In the spring of 187 AD, the fourth year of Zhongping in the Eastern Han Dynasty.
The Yellow Turban Rebellion was basically put down, with only the remaining Yellow Turbans and peasant armed forces from various places still fighting.
In the Chang'an Imperial Cemetery, a pair of hands slowly stretched out towards a glass lamp.
"Boy, do you want to steal this thing again?"
A sudden sound startled the child!
The hand stretched out in the air retracted in embarrassment.
"Ah...grandfather...that...I just want to take a look...you are busy, you are busy..."
The child, who was only ten years old, turned around and left with his hands behind his back like a grown-up.
Cao Song looked at the sneaky figure from behind, held his beard in his hand and shook his head.
This grandson is good at everything, but he has a habit of wanting to steal rare things when he sees them, which is a bit shameful.
The child who ran out of the hall wiped cold sweat.
"Fortunately, my grandfather discovered it. It would have been terrible if the guards had discovered it."
"No! You can't come back empty-handed after a hard trip to the Royal Gardens! Every item here is an heirloom that could be used by a wealthy country..."
Secretly making up his mind, he aimed at another large, magnificent-looking house.
While the guard was leaving, he ducked in.
The thief who came in was named Cao Ang.
That's right! He was the unlucky guy who was tricked by his father in the end!
Cao Cao's eldest son...
In 177 AD, with a loud cry, the male protagonist was born.
Cao Ang, who can only cry but cannot speak, is trapped.
I was an outstanding young man in the 22nd century, but because I drank too much, I woke up and turned into a baby...
As a result, young Cao Ang lived happily for ten years.
Because there is thinking beyond this era.
When he first learned to speak at the age of one, he said something that amazed everyone.
"How much brainwashing are you holding back!"
What an outstanding young man this is!
Children from other families could only shout two words at most, but the Cao family's elder son shouted five words!
What concept?
The birth of a genius boy!
And one-year-old Cao Ang has already been weaned.
People haven’t cried or made trouble yet!
The reason is that every time after feeding Cao Ang, the wet nurses blushed with embarrassment!
Cao Cao fired all the nurses in anger...
At the age of two, he read "The Classic of Filial Piety" and "The Analects of Confucius".
At the age of four, he read "Spring and Autumn" and "Shangshu".
At the age of six, he can already quote classics with his gangster dad, and often makes Cao Cao so angry that he can't even fart...
What's even more outrageous is that Cao Ang has stopped studying the Four Books and Five Classics in recent years.
He began to study Sun Tzu's Art of War!
Cao Ang, who has been rebellious since childhood, is incompatible with the children!
Because! If this guy doesn’t play with them, he will only play with his pretty sister.
He is definitely a "prodigy" in the eyes of everyone around him!
Cao Ang's childhood was both happy and difficult.
Cao Ang, who came from a wealthy family, didn't have to worry about food, clothing, housing and transportation at all.
This is much better than those ordinary people outside.
But! Cao Ang in his childhood had the thoughts of a man in his twenties!
The women he could see and touch made Cao Ang cry himself to sleep every night.
Ten-year-old Cao Ang is already a rising star in the Cao family!
When Cao Ang was seven years old, his father, Cao Cao, was promoted to the Prime Minister of Jinan because of his contribution in suppressing the Yellow Turbans, and had no time to teach Cao Ang.
As a grandfather, Cao Song decided to take his grandson with him and teach him personally.
The husbands in the family ran away one after another in depression. At first, they thought the grandson was naughty!
It wasn't until the last gentleman cried and complained about how Cao Ang taught him how to internationalize education when he went abroad that he finally understood!
Now no one in the Cao family can teach Cao Ang new knowledge...
You have learned how to write, it doesn’t matter!
I have other ways.
The distressed Cao Song was planning to bring Cao Ang to become his disciple this time.
The goal of his apprenticeship was the most famous general in the world - Duxiang Hou Huangfu Song.
"hey-hey……"
Cao Ang took the jade into his arms with one hand.
And his eyes were fixed on the white jade on the desk.
"Big please!"
A heavy voice sounded outside the room, and Cao Ang ducked and hid behind the screen.
"Squeak..."
The door opened, and a burst of hearty laughter entered the room.
"Yizhen has been wronged so much here."
"By the way, guarding the royal garden is also a good place for us to rest in peace."
Judging from the sound, it was Cao Ang's grandfather, Cao Hao, and Huangfu Hao, Cao Ang's target, who entered the room.
Cao Ang was embarrassed now!
I stole something into the room of a teacher who had not yet become a disciple...
"What to do?"
Cao Ang, who was hiding behind the screen, looked around for the corner, preparing to get in.
Unfortunately, it backfired as a pair of big hands pulled him out from behind the screen.
"Your grandson... is so unbecoming of a human being!"
Looking at his grandfather's darkened face, Cao Ang couldn't help but get excited.
This world is dangerous!
Holding Huangfu Hao's belt tightly, Cao Ang buried his head deeply in it.
"Grandfather...I...I am still a child..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
A burst of hearty laughter came, and a pair of big hands hugged Cao Ang again.
"The grandson of the Cao family is called grandpa..."
"I... times... oh..."
With a thud, Cao Ang suppressed his blush. Are you... a little shameless?
"grandfather……"
This sound contained so much helplessness and submission that Cao Ang's eyes were filled with tears!
These are tears of humiliation! These are tears of silent resistance...
"It is reported that this grandson has left many gentlemen with nothing to teach him?"
Huangfu Hao looked at the extremely beautiful man in front of him, and was amazed.
"This grandson is so naughty that he made several gentlemen walk away in hatred. They are ashamed and ashamed."
Although he cursed, everyone could hear Cao Hao's happiness from the bottom of his heart!
Hold it! Hold it!
The two old men in front of me, one is my grandfather and the other is a peerless general.
Everyone is qualified to call himself grandson...
Although he had long accepted this fact, the stubborn Cao Ang still did not let his tears flow.
This is a man's last glory!
Looking at the old man in front of him, he was later listed as a legendary figure among the sixty-four generals of Wuchengwang Temple and one of the seventy-two generals of Wucheng Temple.
He is tall and has a dignified appearance. His eyes are full of vicissitudes of life, and his chest and beautiful beard are full of heroism.
"Anyway, guarding the imperial mausoleum is indeed a bit boring. Jugao can choose a day to send his grandson here, and I will just accept him as a closed disciple."
"That's great! Then it's troublesome and righteous!"
Cao Hao was overjoyed and quickly took Cao Ang from Huangfu Hao's arms and threw him to the ground.
"Why don't you hurry up and thank you, Grandpa Huangfu!"
"Thank you...teacher?"
Cao Ang was so happy that he finally no longer had to call him grandpa!
"Snapped……"
After being slapped, Cao Ang rubbed his head and looked at Cao Hao in confusion.
"How can you call me teacher? Call me grandpa!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Thank you, grandpa..."
Five days later, Cao Ang, accompanied by Cao Hao, came to the imperial mausoleum again.
Looking at the large and small bags of luggage on the carriage, Cao Ang knew that now! He would have to go home at least a month later!
"My child, you must obey your grandfather Huangfu's teachings here. Don't make mistakes!"
Cao Hao touched Cao Ang's head with a kind look on his face.
"Don't worry, grandpa, don't treat me like a child. I'm ten years old!"
Cao Ang deliberately puffed up his chest. Although his chest was not big enough, at least his nostrils were pointed upward.
"Don't act like a child. You can go home for three days at the beginning of every month."
Huangfu Hao patted Cao Hao. He also had grandchildren, so of course he knew Cao Hao's reluctance.
"Although Ang'er doesn't need to be a disciple, he still needs to go through the necessary schedule."
Cao Hao took Cao Ang's little hand and gave Huangfu Hao a big gift.
Before Huangfu Hao could say anything, Cao Hao had already taken action.
After helping Cao Ang tidy up his clothes, he signaled to his servants to bring the basin.
Seeing this, Huangfu Hao couldn't hide, so he had to smile bitterly and wash his hands, front and back.
Cao Ang quickly imitated Huangfu Hao's movements and repeated them.
After entering the room, Cao Ang stuck out his buttocks and kowtowed to the portrait of Master Kong, then changed the direction of his buttocks and kowtowed again to Huangfu Hao.
After kowtowing three times, he took out the Toushi post from his arms and presented it with both hands.
Huangfu Hao smiled and took it in his hand, then took the six rites in the basket from Cao Hao.
Because it was not a formal apprenticeship, Huangfu Hao did not return the favor.
After taking the tea from Cao Ang's hand, he took a sip and put it down.
"Your grandfather insisted on giving you a cousin name, and today he fulfilled his wish."
"You are the eldest son of the Cao family. You should use the word "zi" to practice in front of my Dharma master. You are not convinced by the world."
"I think you are not a worldly person. You will definitely accomplish something when you grow up. You should strive to surpass the sages. So how about choosing the word Xiu, Cao Zixiu?"
Huangfu Hao turned around and looked at Cao Hao. Seeing that he was smiling and saying nothing, he stood up and helped Cao Ang up.
"Thank you Grandpa Huangfu for your love!"
Following Huangfu Hao's hand and standing up, Cao Ang suddenly realized, am I wrong?
Cao Zixiu?
Will you still be called this unlucky name in this life?
…
Cao Hao left, and Cao Ang was placed in the room next to Huangfu Hao.
I have to get up at five o'clock in the morning every day to practice swordsmanship with Huangfu Hao.
After practicing the sword, several strong soldiers will appear, and then they will carry Cao Ang away with a grin.
After training with the army, Cao Ang was taken back to Huangfu Hao's room again.
Two hours of study in the morning and two hours of study in the afternoon.
Assign homework and you must go to bed before eight o'clock in the evening.
I can’t finish my homework, so I will practice twice as much tomorrow!
A miserable month has begun!
"Sun Tzu said: Soldiers are important matters of the country, the place of life and death, and the way of survival. Zi Xiu, tell me your understanding of this sentence?"
The first lesson is Sun Tzu's Art of War.
This is also a masterpiece that Huangfu Hao has always regarded as a classic.
I heard from Cao Hao that after Cao Ang read Sun Tzu's Art of War several times, Huangfu Hao had the idea of testing his effectiveness.
Looking at Cao Ang lying tiredly on the table, Huangfu Hao smiled and said nothing.
"Grandpa Huangfu, my grandson taught us that fighting is a big deal. It's not like visiting a brothel. If you don't meet the girl you like this time, there will be another time. If you fight, you will die. If you die, you will no longer be able to go to the brothel to find a partner.
girl. It is related to the survival of the country..."
Cao Ang struggled to stand up, his bones almost falling apart after being tortured by the group of veterans...
"Then! Soldiers are deceitful. They show their inability to use it when they can, show their inability to use it when they can use it, show how far they are when they are close, and show how close they are when they are far. How to explain it?"
Huangfu Hao's cold voice came, but Cao Ang was still trying to adapt to the bones in his body that were about to fall apart, and did not raise his head to look at Huangfu Hao.
"Fighting is a matter of life and death. Don't be a bitch! If I am so powerful that no one can do it, I will just pretend! The weaker I pretend, the better. Even if I fight in the past, I will pretend to travel and go shopping. I think
To slap him on the left cheek, I have to give him two slaps on his right arm. If I want to blow his anus, I have to slap him on the right cheek. This is just... to make the enemy confused about the situation... right?"
Cao Ang continued to hold on, his arms were sore, and the stone pier was so heavy!
I am a ten-year-old child, and those old killers actually asked me to mention it fifty times!
unacceptable!
"Huchi...huchi..."
The sound of gasping came one after another on his head, and Cao Ang slowly raised his head.
Huangfu Hao's nostrils were opening and closing, his breathing was rapid, his face was flushed, and there were traces of sweat on his forehead.
The cane in his hand was trembling, and his eyes were fixed on Cao Ang's butt.
"Oops!"
"You're such a bastard! You're so unbecoming of a human being..."