Chapter 1002: When happiness comes, you have to catch it!
When I think of Fang Jun doing some weird things to his underwear...
Princess Changle had goosebumps all over her body and she wanted to rush to the side hall to drive Fang Jun away.
"Suddenly I feel so hungry, Sizi Xiaoyao, let's go find some food, okay?"
Princess Changle suppressed the strangeness in her heart and coaxed the two little sisters with a forced smile, hoping to coax them both away and leave this place. As for whether Fang Jun in the side hall would do anything obscene, she was currently considering it.
Incredible.
"Okay, okay, my sister and Xiaoyao are also very hungry! Sister Changle, let me tell you, when my brother-in-law comes back later, let him cook something delicious for us. The food he makes is delicious, even better than in the palace.
The royal chefs are all good!”
Princess Jinyang said happily, her eyes sparkling.
Fang Jun's delicious food has long conquered her stomach...
The devil wants to eat what he makes!
Princess Changle cursed angrily in her heart, but with a smile on her pretty face, she looked particularly gentle and pleasant: "Really? That's a blessing, let's go quickly?"
Then he grabbed his two younger sisters and quickly walked out the door.
"Hey, sister, you haven't changed your clothes yet..."
Princess Gaoyang reminded her.
This hot spring is blocked by a high wall, so it is protected from the north wind, and with the mountain facing the sun behind it, it is not cold. Moreover, the corridors connecting the hot springs in various houses are inlaid with glass, just like a greenhouse, so even if you only wear single clothes, you will not feel cold.
.
But it's not good to just wear a middle coat like this.
Princess Changle has always been strict in etiquette, gentle and dignified and never rude in front of others. This kind of attire may not be a hindrance to others, but it will basically not appear on Princess Changle...
"Ah? Oh, no, I'm feeling a little hot. This is nice and cool. Anyway, there's no valet here. I'll change it later."
Princess Changle could only say.
She wanted to change her clothes, but she couldn't. All her clothes were in the side hall...
"Oh..." Princess Gao Yang responded and dared to go out behind Princess Chang Le, but she always felt something was wrong in her heart.
A group of people walked out of the soup pool, with the Wu sisters walking at the end.
Wu Meiniang secretly winked at Wu Shunniang. Wu Shunniang's charming childlike face smiled mischievously, nodded, and slowed down her pace.
Wu Meiniang is a sweetheart with seven orifices, and her sister Wu Shunniang is not bad either.
When their highnesses walked around the corridor in front, Wu Shunniang stopped and turned back to Tangquan.
There is no one in the room anymore, the clear spring water in the hot spring is exuding warmth, and a light mist is lingering.
Wu Shunniang frowned and looked around, then walked quietly to the side hall...
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Fang Jun covered his balls, twisted with strange devilish steps, "rubbed and rubbed" into the side hall, and fell down on the kang.
He took a breath, put his hand into his crotch and touched it. He found that both balls were intact, and he breathed a sigh of relief. Maybe he was pushed hard when he was erecting. It hurt, but it didn't hurt.
Produce substantial irremediable damage.
I rubbed it and felt a little better...
But in my heart, I was surprised that the seemingly delicate and serious Princess Changle could actually use such a destructive trick. It was really difficult to guard against it.
There were chattering sounds outside, and Fang Jun was also afraid of being discovered. His Majesty Li Er might personally kill himself, the "scumbag" who "tainted" his precious eldest daughter...
There is a faint aroma coming from the nose, which seems familiar.
Fang Jun sniffed carefully with his nose raised. It was as elegant and fresh as orchid and musk, just like the body fragrance on Princess Changle just now. It made people feel refreshed and imagined. When he turned his head, he saw a light
A blue ladies' palace dress hangs on a hanger nearby.
And not far from his head, there was a set of middle coats placed randomly, and even a moon-white bellyband. The faint fragrance came from this.
"Could this be..."
Fang Jun's eyes widened, guessing a possibility, and then swallowed.
He stretched out his hand, wanting to pick it up and appreciate it carefully, but then he forced himself to take his hand back.
Yi Geren’s underwear...
Isn’t this so fucking filthy?
You absolutely cannot do this kind of thing, it’s too low!
But... there's no one here anyway, we're just taking a sneak peek, and no one else will know, so it doesn't matter, right? After all, this is the royal princess's underwear. If the archaeologists of later generations get such a piece, they won't be able to catch their eyes.
Brave the green light and then use a magnifying glass to carefully observe minute by minute, frame by frame?
Will anyone say they are dirty?
Definitely not possible. I am an archaeologist, studying great cultural relics and the underwear style of the Tang royal family, and inferring the clothing culture of royal princesses a thousand years ago. This is a noble and rigorous academic behavior.
It can enhance the core competitiveness of a socialist country and cultivate the people's national pride...
right!
We should treat this underwear with a scientific and rigorous attitude, observe it closely, see its material, craftsmanship, and style, and then write an article to record it in detail, so that archaeologists in later generations can
There is no need to excavate grave after grave in the name of archaeology...
Fang Jun's eyes widened, and there was a war between heaven and man in his heart, repeatedly fighting between noble and dirty. There was a lotus made of silver threads on the clothes that were wrinkled and wronged, which seemed to be laughing at his hesitation.
Decide.
finally……
"ah!"
An exclamation sounded in Fang Jun's ears.
Fang Jun was almost scared to death and blurted out: "I didn't move!"
Turning his head, he met Wu Shunniang's eyes as she opened the door.
Wu Shunniang's eyes first met Fang Jun's, and then turned to Fang Jun's hand. Fang Jun also came back to his senses. Although he didn't understand why Wu Shunniang left and came back, when his eyes followed Wu Shunniang's gaze and looked down,
Only then did he realize that his hand was only 0.01 centimeters away from the delicate clothes embroidered with lotus flowers...
Well, in fact, it's not just 0.01 centimeters, there are always two or three inches.
But the problem is that there is always no doubt in which direction the hand is heading.
Wu Shunniang blushed, glanced at Fang Jun secretly, and lowered her head.
Fang Jun was so embarrassed that he tugged at the corner of his mouth, moved his hand back without leaving a trace, coughed dryly, and explained: "This... that... that... is not what you think."
Wu Shunniang remained silent.
Fang Jun was a little anxious. This was a matter of his own character. Even if it was the truth, he had to quibble.
"Actually, I just think it's pretty. Well, I want to see it. It's really nothing..."
"oh……"
Wu Shunniang lowered her head and responded, feeling at a loss.
Fang Jun is embarrassed, she is more embarrassed than Fang Jun!
First, Princess Changle insisted on bathing in the hot spring alone, and then this guy appeared here. What else is there to understand? I just never expected that such a delicate and dignified person as Princess Changle would be taken over by this bastard.
…
Fang Jun was about to collapse and said with a wry smile: "You really misunderstood..."
He explained the misunderstanding that had just occurred in detail, leaving nothing out.
"Is that so?"
Wu Shunniang believed it. She felt that there was no need for Fang Jun to lie to her.
What does it mean for a grown man to have three wives and four concubines? Wasn't he also stolen by this guy... Besides, Princess Changle had already divorced, and she didn't feel guilty about destroying other people's families, so it really wasn't a big deal.
His eyes that were rippling like water secretly glanced at Fang Jun's "injury", bit his lip, and asked shyly: "Um... is there a problem? If you feel something is wrong, you should still see the doctor.
Those who take a look should not hide their illnesses and avoid medical treatment."
This is my sister Wu Meiniang's "lifeblood", so I can't be careless at all, otherwise my sister's "happiness" in her life will be ruined.
Besides, this thing feels really good to use...
She was a widow, and she was unbearably lonely without being exposed. There were countless men out there who coveted her, but few of them could make her proud and willing to give her all and let them take whatever they asked for.
Since she doesn't want to remarry and can't go out to steal a man, how can she endure this deep-seated loneliness? She is a pretty young woman who can produce water with just a pinch. She has a long life ahead of her! Only this guy in front of me, if he can get wet from time to time,
Satisfy your cravings...
Fang Jun looked at Wu Shunniang's charming face and plump figure, and the startling glance when he faced Princess Changle reappeared in his mind. He swallowed hard and whispered: "It won't be a big deal, so what?"
, if someone can rub it, it will probably heal faster..."
Wu Shunniang's face was red, she glanced at Fang Jun shyly, bit her red lips and walked up to Fang Jun. She was shy, but not shy at all. She was here, she had tasted the joyful beauty of spring night, and also tasted the loneliness of spring boudoir.
Desolate and understands the essence of "carpe diem".
A pair of jade hands untied Fang Jun's belt, and happiness appeared in front of his eyes. He had to hold on tightly...