Ye Haoxuan was slightly startled. He suddenly realized that his mother was not a simple woman. Those words she just said were full of wisdom. If her mother had not been born in an ordinary family, her achievements would have been extraordinary.
The next day, Xuanhuju officially opened.
The new location of Xuanhuju is five to six hundred square meters, with two floors, which is comparable to a small hospital. Moreover, it has two floors and is habitable. As long as patients need it, they can knock on the door and call for help at any time.
Lion and dragon dances, gongs and drums shaking the sky, and after a lot of excitement, it was officially opened.
There were lanterns and colorful decorations in front of Xuanhuju, with more than a dozen hot-air balloons floating in the air, and dense banners hanging in front. Ye Haoxuan didn't have many friends in the capital, but Lin Daye, Zhou Mingliang, Dongfang Dashao and others specially came from Qingyuan.
Huang Shaohui, Xiao Yu and others also came to support him, so the scene was quite lively.
It was a bit deserted on the first day of opening. In fact, the decoration of this Xuanhuju address had already started before Ye Haoxuan came to the capital. Xiao Yihong had been in shopping malls for a long time and had long seen that Ye Haoxuan was not an ordinary person, so he was sure to come to the capital.
development, so this medical center has been renovated a long time ago, but it has never been opened.
Although Ye Haoxuan, Mao Yiren and Tang Zhao have good medical skills, and the first two are still well-known miracle doctors in Qingyuan, to be honest, they are not well-known in the capital. Only Mao is the only one of the three people in the free clinic.
Yiren and Tang Zhao are older and seem to be relatively reliable. As for Ye Haoxuan, no one thinks highly of him at all.
Please, this is a traditional Chinese medicine clinic. Even if you are looking for a doctor, you should have someone a little older sitting there, so that you can control the situation, because in people's minds, the older the doctor is, the more experience he has.
The richer, Ye Haoxuan's age, in the eyes of others, he doesn't understand Chinese medicine at all.
So Mao Yiren and Tang Zhao had more than a dozen people in front of them, but there was no one in front of Ye Haoxuan.
Ye Haoxuan couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Although he had expected this scene, he still smiled bitterly. Did he have to dye his hair white, get some fake beard, and pretend to be old, so that he could show off his medical skills?
Since all free clinics are free of charge, although Tang Zhao and Mao Yiren are not well-known in the capital, there are still people who come to see them for medical treatment, claiming that they are bastards and not taking advantage of them.
So the queue between the two of them was getting longer and longer, and there was no one in front of Ye Haoxuan.
This eldest sister, yes, that’s right, I’m calling you. There are too many people there, so you might as well come to see a doctor here. I’m also the doctor here.
Ye Haoxuan tried to strike up a conversation with a middle-aged woman.
Are you a Western medicine doctor?
The woman looked at Ye Haoxuan for a while and asked with some uncertainty.
This is a traditional Chinese medicine clinic, which takes the route of pure Chinese medicine. There is no Western medicine here, so I am a pure Chinese medicine practitioner. Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.
Then I'd better wait. Young man, does your master know that you are sitting alone for a consultation like this? The middle-aged woman stood back in the crowd and queued up obediently.
In Chinese medicine, the older you are, the better you look, so Mao Yiren has the most patients. Why? Because he is wearing a long robe, has gray hair, and looks extremely coquettish, just like a legendary expert, so
The patients in front of him were lined up one after another.
In fact, this guy was the least skilled in medicine among the three. Seeing Ye Haoxuan's embarrassment, Mao Yiren sent one of the patients away and then put his hand on a young man's wrist.
As soon as he touched it, his brows furrowed. He held it on the young man's left wrist for five minutes, and then switched to the other hand and held it for five minutes. Then he let go and made a painful gesture.
Looks like he's thinking hard.
The young man suddenly felt something was wrong, and he felt vaguely that something was wrong.
Mao Yiren's medical skills were subsequently taught by Ye Haoxuan, so he made rapid progress in the medical field. Although he could not reach the level of Ye Haoxuan's mysterious doctor, he could accurately describe a person's illness with just a few words, so he
His speed is extremely fast and his medical treatment is extremely accurate. Every time he sees a patient, the total time from seeing the doctor to taking the pulse to writing the prescription and leaving does not take more than three minutes. The young man saw the situation of his medical treatment just now.
But now he suddenly put on such an expression, which frightened the young man and made him wonder if he was seriously ill. Otherwise, how could the miracle doctor who looked like a legendary expert have such an expression?
Doctor, miracle doctor, what is going on with my illness? The young man asked cautiously.
Your illness is very serious. Mao Yiren pretended to be helpless and shook his head as he spoke.
Ah, doctor, what kind of disease do I have? I am still young and I am not married yet. Please save me. Please find a way to save me. The young man was so frightened that he almost collapsed to the ground. He was suffering.
begged.
To tell you the truth, I am a little unsure about this disease. Even if I am sure about it, I can't cure it for you. So, you go and see my master. Mao Yiren said.
Hey, okay, okay, thank you, miracle doctor. Where is the master of the miracle doctor? The young man was very happy. The master of this miracle doctor is still alive. That's incredible. Mao Yiren's medical skills are so high. His master must be an expert.
, so he asked full of hope.
He couldn't be so stupid as to think that Tang Zhao next to him was his master, because they both looked about the same age.
It's right there, go ahead, my master's medical skills are much better than mine. Mao Yiren pointed at Ye Haoxuan.
Hey, thank you, the miracle doctor, thank you, the miracle doctor. The young man was overjoyed and hurriedly ran to Ye Haoxuan, but as soon as he sat down, he was stunned. He saw that the doctor in front of him, Mao Yiren's master, was younger than himself. This was
What's going on? In his mind, Chinese medicine doctors are all gray-haired old men, or old gods with immortal demeanor. What does this mean?
Er, miracle doctor, where is your master? The young man stood up quickly and asked.
That person is Ye Haoxuan, my master, a real miracle doctor. Mao Yiren pointed to Ye Haoxuan, and then concentrated on seeing the doctor again.
Miracle doctor, please stop joking with me. I'm still young and I don't want to die... The young man almost burst into tears. He thought Mao Yiren was teasing him. For a young man like Mao Yiren, his master
He must be at least seventy or eighty. Ye Haoxuan looks about twenty years old at most. Could it be that this miracle doctor has reached the state of rejuvenation, so he looks so young?
Come here, I am his master. Ye Haoxuan waved to the young man.
Uh, okay, Doctor Ye. The young man sat down nervously. To be honest, he didn't think Ye Haoxuan had any advanced medical skills.
Ye Haoxuan put it on his hand casually, making a show of it, and then he picked up the pen and started writing the prescription.
The young man looked at Ye Haoxuan's calm and calm look, but the more he looked at it, the angrier he became. He said angrily: Is this medical center of yours a joke? Do you treat patients like this? Master, I think you are just taking other people's diseases.
Just kidding
What, you have a problem? Ye Haoxuan raised his head in surprise.
Without even asking, do you know what disease I have? Can the prescription you prescribed be eaten? What if it kills someone? The young man said angrily.
Ye Haoxuan took a pulse too casually and was too young, so he felt a sense of distrust. He wondered if this kid could see a doctor? Who did he think he was just writing prescriptions with a pen like this?
?A three-year-old child?
Do you urinate frequently at night, have cold hands and feet, and keep wanting to fart? Recently, you have tinnitus, dizziness, and lack of concentration, right? Ye Haoxuan asked.
Yes, yes, that's what I'm like now, doctor, what's wrong with me? The young man was startled, then came back to his senses, and nodded hurriedly.
You, it’s just that Fifth Girl has used it too much. Ye Haoxuan shook his head and said.
Ah... the young man's face instantly turned red.
The other people laughed loudly. Even some older people have kept up with the trend now and know what the fifth girl means. But this guy is young and has no girlfriend. Sometimes he masturbates a few times.
It's normal, but it's harmful to the body. No wonder he looks like he has swollen eyes at such a young age and walks like he's stepping on cotton.
And lately you feel like you're not as energetic as before when you masturbate, which means you're feeling weak, right? Ye Haoxuan asked again.
Yes, that's it, doctor, no, miracle doctor, what's going on? The young man started to get anxious. What if he stopped masturbating because he masturbated too much? He's still a virgin.
I have had little girlfriends, but I have never pushed her down...
To be honest, how many times do you masturbate a day? Ye Haoxuan asked.
Five, once every five days... The young man blushed and stammered.
To be honest, Ye Haoxuan looked at him with a half-smile.
Once in three days... the young man said.
But under Ye Haoxuan's half-smiling gaze, he had to grit his teeth and said: Okay, I admit, six to eight times a day, up to ten times when the frequency is high.
boom……
The people waiting in line couldn't help but laugh. This guy is in such good health. Does he really not know that he is seeking death?
Ah...the frequency is so high.
A young girl covered her mouth in surprise. Is this guy really a man who was born ten times in one night?
And you like to drink some cold water after masturbating, right? Ye Haoxuan asked.
Yes, I have to drink some cold water every time I finish work. Doctor, can I still be saved? In front of so many people, the young man wants to find a crack in the ground to crawl under, but it concerns his own sexual well-being.
I also gave up.
You are seeking death. Ye Haoxuan shook his head speechlessly. According to traditional Chinese medicine, your kidney qi is overdrawn after masturbating, and you dare to drink cold water, which is equivalent to putting a piece of ice in the overdrawn kidney qi. Are you dissatisfied?
If you don't die quickly enough, you will not be able to lift.