Ye Qiu wished he could slap Changmei Zhenren in the face. It was disgusting to say such words!
The most speechless thing was that after hearing what Master Changmei said, Lin Daniao chuckled and said, "Taoist Master, how about we compete?"
The real person with long eyebrows curled his lips and said disdainfully: "There is no comparison between us, you are just a little toothpick."
Lin DaNiao was not happy anymore, "Taoist Master, you are looking down on people. Stop saying anything. Let's take off our pants and see the truth."
"Pindao is joking with you, there is no need for this." Master Changmei immediately changed the subject and asked: "Big Bird, why did your father give you such a name?"
"Don't mention it." Lin Daniao said: "I heard that when my mother gave birth to me, my father was cutting the eggs of a spiritual beast. It happened that the beast's thing was not small, and my father was not very educated, so he talked casually.
That’s why you gave me this name.”
It seems that this kid is not only a weirdo, but his father is also a weirdo.
Ye Qiu asked: "How long have you been away from home?"
Lin DaNiao said: "It's been more than a year."
Ye Qiu asked again: "Apart from today, have you ever healed people?"
Lin DaNiao looked proud: "Of course."
"tell me the story."
So Lin DaNiao came one by one.
"Last spring, I treated an old man who had a severe headache. I slapped him to knock him out. He was in a coma for three days. When he woke up, his head no longer hurt."
"Last May, a young man had a toothache and came to me for treatment. I thought of a way to pull out all his teeth. Sure enough, he never had a toothache again."
"Last August, I happened to meet a pretty widow on the road. She suffered from cold syndrome and felt cold at night. Then I held her and slept for half a month, and finally cured her cold syndrome, but she suffered from backache due to fatigue.
"
"Also last winter, I treated the daughter of a wealthy family. I used the wrong medicine and accidentally gave her a piece of Hehuisan. In order to save her, I sacrificed my life and had to have sex with her..."
It's so shameless to act like a good boy after you get a bargain!
"And the beginning of spring this year..."
Lin Dabao kept talking about his deeds of treating diseases and saving people, his eyes were full of joy and he looked quite proud.
"Okay, no need to say more."
Ye Qiu really couldn't listen any more and interrupted, saying, this is not a quack, he is clearly a complete scum!
If this were the secular world, Ye Qiu would slap Lin Daniao to death without hesitation.
Master Changmei said with admiration: "Big Bird, I didn't realize it, but you actually saved so many people, it's amazing!"
"Haha, it's not worth mentioning. It made the Taoist priest laugh." Lin Daniao said a few polite words, and then said with a proud face: "I have determined since I was a child to put life-saving and healing the wounded as my highest purpose as a human being. Although I have saved a lot of lives,
I have earned the reputation of being a miracle doctor, but I know that I must not be proud as a human being, and I will continue to save people..."
Still saving people?
I think you just want to continue harming people!
Ye Qiu said: "Big Bird, we have been traveling for a few days and are a little tired. You can go back to your room and rest. We are going to sleep too."
"Okay, I won't disturb you two anymore and take my leave." After Lin DaNiao finished speaking, he turned and left the room.
As soon as he left, Master Changmei laughed and said, "This damn fat guy is such a living treasure, he made me laugh so hard."
Ye Qiu sighed and said: "This fat man has a good heart, but his medical skills are really bad. If he continues like this, I don't know how many people will be killed by him."
Master Longmei lay down and said: "If it weren't for you today, this fat man would have died. If a good veterinarian doesn't do it and insists on treating this person, it's really crazy."
"Grandma, this bed is too hard and the quilt is not soft. I really miss the secular world."
"If we were in the secular world, we could ask two girls to massage our legs."
"Okay, let's go to bed early!" After Ye Qiu finished speaking, he lay down on the other bed.
The two of them were not asleep yet.
"Dong dong~"
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Master Changmei asked.
"It's me, Big Bird." Lin Big Bird's voice sounded outside, asking: "Are you asleep?"
"You haven't slept yet, do you have anything to do with us?" Master Changmei said, "Come in!"
Creak——
Lin DaNiao opened the door, walked in from the outside, and said with a smile: "You two, I have a surprise for you."
surprise?
Ye Qiu and Master Changmei exchanged a look, thinking, what is this fat man doing?
"What's the surprise?" Master Changmei asked.
"You'll know soon." Lin Daniao clapped his hands, and immediately, two masked women walked in from outside.
The two women were wearing long skirts, with slender waists and two long legs that were vaguely visible.
"You two, they belong to you tonight, enjoy it, I'm going out first." Lin Daniao said and left.
"Wait a minute." Ye Qiu glanced at the two women and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Brother, you are a man, don't you understand?" Lin Daniao smiled obscenely and said, "I invited these two women from Yihongyuan, the best hospital in the city.
They are proficient in playing and singing. Aren't you tired? I'll let them take care of you..."
Ye Qiu didn't wait for Lin Dabao to finish speaking, and said with a straight face: "We don't need them, take them away."
Lin DaNiao looked embarrassed: "Brother, I invited them here, but it cost a lot of money."
"Let them go." Ye Qiu said firmly.
"Little bastard, since this is Big Bird's intention, how about we just accept it?" After Master Longmei finished speaking, he said to the two women: "You two girls, please take off your veils!"
The two women coquettishly took off their veils. When they saw their faces, the long-browed man's expression changed drastically.
"Big Bird, these two girls are so beautiful that we can't enjoy them. You should keep them for yourself and enjoy them!"
The real person with long eyebrows almost vomited. One woman's face was full of pockmarks, and the other woman's nose was still flat.
Lin DaNiao said: "I asked the madam of Yihongyuan and she said that these two girls have the best skills. You should stop thinking about it."
"Don't think about it, let them serve you." Changmei Zhenren decisively refused.
"Okay then." Lin Daniao felt a little helpless and waved his hand, letting the two women go out first, and then asked: "Both of you, do you not like women but are you interested in men?"
"If that's the case, then I'll go to Yihongyuan again."
"The madam said they still have some strong young men there."
You only like men when you ride a horse.
Master Changmei suppressed his anger and said: "Big Bird, we appreciate your kindness. We are really too sleepy and want to sleep."
Lin DaNiao said: "Those two have a good rest... By the way, when I went to Yihongyuan first, I heard some news."
