A group of Buddhist disciples rushed towards Lin Fan and hugged him tightly!
"Commander in chief, calm down!"
"Commander-in-Chief, don't be impulsive!"
"Commander in chief, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet."
"If you go out, Daxia, the Great Sage, and the Demon Alliance will have to go to war. Please take command of the overall situation. The gods have come now, and we must work together!"
"Commander-in-Chief, please don't dress up! It's just a few scoldings, what can't you tolerate?"
The monks blocked Lin Fan and tried to persuade him.
But with their strength, they couldn't stop Lin Fan at all!
Furthermore, Lin Fan doesn't practice any Buddhism at all, has no Buddhist heart, and just sticks to appearances!
"Step aside!"
Roar like the roar of ghosts and gods.
The dark Shura divine power surged, and the aura of the eleventh-level high-ranking Shura god swept across, forcing countless Buddhist disciples back in an instant and rushing away!
On top of the Great Steel Wall.
Listening to the great sage's scolding, countless soldiers' eyes turned red. It was really that this guy's scolding was too unpleasant!
All clay figures have a certain amount of anger, let alone these fierce warriors?
But even so, Mr. Jin still gritted his teeth and said: "Bear it all, don't shoot!"
"If we shoot, we will be in big trouble!"
"Humans, are you as timid as mice?" The monkey slowly walked towards the Great Steel Wall with a stick in his hand, his eyes even more contemptuous: "How about you open this turtle shell and let me in, or else, I will be fine today.
you!"
"Speaking of which, I, Old Sun, have no grudges against you people, and Grandpa Sun doesn't want to increase the number of sins. Don't risk your lives for those bald donkeys!"
And at this moment.
"Squeak~"
Amidst the heavy sound of steel, the closed underground warehouse door of the Great Steel Wall slowly opened.
A figure walked out slowly, holding a Buddhist knife in his hand.
Shura's divine power flows fiercely, as if hell is spreading out at this moment.
"This kid has finally come out." Mr. Jin quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and said in a deep voice: "Lin Fan, the situation is tense now. The soldiers can't bear it anymore. Please say something quickly..."
"Say what you said." Lin Fan's voice was cold and solemn, his dark eyes stared at the demonic monkey in front of him, and he slowly raised the knife: "Do you really think that my human race is afraid of you? You are wreaking havoc in my great summer, chasing after you.
Beat Buddhist disciples?"
"If you want to fight, then fight!"
"All soldiers obey orders, guns are loaded, and are ready to go at any time!"
"As long as this monkey dares to step into the Great Steel Wall, open fire! I want to see if he is really indestructible!"
"Dao sect disciples, keep an eye on the Demon Alliance! Today we, the human race, are going to set an example and beat the Monkey King in front of them. If the Demon Alliance is dissatisfied, your Dao sect will come to slay the demons today!"
"Click!"
"Click!"
In just an instant, a series of crisp metal collisions sounded throughout the Great Steel Wall!
Fifty million soldiers were loaded with bullets, and the jet-black muzzles were pointed at the Monkey King.
Heavy artillery aims, missiles lock!
"The flying team is ready to take off at any time, and the mission target is to bomb Sun Wukong with firepower."
"Flight 2, also be prepared."
"Flying Team Three, also be prepared."
On the walkie-talkie, each unit reported in an orderly manner, and the battle status has been started!
For a moment, the situation was tense!
Mr. Jin looked confused: "I didn't ask you to say this..."
Mr. Jin just wanted Lin Fan to say a few words to persuade the soldiers, but he never expected that he was ready to start a war right now!
The reporters were confused, and the audience was even more confused.
"Holy shit, is this the start of a fight?"
"This is the Monkey King, who was fighting alongside us yesterday!"
"No, Azhen, are you serious?"
"But it won't work without fighting. This Monkey King doesn't obey orders at all, and even carries a stick to seek revenge on the Daxia people on the land of Daxia. Buddhism can't keep hiding from him."
"That is, if this continues like this, if this monkey gets angry with ordinary people, we ordinary people will die who knows how many times!"
That is the Monkey King who acts recklessly and recklessly. He even dares to cause trouble in the Heavenly Court. What else can he not dare to do?
For most of the day, no Buddhist disciples could be found, so they had to smash the Great Steel Wall with sticks.
If this continues, after the Buddhist disciples have been hiding for several months, in order to force the Buddhist disciples to show up, this monkey is probably going to kill many of the 140,000 compatriots in Daxia with one stick.
On the other side, at the Demon Alliance camp, a large number of Taoist disciples rushed in, all of them holding peach wood swords. Some of the Taoist disciples carried rp/g carved with talismans and light and heavy rifles in their arms.
Even the tanks arrived, and the tanks were also covered with cinnabar to carve talismans, and even the tracks were engraved with the Tao Te Ching!
This is also due to the technological immortality activities implemented in Daxia before. Now the wheels, tires and axles of Daxia are all engraved with Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures... One kilometer is equivalent to chanting sutras a hundred times, and the main theme is immeasurable merit.
In the camp, the monsters were watching the fun, and they all looked confused at the moment.
"Everyone, be honest!" the leader of the Taoist sect said coldly: "Although we are all comrades in arms, we have been explaining Buddhism and Taoism to you and giving you nine years of compulsory education to wash away your anger. This time, the Monkey King
To cause chaos, you members of the Demon Alliance had better not act rashly!"
"We know that Sun Wukong is a member of your demon clan, and even a legendary figure of your demon clan, but... you'd better calm down!"
"Don't force us to slay demons and defend the Way!"
"boom!"
Thunder is rolling!
Majestic and majestic!
There was a dead silence in the Demon Alliance camp. After a long time, a wolf monster wearing a cassock put his hands together with a complicated expression: "Amitabha, why bother."
"Although I was born a monster, I have already joined Buddhism and was ordained by the abbot himself."
"As the saying goes, all living beings are equal. The abbot once taught us that humans are born from humans and monsters are born from monsters, but as long as you have a charitable heart..."
Another monster suddenly saluted straight up and said in a deep voice: "I am willing to fight for Daxia and the great communism! All enemies who oppose it will be crushed, even Sun Wukong! No one can stop Marxism-Leninism
ism!"
The red scarf on his chest fluttered, and his military uniform was exceptionally green.
There was even a monster in Taoist robes who pulled out the mahogany sword from his waist, instantly jumped into the ranks of Taoist disciples, and said to the other monsters: "Did you hear that? Be honest and don't make trouble! Otherwise, don't blame me for exorcising demons and defending the Tao!"
There were also some monsters wearing glasses who didn't even bother to raise their heads, and didn't seem to notice what was going on. They were still there holding a copy of "Primary School Mathematics" while they gathered together to argue about how many candies Xiao Ming had left.
Another monster holding a law book stood up with a lawyer's certificate: "You can't do anything, we haven't done anything extraordinary, you can't hurt us just because we are monsters! You can't even detain our freedom!"
"Otherwise it is intentional injury, illegal detention, and racial discrimination! I will prosecute you according to Article 32 of the Daxia Criminal Code!"
"With our Daxia ID cards, we are citizens of Daxia and are legally independent individuals! You can't treat us like animals!"
"I demand that the demon clan's demon rights be properly protected!"
This is a highly educated and hard-working rat spirit. Relying on the natural intelligence of rats, he passed the lawyer's license in a short time. I heard that he already works in a law firm in his spare time and has a high income. Although he doesn't look good, he can rely on his
Due to my own hard work and excellence, I even found a human girlfriend.
Another monster held a mobile phone and said loudly: "Why do you call us monsters? We subjectively feel that we are human beings. If you say we are monsters, you are objectifying us and discriminating against us!"
"Who said that there are either normal creatures or monsters in this world? We should have a third category, a fourth category, and so many categories! As long as we are subjectively willing, we can even be Walmart shopping bags! We are just psychological humans and physiological monsters, we
Just got the wrong body!”
"I ask you to respect us, we are human beings psychologically, then we are human beings!"
"Otherwise you are objectifying us and discriminating against us!"
It can only be said that they have blended in so well with humans. They have directly learned human boxing techniques and started boxing!
In the Demon League, the red flag is waving.
The monsters took out their graduation examination certificates one by one to prove their innocence.
The Taoist disciple who was originally extremely nervous: "..."
Only then did they realize that their worries seemed to be in vain.
It is true that Daxia's ideological baptism of the members of the Monster Alliance was so successful that now these monsters no longer call each other "xx monsters", they all call each other "comrades".
If someone calls him by his original nickname, he might even get into a fight.
Everyone now regards themselves as compatriots in Daxia. Only after they came into contact with Buddhism and Taoism, especially the nine-year compulsory education, did they discover the true meaning of life!
If Daxia had not civilized them, they would still be hiding in the mountains, exposed to the wind and sun, and drinking blood from their hair.
But now, each dormitory has soft beds, clear windows, heaters in winter, fans in summer, and even air conditioning in the classrooms!
Everyone has no worries about eating and drinking, and there are all kinds of delicious food that they have never seen before. When the weather is hot, have a popsicle, when the weather is cold, have a cup of coffee, a meal of white rice and meat buns, and occasionally grilled meat sprinkled with cumin and served with
Serving ice-cold beer is a pleasure.
What's more, that knowledge allowed them, who originally only knew how to walk like hair and drink blood without any thought, to take off directly!
He even learned to arm himself with human laws and strike hard with human rhetoric... Recently, the confrontation between men and women on the Internet has been replaced by the confrontation between humans and monsters. Everyone is struggling with whether monsters are human or not. Who can say otherwise?
, whoever engages in antagonism between men and monsters destroys unity.
On the other hand, this is not only because Daxia is a good civilized person, but also because this monkey is not popular among the demon world.
Although Sun Wukong is fierce and famous among the demon clan, because he traveled westward and killed countless monsters in order to become a Buddha, he does not have much favor among the demon clan.
I remember that at the beginning, although the monsters talked about Sun Wukong's strength, they were full of admiration, but when they heard that Sun Wukong was coming, they all turned pale with fright. Now it is not much better. That Journey to the West is wonderful in the eyes of humans.
There are many different things, but in the eyes of the demon clan, it is a proper horror novel.
Whose ancestors have not been smashed to death by Sun Wukong?
If your monster child is disobedient, the monster parents will say that there is a monk with a rough face and a loud mouth standing outside the door looking for you.
With this little popularity, coupled with Daxia's current education and kindness to the demon clan, it is impossible for them to help Sun Wukong!
On the Great Steel Wall, the Bull Demon King in a wheelchair looked like he was facing a formidable enemy. Dao Wanqian, who was also sitting in a wheelchair, had a complicated look on his face: "Hey, that's an exaggeration."
"Although that monkey is my brother, I am on your side! There are still millions of cows waiting for me in the breeding farm, and my millions of children are still in your hands!"
"That's right!" Comrade Huang Feng, who had just left the combat command room, interjected: "I haven't finished "Sekiro" yet, and the movie has just been downloaded. If anyone dares to smash the Great Wall of Steel, smash my PS4, smash my
Computer, I’ll kill him!”
"Don't talk about the Monkey King, even if I come here!"
Dao Wanqian thought about it and nodded: "It seems reasonable."
"What about you, what's your attitude?" Dao Wanqian looked at Daji and Jinjiao Yinjiao.
Daji in the wheelchair curled her lips: "This monkey... looks so crooked and crooked that it doesn't suit my taste. The little brother in the club is better looking."
Jin Jiao Yin Jiao did not answer Wan Qian, but looked at Huang Feng Monster: "Comrade Huang Feng, can you lend us your video membership?"
The yellow wind monster refused directly: "No, I want to use it."
"Comrade Huang Feng, you'd better think about it seriously. In school, our two brothers are monitors and have to call the teacher's roll every day." Jin Jiao said expressionlessly: "You don't want to disappear inexplicably after you clearly answered the question.
, did you miss a day of class?"
Dao Wanqian: "..."
It seems that worrying about the Demon Alliance helping Sun Wukong is completely unnecessary.
It is estimated that if Sun Wukong really takes action, the Demon Alliance will be the first to refuse, fearing that the Monkey King will be expelled from the demon ranks directly.
Sun Wukong looked at Lin Fan who was blocking the Great Steel Wall with an expressionless face.
"hehe."
"I, Old Sun, would like to see how you can stop me!"
The daring monkey sneered, ignored Lin Fan's warning, and soared into the sky with his stick!
Extremely fast!
Unable to stop it, even invisible to the naked eye, the soldiers didn't even have time to turn their guns!
The somersault cloud is under his feet. At this speed, coupled with the overwhelming demonic energy, it is difficult to catch his figure!
But Lin Fan simply closed his eyes!
"It seems that you have already thought about how to die!" Seeing that this human being not only did not look for himself, but even closed his eyes and looked like he was being slaughtered, the Great Sage Qitian shouted: "I, Sun, will give it to you.
One stick!"
"boom!"
In an instant, the giant stick suddenly emerged from the monstrous demonic energy and hit Lin Fan's back at an incredible angle!
but.
Lin Fan, who closed his eyes tightly, suddenly turned around and blocked with a knife!
It seems that he has already understood this stick and the position of the Monkey King!
At the same time, Shura's divine power spread out, the word "Shura" shone behind Lin Fan, and a strange woman walked into Lin Fan's body.
I am a ghost!
In just an instant, Lin Fan's aura surged again!
"when!"
When the sword and stick collided, the Buddhist sword broke instantly.
Lin Fan suddenly took a few steps back, his breath surged violently.
The material of the Buddhist knife is really not good. Although it is blessed by Lin Fan Shura's divine power, it is far better than ordinary weapons, but what we are facing is the Dinghai Divine Needle!
Moreover, in terms of hard power, Lin Fan was completely inferior to the twelfth-level great sage!
Besides, the Monkey King is famous for his divine power!
Fortunately, Lin Fan was blessed with the power of ghosts and gods, otherwise he would have been hit directly on the Great Steel Wall with a stick!
But even so, a sound of surprise came from the surging demonic energy.
"Huh?"
Sun Wukong's eyes widened. He didn't know how this kid could see him.
His own speed, the cover of the demonic energy, and the incredible angle of the stick.
What's more, this kid still has his eyes closed!
"Haha, you are lucky, kid, and your reaction is quite fast." The monkey landed in front of Lin Fan again from the air, holding a giant stick, and looked at Lin Fan in astonishment.
"But let's see how lucky you are this time."
"Open your eyes."
"If you want to stop me, you must at least be able to see me."
"Look carefully, but don't let your eyes wander!"
Sun Wukong chuckled, and the next moment, in full view of everyone, he plucked out a tuft of hair.
"call."
Blow it towards the palm of your hand, and the hair will scatter all over the sky.
Just a moment.
"My grandson is here!"
"Boy, Lao Sun is here!"
"Hey, I'm your grandpa!"
The Monkey King who filled the sky all looked at Lin Fan standing in front of the Great Steel Wall with serious smiles!
