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2, the first and second rounds

The 2011-2012 season is over, and the Warriors are the biggest winners!

Three consecutive championships, MVP, FMVP, the highest ratings in the league, the highest box office revenue, all of these belong to the Warriors!

Only kids make choices, the Warriors want them all!

Most importantly, the Warriors' salary structure is very reasonable. They have won three consecutive championships. The core of the team is very young. There are more than two capable players in each position. The team has not paid a penny of luxury tax!

Generally speaking, in order to maintain their strength, teams competing for the championship have to recruit capable players or offer premium contracts to players who have made a name for themselves in the team.

There is no way, the team won the championship, every player in the team contributed, the players proved their worth, a rising tide lifts all boats, even bench players will be snatched by many teams!

Even if it is to provide guidance to the young players in the team and impart some championship experience, it would be good!

This is the aura of the championship!

Therefore, the biggest problem for the championship teams, or the defending teams, is that the team's salary is too high and it is unsustainable.

However, the Warriors did not pay a penny in luxury tax this season, and instead received a lot of money from the league!

This is the most irritating!

You won the championship, but the salary was too high, all the capable players were poached, and everyone had something to eat. How great!

You have a happy and sweet present, and we have a bright and promising future. This is a win-win situation!

But the Warriors want both!

It’s mine now, and it’s mine in the future!

Not only did the Warriors win three consecutive championships, the team didn't have to pay taxes, the core players were extremely young, and they still had a lot of draft picks. Most of the team's powerful players had long-term contracts, so there was no risk of leaving the team!

Not to mention far away, at least the next three years will be dominated by the Warriors!

It is precisely because of these factors that Curry has become the youngest and most popular figure in the league, Deng Fang has become a myth in the coaching circle, and the Warriors owner has become the most enviable object in the league boss circle.



Of course, some people are happy and some are disappointed.

The one who is most disappointed is James!

James was beaten by the Warriors when he was in the Cavaliers. He ran away to the Heat and hugged him twice just for revenge. In the end, he was swept by the Warriors for two consecutive years!

There is no suspense, no possibility of winning!

Not only that, after two years of finals, James' statistics are still very ugly, far lower than the average in the playoffs, and even worse than the regular season by more than one level.

It's just a loss, but James is an extremely loser!

He repeatedly injured Curry and made selfish and brainless remarks after the game, which made the so-called number one player in the league lose face!

What James did made some die-hard fans unable to defend him!

The Heat lost, but James didn't?

But from the data point of view, James is not as good as Curry!

In terms of honor, James can't compare to Curry!

Of course, if you just look at playing time, then James really didn't lose!

If you look at the number of times he has injured his opponent, James has never lost, and will never lose!

Are James’ teammates not as good as Curry’s?

But the Heat are called the Big Three, and the Warriors are the single-core leader!

No matter what you say, it’s useless!

There is no way, the competitive arena has always been about the winner and the loser. As long as you lose, you have to stand at attention and be beaten!

Not convinced?

Hold it in!



Shortly after the finals, all kinds of funny jokes were exposed on major website forums, which were extremely mocking:

After the finals, several referees hugged each other and cried: The Heat are the worst team I have ever coached!!!



Those who say the Cavaliers home whistle has something wrong with your eyes - this is obviously a black whistle!!!



After Kobe lost,

James: Brother Kobe, you’re doing it again, aren’t you afraid of being hacked?

Kobe: What are you afraid of? My posture is picturesque. No matter how strong I am, I am still the boss worth 6 billion!

After James lost,

Kobe Bryant: Brother Mousse, you passed the ball at the buzzer again. This is a bit obvious. Aren't you afraid of being hacked?

James: It’s okay. My data is exploding. Besides, I also have 6 billion. If I can’t get rid of it in vain, I lose!



After the game, a reporter asked James: "Excuse me, Mr. James, people say you went to Miami to hug Wade's thigh. What do you think?"

Many people wonder how embarrassing this is for James and how they should respond!

Unexpectedly, James replied categorically: "Bullshit!"

The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion.

Look, James is really angry. He is the best player in the league and will never hug his thigh!

James saw everyone's doubts and added: "I went to hug Wade and Bosh's thighs."

Suddenly there was thunderous applause. James' wit impressed everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.



After the Finals, a reporter asked Bosh: "If James and Wade fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save?"

Many people wonder, why do reporters ask this kind of question? How do Bosh answer it?

Unexpectedly, Bosh was very calm, smiled slightly and replied: "Wade!"

The whole place was in an uproar and there was a lot of discussion.

Why?

Could it be that Wade and Bosh have a better relationship?

Bosh saw everyone's doubts and added: "Because James will hold Wade's thigh tightly."

The reporters in the audience were moved by Bosh's wit and applauded for a long time.



The Heat suffered a disastrous defeat in the Finals. In the locker room after the game, Chalmers said dejectedly: "We were defeated by the No. 1 small forward."

James was furious and yelled: "Bullshit! When did Prince become the No. 1 small forward? He deserves it?!"

Chalmers quickly explained: "I'm talking about you."

James immediately laughed and said: "That's pretty much it. I am the number one forward... No! Who the hell are you trying to hack!"



A: Brain teaser - why did James choose No. 6 in the Heat?

B: Because James often takes six steps, he is known as Liubu Lang!

A: Wrong!

B: What’s the reason for that?

A: Do you still remember the Sixth Baby in Calabash Baby? What are his skills?

B: Invisible!



In Game 4 of the Finals, the Heat trailed by 20 points. Between Yao Ming's free throws, James kept staring at Curry, unable to take his eyes away.

"Mousse, why do you look at me like that?" Curry asked.

"It's okay, I just think you look like a teammate of mine!" James replied.

"What teammate?"

"Future teammates!"



After the finals, the Warriors became the most desirable place for free agents in the league, and Deng Fang also expressed his love for free agent Duncan on many occasions - Duncan is very good, very similar to Curry, he is my favorite

One of the players!

However, Duncan said in an interview that he will not go anywhere, even if the Warriors offer him a high-dollar contract!

Just after the interview ended, Duncan received a call. James said eagerly on the other end: Hey, brother Duncan, I want to discuss something with you. You need to take down the Warriors' indicators first. If you don't go, I will!



After being swept by the Warriors in the Finals, James was furious.

After returning home, James pushed his wife down on the bed, threw her a Curry jersey, took off his pants and said: Put them on!


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