislike the lemon scent on her body.
Fenghuang looked at Tang Bandit and said softly: "I'm sorry, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have encountered such a thing."
"It's useless to say this." Tang Bandit said: "It's better to add a ton of supplies."
"..."
"Those of us in the wasteland live a more real life. A hundred words of sorry are not as good as a ton of materials. A thousand words of thank you are not as good as a radiation gun. For us, language is the most costless thing.
...If you give me these, I can sit in front of you and thank you all night."
"..."
Phoenix felt his chest bulging with anger.
She couldn't even straighten her back, the front was so uncomfortable.
When Tang Bandit saw that Fenghuang was silent and didn't speak for a long time, he asked aloud: "What? Are you angry?"
"No, I know what you said is the truth. In such a harsh living environment, sorry and thank you really have no substantial meaning." Fenghuang looked at Tang Bandit and explained with a serious face: "I just...
....I just thought that I would give you supplies and weapons, but I should also tell you I'm sorry and thank you. There are many ways to express gratitude, and these are the only two I can think of right now."
"I've seen a lot of martial arts novels where the heroine, after being rescued by the hero, shouts that there is no way to repay the kindness and I'm willing to give her life...don't you think about it?"
"This kind of thing depends on your appearance." Phoenix said.
If the male protagonist is good-looking, that means he is a great kindness and there is no way he can repay it. I am willing to pledge myself to him. If the male lead is not good-looking, that means he is a great kindness and there is no way he can repay it. I will work as a cow or horse for you in the next life...
I wrote a bad check all of a sudden to the next life, and I don’t want to see each other again in this life.
Tang Bandit leaned his face towards me and said, "Then look at my face."
"I think you are shameless." Fenghuang said with a smile.
"..."
The phoenix giggled like a happy little hen.
It's strange to say that she is not someone who makes friends easily. Because of her special status, she has only a handful of friends since she was a child.
However, after coming to the old land, she had a great sense of trust in a strange man, and the way they got along made her very relaxed and happy.
The Tang bandits were cunning, ruthless, and calculating, and did not have any of the fine qualities possessed by the gentlemen above Xinxing...
However, he is so real, so real that it makes you feel cute.
In the past, Fenghuang hated men who lied the most, but when he discovered that Tang Bandit was full of lies...
I would actually say, "This guy is pretty good at telling stories."
She could completely relax in front of him, no need to hold back, no need to pretend, she could say whatever she wanted and do whatever she wanted.
"Originally you were going home." Tang Bandit said aloud, "It's a pity that you have to stay again."
He felt so distressed that he couldn't breathe when he thought of the escaping starship. If he could keep it... wouldn't it be much better than keeping a phoenix?
Women will only increase the frequency with which I draw my sword.
Ever since this woman appeared, he has had many fights with people.
"Sounds regretful?" Fenghuang stared into Tang Bandit's eyes and said aloud.
She wanted to know what Bandit Tang was thinking, was he really so impatient to send her away?
Doesn't he feel that he has a friend like him... which is good sometimes?
"Of course." Tang Bandit nodded and said, "You have to go back and pay for what you promised me. You have been staying here, eating my flesh, drinking my water, and wearing my clothes...
....I have to fight with other men for you. It’s hard work and dangerous. The old man is right, beauty is a disaster.”
Phoenix chuckled again, and Tang Bandit asked doubtfully: "Why are you laughing again?"
"You said beauty is a disaster...are you praising me for my good looks?"
"Did I mean that?"
"Of course." Fenghuang nodded with determination and said, "Only those who are good-looking are called beauties."
"What about the ugly ones?"
"That's a confidant."
"..."
"But don't worry, I will go back soon." Fenghuang comforted Tang Bandit and said: "If they don't come, it may be difficult for my family to find here. But, since they are all here, I think my family
It’s impossible that family members can’t be found...unless someone doesn’t want them to be found.”
"Well, go back. This place doesn't belong to you, and this kind of place... is not the place you should come to." Tang Bandit sighed softly.
Fenghuang looked at Tang Bandit and said, "Tang Bandit, you are actually really powerful."
"I know, you don't have to emphasize it. It makes me feel like I don't believe in myself."
"..."
Swell!
pain!
"Okay, you go ahead and praise me," Tang Bandit said. "I believe whatever you say. I'm not the kind of person who likes to doubt others."
Phoenix took a few deep breaths to relieve the stagnation in his heart, and then continued: "I have met many outstanding young people on Xinxing, but those people are not as good as you."
"The first sight of Yang Guo was a mistake for life." Tang Bandit said.
"Who is Yang Guo?"
"My nickname."
"Oh." Phoenix nodded. "If it weren't for you this time, I think I might have been killed by them. These killers who came this time are very powerful. They really want to keep me in the old land.
...I was thinking at that time, if the person I met was not you, how would I protect myself? How could I fight them?"
"If you keep talking, I will add more supplies." Tang Bandit said.
"It doesn't matter, I'll give you whatever I can. As long as it's helpful to you, I can give you anything." Phoenix said generously.
There is no big deal between life and death. If he wants supplies, then give him supplies. If he wants weapons, then give him weapons.
What he wants for himself is unrealistic...
"Good brother." Tang Bandit also became happy and said, "This brother of yours is not in vain."
"..."
Phoenix lowered his head and looked, I have breasts, why should I call me brother?
"Tang Bandit, how long have you been studying mechanical design?" Fenghuang asked.
"Mechanical design?" Tang Bandi was stunned for a moment and said, "You mean to make that little bird?"
"Yes."
"I've been doing it since I was a kid, for many years, but I still haven't been able to make it fly."
"Then have you ever thought... maybe you can help me repair the escape cabin? Maybe you can help repair the communication equipment inside?"
"I tried it, but it didn't work," Tang Bandi said.
"Have you tried it?" Phoenix widened his eyes and asked, "When did you try it?"
"Just the past two days, when you were away..." Tang Bandit said embarrassedly.
"What about my escape cabin?" Phoenix had a bad feeling in his heart.
"It's still there." Tang Bandit said, "It's just a little bit scattered. Maybe it was bitten by rats. You don't know, the rats on Hate Mountain have mutated. They can even bite through iron shells."
Into the stomach..."
He helped hide the escape pod, and he was the only one who was most familiar with that area of the road.
As a technical expert, when he encountered such a high-end gadget from Nova, he naturally wanted to take it apart and take a look...
I didn't expect that I couldn't put it back.
"That's not iron, that's titanium." Phoenix said.
This is one of the hardest metals in the world, and it is difficult for ordinary swords to scratch a mark on it.
He told me that it was bitten by a mouse?
"Oh, rats are not picky about food." Tang Bandit said.
"..."
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When you reach a certain age, you can no longer sleep in.
The old man got up early as usual, and when he walked out the door, he saw Tang Bandit and Fenghuang sleeping in each other's arms.
They both squeezed into the same recliner, and Fenghuang lay in Tang Bandit's arms with a sweet face on his face.
"So soon?" The old man was shocked, thinking that they would develop their relationship for a while first.
"The weather is declining, but people's hearts are not as old as they used to be."
The old man shook his head and sighed.
At this moment, noisy footsteps suddenly sounded outside.
Tang Bandit and Fenghuang woke up in an instant. Fenghuang saw himself lying in Tang Bandit's arms, and his brain was a bit shut down. Before he could express his shock, he saw Tang Bandit looking at him with panic on his face and said: "You
Why did you sleep in my arms? What did you do to me?"
"..."
The old man ran to the door and glanced outside for a while, and said with a solemn expression: "Gray robes, so many gray robes... The gray robes from the Flame Shrine have surrounded us..."