Ning Guzhou watched Tang Miaoxin giving random orders. Within an hour, there were hundreds of graves on the ground. It was so spectacular.
He felt that this way of doing things was indeed her style: simple and rough.
After she finished her work, she complained to him: "I managed to extort some money from Mr. Li before, but this time I paid less than half, and I lost a lot!"
Ning Guzhou was about to say that he would replenish her money, but she heard her say: "No, I have to ask Tang Yishen to reimburse me for the money!"
The story of Tang Miaoxin collecting corpses for everyone in Wanhuhou Mansion reached the ears of Emperor Cheng Ming. He was silent for a while and then said: "She is a kind woman."
"She has a clear sense of grudges in dealing with things. Since she has thunderous methods and a compassionate heart, it is very rare."
Wang Dequan was waiting on him. After he was spanked, his buttocks were still burning with pain. He was smiling but didn't say a word.
In the palace, people always say more and make more mistakes.
Tang Miaoxin didn't know what Emperor Cheng Ming said about her, but she knew that she wouldn't take it to heart.
Because Emperor Cheng Ming was really not a wise king in her heart, and being praised by a foolish king would make her feel that he was being lowered.
She had just finished paying the bills to the villagers who dug the holes, and she was feeling a little hungry.
Ning Guzhou meant to take her back to the city to find a place to eat, but she thought it was too far: "It will take at least half an hour to get into the city from here."
"After half an hour, I was starving to death."
Ning Guzhou felt that her words were somewhat exaggerated, so she winked at him again: "Your Majesty, I'll take you to eat something fresh."
A bad premonition arose in Ning Guzhou's heart.
Turns out his hunch was right:
Tang Miaoxin took him into the farmer's house and stole a chicken silently. When he left, he put a silver coin on the table and a bundle of firewood.
Ning Guzhou: "..."
He has never done such a thing in his whole life!
He never thought that he, a noble prince, would actually be reduced to stealing chickens!
He asked Tang Miaoxin: "Why did you put a silver coin on the table after you stole the chicken?"
Tang Miaoxin smiled and said: "Your Majesty, you don't understand! Stolen things will be particularly good. This feels similar to having an affair."
Ning Guzhou: "..."
What a messy metaphor!
Tang Miaoxin continued: "I left the money because it is not easy for the villagers to raise a chicken. Losing a chicken will make them feel sad for a long time."
"They satisfy my desire to steal chickens and make me happy. Of course I can't make them sad."
Ning Guzhou: "..."
He finally discovered that she had so many horrifying lies, and she was right no matter what!
After Tang Miaoxin stole the chicken, she took Ning Guzhou to a pool and supported him to kill the chicken, while she ran to the side and didn't know what she was busy with.
Ning Guzhou and the chicken stared at each other with big eyes.
Prince Qin was very good at killing people, but this was his first time killing a chicken. He had no idea where to start.
That chicken's IQ is obviously higher than that of its kind. Maybe it knows that its life is in his hands, so it actually sings to him.
Ning Guzhou: "..."
Inexplicably, he remembered the "Oh, Ming Wan" that Tang Miaoxin had given Qi Ci in the inn last time, but now the object was a real chicken.
He thought for a moment and drew his sword.
The chicken sensed the danger and struggled violently. Tang Miaoxin was not tied tightly at first, but it actually broke free from the rope and ran away.
Ning Guzhou: "..."
With his martial arts skills, he could kill that one with just one strike of his sword.
But Prince Qin, who had never experienced anything like this, obviously forgot about it. He got up and chased the chicken.
He had seen Tang Miaoxin catching chickens very easily before, but when he came here, it suddenly became too much more difficult.
The chicken seemed to have become a sperm and ran very fast.
When Tang Miaoxin came back, she saw the scene of Ning Guzhou chasing the chicken. She was completely shocked:
Ning Guzhou's usually cold and straight face had a chicken feather on his face, a grass clipping on his head, and his clothes were wrinkled.
She was only gone for less than a quarter of an hour, what happened here?
Ning Guzhou felt a little embarrassed when he saw her back.
But he was always good at hiding his emotions, and he immediately said coldly: "This chicken is disobedient!"
The corners of Tang Miaoxin's mouth twitched, could he still point at the chicken and let him kill it obediently?
At this moment, he still had the same cold face as before, but he looked much more down-to-earth than usual. At least she didn't feel a hint of coldness.
She very calmly stretched out her hand and grabbed the chicken in her hand.
Ning Guzhou: "..."
Tang Miaoxin hugged the chicken, pointed at its head and said, "My prince wants to catch you, but you don't just lie there obediently and let him catch you, and you dare to run away!"
"Who gave you the courage? I think you want to die!"
Ning Guzhou: "..."
He glanced at her and said nothing.
Tang Miaoxin said to him very seriously: "My lord, don't be angry, I will help you train this chicken!"
Ning Guzhou: "..."
He felt that she was afraid that she was laughing in her heart, and the suppressed smile could be seen in her peach blossom eyes.
Although he felt that his behavior today was a bit embarrassing, seeing her genuine and undisguised smile made him feel that the embarrassment was worth it.
He said expressionlessly: "Help me kill it!"
Tang Miaoxin did not agree directly, but walked up to him and took off the chicken feathers on his face and the dead grass on his head.
Ning Guzhou: "..."
This seems to be a bit embarrassing.
Tang Miaoxin blinked at him: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I won't tell anyone else."
Ning Guzhou glared at her, and she couldn't help laughing anymore.
Ning Guzhou reached out to grab the chicken in her arms. Everything today happened because of this chicken. He was going to kill it!
But Tang Miaoxin held the chicken and refused to give it to him: "I think this chicken is smart and cute. It would be a pity to kill it."
"I changed my mind. I will eat fish instead of chicken today."
Ning Guzhou: "..."
This was the first time he realized the true meaning of the saying that women are fickle.
What happened next was something Ning Guzhou would never forget:
After Tang Miaoxin tied up the chicken, she lifted it from the grass and pulled out a long string of dragonflies. She said with a smile: "We will eat this tonight!"
Ning Guzhou: "!!!!!"
He picked up the tied chicken and said, "I will kill the chicken now!"
Tang Miaoxin pulled him and said, "My lord, are you afraid of dragonflies?"
Ning Guzhou: "..."
He would never admit it even to death!
When he was poisoned and fell by the lake in the Imperial Garden, it was about to rain, and a bunch of dragonflies were flying around him.
The severe pain after being poisoned made him feel like he was about to die, and the dragonfly flying close in front of him with its wings spread looked particularly ferocious.
Since then, Ning Guzhou has been very disgusted with creatures like dragonflies.