Although he is disfigured, he will not see anyone he knows for at least three months.
And his name is not Lin Ke now.
"I have decided, my name is..."
Lin Ke thought of Chen Pingping and Chen An, so he said in a deep voice: "My name is Chen Ping'an!"
As he spoke, Lin Ke waved his hammer:
"I only have a hammer that can move mountains, break rivers, overturn seas, subjugate monsters, suppress demons, command gods, reach for stars, destroy cities, and open the sky!"
"I, Chen Ping'an, should be the king of this mountain!"
When King Kong next to him heard this, he suddenly felt a little strange.
The words are nice, but why do they feel weird?
So King Kong suggested: "Lin Ke, Brother Yu thinks that your words can be changed to "peaceful peace", and if the hammer is changed to a 'sword', a gentleman's weapon will have more character."
Lin Ke:?
"How do you know I'm not talking about Ping An?" Lin Ke was speechless.
He didn't speak English, it was like they were having a conversation inside.
"Otherwise, is it Ping'an?" King Kong smiled when he heard this: "Chen Ping'an?"
"Okay, that makes sense." Lin Ke shook his head boredly: "I'm talking about the saddle of the saddle."
"Yes, this will prevent others from thinking of Chen Pingping and Chen An. As for my name..." King Kong nodded, and then pointed to Lin Ke's hammer:
"The word 'Hao' on your Haotian hammer is quite expressive. The sun is above and the sky is below. It is closely related to my Golden Crow group."
As he spoke, King Kong muttered: "Besides, your hammer is made of stone. Stone and Hao are two very good words. If not, I would call it..."
Lin Ke was suddenly shocked when he heard this.
Then King Kong's voice fell: "Let me call you Shi Mo Zi, using a homophonic pronunciation and pretending to be a rat demon."
Stone rat?
6.
Or you three-legged golden crows know how to play.
Lin Ke nodded, then looked forward: "Stone Mouse, come with me to conquer the Hundred Thousand Mountains!"
In front of them, there were mountains.
Choose a place, become the king of the mountain, and then crazily conquer the monsters and beasts!
…
Shizuka has been very sad recently.
Because her two husbands fought again because of her.
“Bang!!”
The bodies of the two husbands collided violently, stirring up dust around them with great force.
At the same time, both husbands were furious and extremely angry.
"Stop fighting!"
Shizuka looked on and couldn't help but stop her.
Unexpectedly, when they saw Shizuka's delicate and white body, the desire for possession in their eyes burned again.
"Bang!!!"
Colliding again, the two husbands felt each other's strength and silently considered the possible outcome in the future.
"You...can't you all have me together!" Jingxiang said sadly: "I know I'm beautiful, but you can't lose your brotherhood because of me! Come on, let the three of us be together
Let’s live happily together!”
"Damn it! Shizuka is mine!" One of the husbands roared: "My Shizuka is so kind, get out of here!"
When the other husband saw this, he responded angrily: "Why do you monopolize Shizuka! Shizuka belongs to all of us, you scum! Dictator!"
Ever since, the two husbands fought together again.
When Shizuka saw this, she burst into tears. She cried so hard that she felt extremely aggrieved.
The two husbands immediately stopped fighting and quickly came to Shizuka's side.
The second husband slowly patted Shizuka's back: "I'm here, baby, I'm here, don't cry~"
At this moment, a very inappropriate voice came to mind.
"Look, Stone Mouse, there are three mudskippers as big as this on this mountain?!"
strip?!
Shizuka and her two husbands immediately raised their fins, widened their eyes and looked towards the source of the sound.
Then the next moment, the two mudskippers were stunned.
So...what a beautiful beauty!
At this time, in the eyes of Husband 1 and Husband 2, an extremely beautiful lady mudskipper who had already transformed was walking towards them.
This lady mudskipper has a fair and delicate body, covered in a layer of mud similar to their own body, and also has a pair of bright big eyes...
Especially that mouth!
The Holy Emperor of the human race is here!
They both swore they had never seen such full, plump, red and fat lips.
Oops, I'm excited!
"Uh-huh!!!"
In an instant, the two mudskipper monsters transformed into two muscular men with mud flowing on their bodies, and then they quickly galloped to the beauty's side.
"Beautiful lady, please be my mating partner."
then……
Lin Ke was confused.
He looked around and pointed at himself: "You mean me?"
"Yes, beautiful lady, oh~ it's too bad, my heart has fallen." A strong man nodded, and then looked at Lin Ke affectionately.
And the other one didn't show any weakness: "My dear lady, may I kiss your dazzling lips?"
I go?
What's going on with these two monsters?
Lin Ke was speechless.
The bodies of these two mudskippers are more than two meters long. When transformed into human form, they look ugly, as if they were like running dogs.
Especially the lips of these two people, which have a particularly obvious big sausage mouth.
But the key point is, why do you say so many incomprehensible poems to him?
Those poems are fucking inappropriate for this era, hey!
Before he could complain, one of the strong men had already kissed Lin Ke's lips that were swollen from the snake's venom just now.
Lin Ke was already upset, so he immediately raised his hammer and struck it: "How dare two second-level little demons forcefully kiss this young man?!"
The method of chopping firewood!
For a moment, Lin Ke's hammer flashed an afterimage.
Although the two second-level monsters were in estrus at this time, they were not stupid people.
"Wow——"
The two bodies retreated crazily and teleported a hundred meters.
"Forty-six times a second?!" Husband 1 opened his mouth and said in surprise: "The strength of the third realm? She has hidden her cultivation?"
Husband 2 also had a similar look: "No! Sixty-one times a second!"
"Ninety-eight times, you guys..." Lin Ke looked indifferent at this time, trying to pretend to be a master and scare these two people away.
But then I thought of my swollen lips, and I felt discouraged. I was too lazy to speak classical Chinese: "You guys should get out of here, I want this mountain island."
However, at this moment, a figure appeared behind the two strong men.
"boom……"
"boom……"
"boom……"
A sumo wrestler appeared in front of Lin Ke.
"You...your surname is Pan too??" When Lin Ke saw this person, he immediately thought of Pan Xiaowu and Pan Jinlian.
What's more, the woman in front of me is even more terrifying!
"So... so handsome..." The woman's body was covered with waves as she walked, with mud and juice dripping down her body. Her plump lips opened and she spat out a few words: