"Are you all serious?" Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then looked at Bai Qi: "There are really a hundred tons of gold? Are you really giving the entire territory to the officials?"
"One hundred tons of gold... Ahem, in the whole world, there is no royal land, let alone one hundred tons of gold. When my king comes back, the entire Great Xia will belong to my king! Furthermore, I will give you a good word to your majesty when the time comes.
A few words, so what if I can protect a few sixth-rank officials with my merits!" Bai Qi said coldly: "Zi Lu said, these two thousand yuan are not called fraud, this is called investment!"
"That's right." Zilu nodded: "My teacher is Kong Sheng, the teacher of all ages! I have heard that a teacher's lectures now cost thousands. If my teacher comes back, I will pay two thousand yuan to listen to his lectures, and even more
But to be accepted as one of the Seventy-Three Sages, isn’t it worth the two thousand yuan tuition?”
Lu Bu also snorted coldly: "Diao Chan is a peerless beauty. Isn't a meal with her worth two thousand?"
"Then if I give you 10,000 yuan, you will worship him as your father. Is it true?" Lin Fan was stunned for a moment.
Lu Bu sneered and said proudly: "That's natural! How difficult is it to recognize your father!"
Speaking of which.
Lu Bu sighed with some disappointment: "It's a pity that these people don't know what's good and what's good now. Among my dignitaries, Lu Bu is willing to recognize his father, but no one agrees! Huh! I think back then, Yuan Shao and Dong Zhuo, who didn't... think of me
Lu Bu's father is a good thing that will go down in history! These people nowadays are ignorant! Only ten thousand, only ten thousand! There are still people bargaining!"
Lin Fan: "..."
Only if someone agrees can there be a ghost.
To be called the father of Lu Bu for 10,000 yuan is indeed a prestigious title, but you have to pay for it with your life!
"So, how to solve this problem?" Situ Hong urged: "In any case, they have made a profit. There are voices saying that those who become gods commit crimes and should be treated with mercy outside the law."
"There are also voices saying that let alone those who become gods, even if the emperor breaks the law, he is the same as ordinary people."
"I am leaning towards the latter. After all, if we are extrajudicial this time, then the rule of law we insist on will be over." Situ Hong said this, and added: "But if we really follow the rules of fraud and be imprisoned for a few years... this is also
Unrealistic."
After all, a month has passed, and now the gods are coming in three months!
I still hope that these hard steel gods will become gods!
This time, facing all the gods in the Ocean Temple, humans are already short of manpower, so how can they imprison a few more gods for fraud?
"But if this is the case, then, even if these gods kill people, we dare not lock them up? In this way, will they rely on their importance and unique status to ignore the law and trample on the law?
?”
Situ Hong's tone was also very tangled, "You know, the demon clan like the Bull Demon King has finally been controlled and submissive. If they know that they are not breaking the law by killing people...then, I can't guarantee that the Bull Demon King and the Demon Alliance will still be able to obey the law."
Will be so well-behaved."
The situation is a bit tricky.
Turn it off, no.
It doesn’t work, it doesn’t work.
Lin Fan scratched his head. He was speechless now. While he was busy with the orcs, these three treasures could also cheat him...
Mr. Jin snorted coldly: "Those who become gods must also serve their sentences if they break the law!"
"But this time... let's make some changes," Mr. Jin continued: "Theoretically speaking, this is not considered fraud. Since they promised to accompany people to dinner and were willing to give people the title of official, then let them give them what they promised.
It’s all been fulfilled.”
"But this kind of thing can't happen again." Jin Lao shook his head and said: "The gods of Great Xia ran out to borrow money... and once this thing started, there will definitely be many scammers trying to imitate it, and the people will not be able to tell the truth from the fake.
, will all be deceived.”
"Besides, how many official positions in the Qin Dynasty can you sell? Do you know that you are selling your official position?" Jin Lao said to Bai Qi: "You are corrupt, you are ruining the world of Qin!"
As soon as these words came out.
"Selling an official position? Corruption? Ruining the Qin Dynasty?" Bai Qi was slightly startled, then lowered his head: "So...I, I seem to be sorry for my king..."
"Also, I know you want to spread the thoughts of Confucius." Jin Lao looked at Zilu again, "But after Confucius returns, we can publish the video of Confucius' lectures on the entire Internet, so that everyone can become Confucius's
Disciple, study the thoughts of Confucius. When Confucius discovers that you are taking this opportunity to make money, will Confucius be happy?"
Zilu was silent.
"But I want to know more..." Mr. Jin frowned and said, "How much salary is the official salary given to you by Daxia? Do you have to go and borrow money?"
"There is no shortage of money." Bai Qi sighed, "The military will give me one million a year."
After all, this is a god!
A powerful weapon that can stand up to the gods!
The annual salary of one million is even a little less, but speaking of it, Bai Qi is included in the establishment, he doesn’t spend anything on food, and his house has a provident fund, so one million is just pocket money.
In other words, even if one day he is injured, old, and unable to carry a knife, the money will still be distributed.
Zilu: "I have two million."
Lu Bu: "I also have two million."
Bai Qi: "???"
Am I the fucking least?
"You discriminate against me? Why am I the least?" Bai Qi looked in disbelief.
Situ Hong on the side said quickly: "In addition to training and attending elementary school, Zilu also lectures at universities outside. The extra one million is an additional subsidy for his lectures."
"What about Lu Bu?" Bai Qi turned to look at Lu Bu: "He doesn't give lectures. He trains soldiers with me and goes to elementary school like me. Why is he twice as old as me!"
Situ Hong nodded: "The extra double is Red Tuma's salary."
Bai Qi: "???"
Horses also get paid? And the same as me?
Is it because I don’t have a horse?
Chitu also looked at Lu Bu in disbelief, while Lu Bu covered Chituma's ears and whispered: "They lied to you, you didn't hear anything, you don't have a salary, I support you from my own pocket."
.”
Red Rabbit Horse: "???"
Lin Fan asked: "So since there are so many, why do you still need to borrow money?"
"It's really too expensive." Bai Qi sighed: "When my king comes back, I will definitely prepare a welcome ceremony for my king."
"After all, that is my king!"
"And the standards of the ceremony cannot be too low! Thousands of cannons must fire together, and tens of thousands of people must kneel down and worship! That is my king, the eternal emperor, the First Emperor!"
"I will also rebuild Xianyang Palace and Lishan Mountain. When my king returns, I can return to Xianyang and dominate the world!"
"But now... one million is a lot, but it can't even cover a five-star hotel for a day... Sigh... I can endure hardship, but my king is the ancestral dragon!"
Lu Bu also nodded: "A million is indeed a lot. I can make do with it casually. Even if I eat a steamed bun, it doesn't matter to me. But when I, Diao Chan, come back, I will definitely give her the best thing in the world!"
"That's my Diao Chan, how can I just give in to it!"
"I want her to wear the most gorgeous clothes in the world, live in the best palace in the world, and I want to give her the best life!"
"But I heard that a meal of delicacies at a five-star hotel outside costs tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands... So, I need more money!"
"For Diao Chan!" Lu Bu suddenly raised his halberd and shouted loudly.
Zilu also nodded slightly: "My teacher is the master of all ages!"
"When the teacher and fellow apprentices return, I will build a magnificent academy that can accommodate the world's humble scholars."
"A salary of one million is very good, but I heard that building a school now costs tens of millions or even hundreds of millions... In order to make money, I had to help my classmates with their homework, and even asked Bai Qi to do homework during the exam.
Copy my answer...sigh..."
Lin Fan: "..."
I have to say, the reason is very good.
No wonder I would borrow money...
Lin Fan said to the three of them: "Don't worry, Daxia will help you do this when the time comes. It's what we should do to welcome our ancestors."
"Your problems are not problems."
"As long as you fight for Daxia, and as long as they are willing to fight for Daxia, Daxia can meet their needs."
"Rebuilding Lishan Mountain is a bit exaggerated, but Daxia has many better palaces, such as the Ziwei City in Luoyang, the Forbidden City in Kyoto, and the Forbidden City in Nanjing... which are enough to satisfy the First Emperor."
"Thank you!" Bai Qi's eyes turned red and he knelt down suddenly.
"Thank you!"
"Thank you!"
Lu Bu and Zilu also knelt down with moved faces.
"Get up, Daxia people don't need to kneel to anyone." Lin Fan helped the three of them up and continued: "But if you really want to make money, don't borrow money from others. You... can open some businesses, and treat it as...
It has generated income for the Daxia official."
Bai Qi was stunned: "You mean?"
Lin Fan nodded: "So many people are willing to lend you money, which shows that your prestige is very high now."
Of course it’s big!
Resurrected ancestors!
The Godslayer of Hard Steel!
Not to mention the ancestors such as Bai Qi, Zi Lu, and Lu Bu, each of whom has his own story and has accumulated countless reputations in the long history.
Nowadays, on the Internet, all kinds of celebrities are in the limelight. Even going out for a meal can be regarded as news.
"Since it's so popular, don't borrow money for nothing, you can make some peripheral products." Shang Weitian on the side smiled and said: "I was too busy before, so I forgot about this."
"Now there must be many people who want your autographs, the same style of clothing, etc. I will ask the officials to open up channels later. You can write some autographs and sell them for takeout in your free time. Well, there are also the same style of clothing, various game skins, and game characters.
And the portrait authorization fee, one-to-one deal..."
Shang Weitian became more and more enthusiastic as he talked: "You can even shoot documentaries, film and television dramas, costume dramas and time-travel dramas in the later period... it will also be a source of income."
"A signature costs one thousand yuan for the time being. In return, the Daxia official will give you a 50-50 return."
As you can imagine, it will definitely sell like hot cakes!
after all.
Autographed by the Killing God of Great Qin!
Autographed by Xian Renzilu!
Life-size figures of Lu Bu and Red Rabbit!
Who doesn’t want it? Until the gods come, these are priceless cultural relics!
"Sign?" Zilu laughed and rushed out of the door. All he could hear was shouting: "Confucian disciples, prepare all your brushes for me. Today I will write with hundreds of brushes!"
Lin Fan shouted loudly: "Don't delay training and class!"
After saying that, Lin Fan looked at Bai Qi: "Don't copy Zilu's answers in the future, and don't let Zilu help with homework."
"His studies are the worst in the class." Situ Hong snorted from the side: "The teacher reported to me that he fell asleep during the lecture. Zilu is now ready to jump directly to the third grade, and he is still at the bottom of the first grade.
Number one,"
Seeing everyone criticizing himself, Bai Qi blinked and suddenly said: "By the way, I remembered that Comrade Niu Demon King and Comrade Huang Feng also sent text messages on their mobile phones to borrow money! I will report it!"
After saying that, Bai Qi turned around and ran away.
Lin Fan: "..."
This fool also knows how to divert fire.
Not long after, the Bull Demon King and the Yellow Wind Monster walked into the office with nervous faces.
"One million is not enough?" Lin Fan looked at the Bull Demon King helplessly.
The Bull Demon King knew that the matter had been revealed, and immediately said: "Ahem, I am not doing it for myself, but for the prosperity of my cattle tribe. What happened to me borrowing money to build a cattle breeding farm!"
"The Daxia official has paid for you to build ten large-scale cattle breeding farms!"
Situ Hong said coldly: "Don't think that I don't know what you want to do. There are all cows inside, both domestic and foreign. You are the only bull hanging around in there all day long. Aren't you satisfied?"
"But it's not for you humans that I work day and night!" The Bull Demon King said in a weak tone, with a sluggish look on his face: "In those ten breeding farms, in just one month, I made millions of cows pregnant! I'm not doing it for you humans!"
"The children born from my genes are all extremely strong, have firm flesh, grow fast, and don't get sick! Isn't this so that you humans have enough food! I spread so crazily, this is for
You have worked so hard for your own righteousness, and I don’t even have to pay for it!”
He really deserves to be called the Bull Demon King, and he really has the physique of a cow.
One month, one million cows become pregnant!
but……
"Don't think that I don't know what you are after!" Situ Hong snorted coldly, "Anyway, with the borrowed money, you will treat those people as shares. When the calf is born, you will give some to others as dividends.
!”
Lin Fan, who was standing aside, looked at the Bull Demon King who looked a little sluggish and couldn't help but said: "No, are you worthy of the Iron Fan Princess and the Jade Faced Fox?"
"Hi," the Bull Demon King waved his hand nonchalantly, lit a cigarette, and said sternly, "It doesn't seem like I'm just doing it for my own comfort, but I work so hard not only for you humans to have food, but also for
Our cattle tribe is more prosperous."
"On the one hand, I also want to make more money, wait for Yumian and Tiefan to come back, and buy them some good clothes and jewelry!"
"I am working hard on myself for the sake of justice and love!"
"They will forgive!"
Lin Fan: "..."
"By the way," the Bull Demon King looked at Lin Fan: "Do you have any money? Lend me some, and I will buy some more cows. If I give birth to a calf later, I will give you one."
"I have no money." Lin Fan looked at the Yellow Wind Monster helplessly: "Yellow Wind Monster, why did you borrow money?"
"First of all, call me Comrade Huang Feng." Huang Feng straightened his red scarf, "As for why I borrowed money... there are too many skins in the game, I want them all..."
The internet-addicted boy didn’t run away.
"Don't rush in the future." Lin Fan said helplessly: "Let's talk to Daxia officials later and ask for a full-skin account for you."
The yellow wind monster's face lit up: "That's great!"
Lin Fan urged: "But the account cannot be given away for free. Later, you can blow some more sand out of Daxia."
"No problem! Thirty thousand tons a day is not a big problem!" Yellow Wind Monster grinned.
After the Yellow Wind Monster and the Bull Demon King signed the guarantee letter, they finally left.
"It's finally done." Lin Fan looked helpless. He should have gone undercover at this time.
So many messy things happened as a result.
As expected, none of these ancestors and monsters made me worry.
After traveling for thousands of years and coming back to life, the first thing he did to integrate into society was to use his identity to commit fraud. Who would believe it!
"Okay, we've dealt with it, I'm leaving first." Lin Fan looked at Mr. Jin.
Mr. Jin nodded: "Well, feel free to go. I will ask Daxia officials to make a statement later... Do not believe any text messages pretending to be returning ancestors..."
