Tang Bandit returned to the living room, where the old man and Xiao Pang each held a big bowl and sat at the table drinking mutton soup.
"Brother, let's eat." Little Fatty raised his face to greet Tang Bandit and said, "The broth has been left to dry for you."
"good."
Tang Bandit walked over and sat down, picked up his big bowl and started eating. There was soup, meat, salt, and a handful of chili peppers for garnishing. Today's life has improved.
"Have you taken care of that little bitch?" the old man asked without raising his head as he drank the soup.
"It's taken care of," Tang Bandit said.
"What are you going to do?" the old man asked aloud.
Tang Bandit looked up at the old man and asked aloud: "What do you mean?"
"She came up from Xinxing, and she came in an escape cabin... Why did she escape? Who else wanted to kill her?" the old man asked aloud.
Chewing a large piece of mutton liver in his mouth, he looked at Tang Bandit and said, "The most important thing is, will those people come to your door?"
"We agreed to leave when her injury gets better," Tang Bandi said.
"Well, that's a way." The old man nodded and said, "This is not your style."
"What?" Tang Bandi raised his head and looked at the old man.
"With your greed for life and fear of death, you can't easily carry a stranger home... What happened today?" the old man asked.
"How can you be greedy for life and afraid of death? I was just being cautious." Tang Bandit argued angrily.
After a pause, he explained again: "I don't think it's good to leave people in the wilderness... What's more, they are seriously injured and have difficulty moving. Leaving them there will only lead to death...
..."
"Speak humanly."
"I originally wanted to leave, but she glanced at me, and we looked at each other..." Tang Bandit felt a little embarrassed and said, "I thought she was pretty, so I carried her back.
.”
"Brother, I also think she's pretty." The fat man echoed, saying, "She's just too thin and doesn't seem to have much strength, so she's not suitable for breaking stones."
Snap!
The old man hit the little fat man on the head and cursed: "What does this have to do with you?"
The little fat man looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to argue with the old man, so he quickly picked up the big bowl and drank the soup.
"Don't hit him all the time." Tang Bandit frowned, looked at Xiaopang and said, "Don't even hit him on the head, he will be beaten silly."
"With his IQ, beating him is just to help him get started." The old man was dissatisfied with Tang Bandit's interference in his way of educating the little fat man, and said loudly: "What I'm talking about now is your business. Do you think he looks good-looking?
You just carried her back. Do you want to keep her?"
"Do you think I can stay?" Tang Bandit asked.
"cannot."
"..."
"I didn't mean to hit you." When the old man saw that Tang Bandit was silent, he thought that his young heart was hurt. The young man Mu Ai, being human, comforted him and said: "Think about this person's face and figure.
The way you dress, the temperament you show in your every move...do you think this barren land can be left behind?"
"Do people like you for not taking a shower for a long time, or do they like you for not having a haircut for many years? Or do they like your exciting life where you have one meal but no next meal? As a human being, you must be self-aware."
"When have you ever seen her move her hands and feet?" Tang Bandit curled his lips. He hated it when the old man pretended to understand and taught others a lesson. "When you saw her, she was still unconscious.
.”
"Fantasy. Just fantasy, do you understand? With such a look and temperament, wearing an evening dress with the slit up to here..." When the old man spoke, he made a huge sign on his chest very obscenely.
V-shaped. "Or wear a handsome Phoenix Empire military uniform...how dazzling would that be?"
"By the way, she said her name is Phoenix..." Tang Bandit said aloud.
The old man's expression froze slightly, but he felt relieved for a moment, and said loudly: "There are not even ten thousand people named Phoenix in the Phoenix Empire, but eight thousand... nothing strange."
Tang Bandit nodded, looked at the old man with doubtful eyes, and said, "You look very familiar with the Phoenix Empire? It's as if you have been to Xinxing."
"How can you never see pigs running if you haven't eaten pork? Have you forgotten who I am? I am the most famous guide in the Henshan gathering area. Those rising stars who want to explore and find tombs are indispensable.
Me? I’ve heard them say a lot of things about Xinxing.”
"Look at how proud you are." Tang Bandit couldn't help pouring cold water on the old man and said loudly: "I only heard a few words from others, and it's as if you have lived up there for many years."
"I'm not going. What's so good up there on Xinxing? We might as well hate the mountains." The old man gnawed the double-headed mutton in his mouth and said loudly, "We can eat whatever we want here.
If you want to hit a rock, hit the rock. If you don't want to take a shower, don't take a shower... How can they compete?"
"There are no wild beasts, no acid rain, and no need to break stones every day on Xinxing. I heard that all machines are used..." Fatty interrupted.
"You know nothing!" The old man glanced sideways at the fat man and said, "There are people up there, densely packed with people. The human heart is much scarier than the fangs of wild beasts."
"You've never beaten a wild beast, what do you know?" Tang Bandit was making trouble next to him.
For as long as he can remember, he has been digging up mountain earthworms and gophers with a shovel.
From childhood to adulthood, he has shouldered the burden of the family's life.
"Fart. When you two were little, didn't I poop and piss you until you were big enough? You could hunt after crawling out of your mother's womb? If I didn't go hunting at that time, what would you two eat? What would you drink?" The old man said.
He cursed angrily.
Tang Bandit and Xiaopang were silent.
What the old man said was true and they couldn't refute it.
The old man glanced at Tang Bandit and said: "Don't be sad. People who don't belong here are just passers-by in life... Just like the prey you bring back when you go out every day, today is a double day."
A sheep, tomorrow a wild boar... the end result is just eat it."
The Tang bandit was shocked and said, "Didn't we agree that we won't eat people?"
Snap!
The old man slapped the Tang bandit on the head, and said angrily: "I'm not talking about that one."
"How do you want to eat it?"
"Sleep. I mean sleep."
"Why should I sleep with her? Isn't it better for me to sleep in a bed by myself? It's big and wide. I can sleep as much as I want and roll around as much as I want..."
"..."
The old man looked at Tang Bandit, and then at the little fat man who had his head buried in the big bowl, and thought to himself, the adolescence issues of these two bastards also need to be taken seriously.
But, how to educate in this regard?
We can't find a girl to demonstrate to them on the spot.
Besides, I can't find any girls...
Of course, there are also many women in human gathering areas. With his burly physique and good skills in building stone houses, I imagine that many women will be willing to sleep with him.
I just don't like it...
"Anyway, the eating I am talking about is not the same thing as what you want to eat, and the sleep I am talking about is not the same thing as your usual sleep." The old man looked furious and said, "Anyway, when this little bitch leaves,
Just don't wipe your tears and cry."
"How is that possible? I wish she would leave as soon as possible." Tang Bandit said aloud.
The old man looked at Tang Bandit suspiciously and asked, "Why?"
"We have agreed that when she returns to Xinxing, in order to thank me for saving my life, she will give me a flying car, three pulse guns and a ton of supplies..."
"Think about it, if I have these, I will drive a flying car out to find prey in the future, carrying a pulse gun, killing gods with gods, and killing Buddhas with Buddhas. Even if I encounter a mutated Vajra Tiger, I can kill it."
Remove its hind legs to make skewers for you..."
"Are you stupid?" The old man stared at Tang Bandit in surprise, feeling that his years of education had completely failed. "Do you believe what the woman said?"
"..."
"Didn't I tell you the story of "Eternal Dragon Sword"? What did Zhang Wuji's mother say to Zhang Wuji? Don't believe a woman's words. The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie... The one you brought back
The little girl is so good-looking, with breasts and a butt...she must be very good at lying."
Tang Bandit looked at the old man and said with a smile: "Even if I don't have these things, I will bring her back, right?"
"That's true." The old man nodded and said: "You are just a sharp-tongued kid. If you hadn't been helping the orphans and widowers outside all day long, our lives wouldn't be like this...
.”
"She has also helped us a lot. She has been sewing and repairing for the three of us all day long. It is a courtesy. Since we all need to be rescued...if she is willing to repay the favor and give us everything we need.
Things, of course that would be great. If not... we will treat it as doing good deeds and rescuing a stray cat and a stray dog. Don’t you think so?"
The old man looked at Tang Bandit and asked, "Did she really promise to give these things?"
"Yes." Tang Bandit nodded. "At least that's what she said."
"Go get a bowl and fill it with broth." The old man urged.
"what?"
"We can't starve our distinguished guest who has come from afar. She is weak now and can't eat meat. Give her more soup to eat...mutton is nourishing and will help her recover.
Hurry up and go back earlier. If such a beautiful little girl is lost, the elders in the family don't know how anxious they will be."
"Okay." Tang Bandit agreed.
The little fat man looked up at the old man, then at Tang Bandit who was busy serving soup, and sighed softly.
