Ye Haoxuan was overjoyed that this female tyrannosaurus asked him for help. It seemed that he was not that bad in her heart.
Brother, take your hand away, you are sick! Ye Haoxuan patted him on the shoulder.
Please speak politely, I tell you that today I am half the owner of this place, and I can kick you out at any time. Ning Yongyuan's face is very ugly.
Ye Haoxuan was the first person who dared to say to his face that he was sick.
Are you really sick? I am a doctor. Do you feel that your abdomen often roars and you have soreness and backache? Are you depressed during the day and excited at night? Ye Haoxuan asked.
Yes...how do you know? Ning Yongyuan looked stunned.
I told you that I am a doctor and your problem is very serious. Ye Haoxuan made an incomprehensible look.
Don't be alarmist, I'm in good health, I'm just a little tired at most. Ning Yongyuan looked unbelieving.
How about you give it a try according to the method I told you, and your physical symptoms will show up immediately. I am a miracle doctor, and my surname is Ye. You'd better believe what I say. Ye Haoxuan said confidently.
Ah, I remembered, this is Doctor Ye, the one who can bring the dead back to life.
On one side, a fan of Ye Haoxuan screamed.
I don’t dare to take it, I don’t dare to take it. Ye Haoxuan quickly made polite remarks.
Are you telling the truth? Ning Yongyuan said with some doubts.
Of course it is true. I am a doctor and have medical ethics. I will not talk nonsense. Ye Haoxuan said with certainty.
Ye Haoxuan's name is now very famous in Qingyuan, and Ning Yongyuan has also heard of it. There is not much difference in his body, but when Ye Haoxuan said this, he suddenly felt uncomfortable all over his body.
He nodded and motioned for Ye Haoxuan to continue.
Put your hand under your lower abdomen, three inches from the midline, Guanyuan point, downward, a little to the left, yes, that's the place.
Following Ye Haoxuan's instructions, Ning Yongyuan put his hand on his Guanyuan point.
Put your hand in, place it on your belly, and then massage it three times clockwise and three times counterclockwise. Ye Haoxuan instructed.
Although Ning Yongyuan was a little confused, he thought on second thought that Ye Haoxuan did not dare to act recklessly on this occasion, so he did as Ye Haoxuan said.
After six rounds of massage, there was nothing strange about Ning Yongyuan's body. He asked doubtfully: I'm done, how is it?
Before he finished speaking, his anus suddenly tightened and a loud fart sounded.
The fart was loud and smelly, and some people around him opened their mouths wide as they watched Ye Haoxuan treat him. They were caught off guard and rolled their eyes.
Ye Haoxuan... you... Ning Yongyuan instantly understood that he had been tricked, but he was halfway through his words and could not continue.
There was a roar in his stomach, like thunder, and a turbid air flowed down the intestines toward the chrysanthemum. As long as he moved, a fart would burst out immediately.
He believed that this time it would be more ferocious than the last time.
Oh, I forgot to tell you. Your illness is caused by the turbid qi in the organs caused by an irregular life. It will be cured if it is discharged. The acupuncture point you pressed just now is for turbid qi. Thank you, I am a doctor. Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.
Originally, the Guanyuan point had to be pulled and irrigated or moxibustion to be effective, but Ye Haoxuan tried other methods and the effect was the same.
You... Ning Yongyuan's face turned purple with anger.
He opened his mouth, and the turbid energy in his body suddenly became uncontrollable. Three loud bangs were heard, forcing half of the people to retreat, and the remaining half were so smoked that they rolled their eyes.
Everyone laughed loudly, subconsciously staying away from Ning Yongyuan, otherwise no one would be able to bear it, that fart could smoke Xiaoqiang to death.
I think it’s better for you to go out and fart. Everyone is a person of status, so it’s not a good idea for you to fart in public here. Ye Haoxuan frowned and said.
Ye Haoxuan, just wait...
Squeezing out these words from between his teeth, Ning Yongyuan walked out with his chrysanthemum between his legs, because as soon as he took a step forward, the fart would burst out without giving any dignity. This made the self-proclaimed love saint and fascinated countless people.
Ning Yongyuan, a girl, is extremely embarrassed.
When he was nearing the door, Ning Yongyuan finally couldn't bear it any longer, and a long fart sounded like a bomb dropped on a plane, chirp, chirp, chirp, pop, pop, pop.
The sounds were long and short, very rhythmic. Ning Yongyuan even felt the moisture in his anus. He didn't dare to stay longer and ran away with his tail between his legs.
Ye Haoxuan sneered, "Let me play with you, you are still a bit young. He used this method to persecute Guan Yun before, and it was used to persecute men, and the effect was not bad."
You are so despicable. Lin Yutong couldn't help but roll her eyes at Ye Haoxuan, and then couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.
If I were mean, I wouldn't let him fart and just let him pee. But today is such a big day, I have to save some face for your brother. Ye Haoxuan said angrily.
This guy doesn't know how to live or die, he dares to provoke his sweetheart, he must be impatient.
Could you please be more disgusted? Lin Yutong rolled her eyes at Ye Haoxuan.
Ye Haoxuan smiled coquettishly and finally coaxed Miss Lin, but it was just a coax.
After a while, the ceremony officially began. On the podium in the hall, Mr. Lin and Mr. Wen expressed their blessings to the children.
Seeing the situation of Wen Shang, Ye Haoxuan frowned. The old man's condition was not good. Hidden diseases such as heart disease could attack at any time. He was also old, which was very dangerous.
But thinking about Lin Jianye's future father-in-law's face just now, Ye Haoxuan still shook his head. It was better for him to be honest, lest others say that he was fawning over him again.
My sister-in-law is so beautiful. Lin bitch needs to change her bad habits in the future. Lin Yutong said.
You are not as charming as you in terms of beauty. Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.
Poor! Lowly! This is Lin Yutong’s opinion on Ye Haoxuan.
Ye Haoxuan could only smile bitterly, but honestly speaking, the eldest lady of the Wen family was indeed very beautiful, and she was quiet and generous, and she still had the demeanor of everyone. She was the daughter of a rich family who had been trained by a wealthy family.
After the ceremony, the parents of the two newlyweds greeted each guest, and the banquet was about to begin.
At this time, Lin Jianye hurried over and ran to Ye Haoxuan with a serious face and said: Haoxuan, come with me, I need your help with something.
What happened? The old man of the Wen family was in bad health? Ye Haoxuan immediately guessed the key.
Yes, I am breathing oxygen now and am planning to send him to the hospital, but the situation looks very dangerous. My father-in-law's face is pale. Lin Jianye said anxiously.