I have to say that Guan Yun's sharp mouth was also extremely vicious, and he hit Tang Bing's key points with one word. Tang Bing usually ignored men, which made some people who were too gossipy couldn't help but guess whether Tang Bing was a stone girl.
The battle is getting more and more exciting, and some people can't help but secretly send WeChat messages to invite relatives and friends to watch the battle together.
People from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine also came after hearing the news. Two beauties in the same department were quarreling. Who should they help?
Everyone was happy to see it, but Ye Haoxuan on the side felt a little unhappy. When did I become a freeloader?
Guan Yun's words became more vicious as he spoke: "Now Shi Nu's disease is cured? It was cured by a sex reassignment surgery, right?"
"Woman, you are sick," Ye Haoxuan finally couldn't help but stepped forward and said.
"You are the only one who is sick, your whole family is sick," Guan Yun said angrily.
"Don't believe me? Then let me tell you, do you find it difficult to fall asleep at night, lack of energy in the morning, dry mouth easily, and have a great appetite?"
"How...how did you know?" Guan Yun asked in surprise.
"I am also a doctor. Although your problem is not serious, due to long-term poor sleep and huge appetite, it may accelerate aging and even make you obese. You should be careful." Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.
"Nonsense," Guan Yun reacted immediately. Although she had the symptoms Ye Haoxuan mentioned, she didn't believe it was a serious problem. Most people had it.
"Really, your disease is stagnation of the five internal organs caused by poor stomach qi. If it goes on for a long time, big problems will occur. If you don't believe it, you can try it by pressing it on your Qihai point. You will know what I say after you try it.
Is it true?" Ye Haoxuan said seriously.
"Really?" Guan Yun was frightened by Ye Haoxuan's serious look. Women can be fearless, but what they fear most is aging and gaining weight.
"Of course it's true, I have medical ethics." Ye Haoxuan said.
Although Guan Yun also studied Chinese medicine, she was only able to recite Tangtou songs. Under Ye Haoxuan's instructions, she finally found the Qihai point below her navel.
She pressed it hesitantly, but there was no response.
Ye Haoxuan said with an encouraging look: "Yes, it's right there. If you use a little force, you will believe that what I say is true."
Everyone looked at Guan Yun with bated breath, the fire of gossip burning in their hearts. They eagerly wanted to know whether what Ye Haoxuan said was true.
Guan Yun gritted his teeth and pressed heavily on his Qihai point. Once, there was no response. Two times, there was still no response. Three times...
"You're fooling me..." Guan Yun finally realized that he had been fooled.
"I'm not kidding you, you are really sick." Ye Haoxuan said seriously.
"Fart..." Guan Yun was furious.
However, as she said this, there was a "bang" sound behind her, and a high-pitched and long fart burst out.
Guan Yun even felt a wetness in her anus, and some excrement was vented out together.
In an instant, her face turned purple.
The fart was loud and long, mixed with the turbid air that passed through her internal organs. Everyone felt a sour smell coming from her, and they all subconsciously covered their noses and kept distance from her.
"Asshole..." She squeezed out these two words through her teeth and stopped talking, because she felt that her intestines were churning and another fart was about to burst out.
She almost wanted to die when she farted in front of so many people. Even if she farted once, how could she fart the second one?
"If you want to fart, then go ahead." Ye Haoxuan shouted without missing any opportunity.
"You..." Guan Yun blushed...
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone heard a long sound of "chirp..." and then a bang like a plane dropping a bomb.
"Chu...boom, boom."
More than a dozen loud bangs sounded like suicide bombs from a terrorist organization, each one louder than the last.
"Boom..." A burst of laughter erupted from the crowd.
This fart was really loud and earth-shattering, like a plane dropping a bomb.
"You are so beautiful, but you fart in public..."
"Being pretty has nothing to do with farting, but being pretty should also involve internal anxiety."
"This young man is right. This woman is really sick. How can a normal person fart like this?"
"Asshole, you're kidding me..." Finally feeling a little more comfortable in his stomach, Guan Yun wanted to die.
"I'm not kidding you. Your illness is indeed caused by poor stomach qi. You are a doctor, and you are also a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner. You should understand that Qihai point is used to expel stomach qi. Now that you have recovered, the stomach qi has been discharged, and the disease is gone.
It's half better." Ye Haoxuan said seriously.
"You..." As soon as Guan Yun finished speaking, there was another thud, and at the same time, a patch of yellow wetness on her white coat behind her tight pants was revealed.
"Incontinence..."
"Disgusting……"
Everyone stepped back in unison. Although Guan Yun was a beautiful woman, she farted in public and became incontinent in public, which made everyone feel chilled.
"Ah... Wuwu..." Guan Yun almost wanted to die. He had no shame in staying here anymore, so he covered his face and ran away.
"Boy, who are you?" At that moment, one of her suitors couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to teach Ye Haoxuan a lesson.
"Go away, I don't talk to impotent people." Ye Haoxuan turned away.
"You fart..." The pursuer was furious.
"If you dare to curse, I guarantee that your impotence will never be cured in your life." Ye Haoxuan said fiercely.
"Ah... can you cure it?" The man asked in surprise, not caring about the shame.
Ye Haoxuan wrote a prescription for him and said: "Twice a day, a week will be enough, but you can't overindulge during this period, and after you are cured, you can't have sex more than four times a month, otherwise you won't even think about touching a woman in your life."
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"Thank you, thank you, the miracle doctor..." The man held the prescription and ran away as if he had found a treasure.
"You can show off if you learn some medical skills." An attending doctor stepped forward and shouted.
"You are as good as Longyang." Ye Haoxuan said.
"What is the good of Longyang?" the attending doctor said strangely.
"That is to say, you like men," Ye Haoxuan said.
"You're talking nonsense." The attending doctor's face turned red, and some people who knew him well started talking in low voices.
"Is Doctor Han really good at this? Are the rumors true?"
"It looks like it's true. This young man's medical skills are really extraordinary. You can see it all."
"Oh my God, Doctor Han wouldn't be interested in me..."
As everyone was talking about it, the chief officer fled.
"Boy, what the hell are you doing? He's sick, but I'm not sick. You'll be great if you know some medical skills. This is a traditional Chinese medicine hospital. Why do you want to come and cause trouble?" Another person on the side stepped forward and shouted.