Chapter 705: Evening talk between husband and wife
Reason with Chu Yanfu?
Everyone present looked strange. What is the structure of Fang Er’s brain?
I really don’t know how to write the word “death”...
Fang Jun ignored everyone's weird expressions and started spitting Mo Xingzi at Chu Yanfu: "A dignified man, hiding seven feet high, should have the courage to look down on the world. Just talking and playing nice is just a silver wax gun."
You can still regard it as an honor even if you don't have the strength to tie a chicken. You are completely ignorant. You said that you have read a lot of poetry and books, but do you know the six skills of a gentleman mentioned by Confucius?"
Chu Yanfu's face turned red from being sprayed, and he was so embarrassed and angry that he was dying of shame!
A Bangchui actually discusses poetry, literature, and classics with himself, treating himself as an ignorant and ignorant playboy?
This is simply naked contempt, even more unacceptable to him than calling him "Deng Gongzi"!
Suddenly he said angrily: "How do you not know? To raise a country's son with Taoism is to teach the six arts, which are etiquette, music, archery, charioteering, calligraphy, and mathematics."
When a certain person was ten years old, he could recite the entire "Zhou Rites" by heart. How can this be compared to a certain person?
hehe……
Princess Gao Yang also rolled her eyes, this Fang Jun is really a fool...
Chu Yanfu is recognized as a child prodigy, and he is very familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics. If you ask this question, aren't you being insulted?
Too bad I thought there was something good to watch...
Fang Jun laughed, as if he didn't know that he was committing suicide in the field that Chu Yanfu was best at, and said: "In that case, I will compare the six skills of a gentleman with you, and become a young master..."
Chu Yanfu was furious: "My surname is not Deng, my surname is Chu, but my father is..."
He wanted to show off his father's brand name, so that at least Fang Jun would be put on the defensive and would not be violent at every turn, but he didn't know that this was what Fang Jun didn't like to hear the most?
"My father is XX" is simply the classical Chinese version of "My father is XX". In later generations, it would be something only the most unqualified prodigal would say. Who would have the nerve to say this to a playboy with a little bit of proficiency?
Fang Jun rudely interrupted Chu Yanfu's "fighting for his father" behavior: "I don't care whether your father's surname is Deng or Chu, whoever you love..."
It almost made Chu Yanfu angry to death!
But he finally learned from Fang Jun's bastard, gritted his molar teeth and endured it, and said one by one: "Are you going to compete with someone in six arts?"
"That's right! To be honest, I hate you very much! Then defeat you in the field you are best at. This is called convincing people with virtue, and it will give you a greater sense of accomplishment!"
Fang Jun was not ashamed to speak loudly.
Chu Yanfu felt that his blood vessels were in danger of bursting. What the second roommate said was really irritating...
Holding back the anger boiling in his chest, Chu Yanfu nodded: "Okay, just ask Brother Fang to come up with the question, and Chu will follow!"
Fang Jun said in astonishment: "Your surname is Chu? Isn't your surname Deng?"
Chu Yanfu was so angry that his mouth was full of smoke, and he shouted: "This is Chu Yanfu of Chang'an. I won't change my name when I'm walking, and I won't change my surname when I sit down!"
Fang Jun clicked his tongue and marveled: "Your father's surname is Deng, but your surname is Chu, tsk tsk, so that's it..." He looked like he suddenly understood.
I see?
Not biologically...
Princess Gaoyang was already out of breath from laughing, her face was red and her flowers were blooming.
The second roommate is really a stick, is he trying to make Chu Yanfu angry to death?
Mr. Li Zhi was sitting upright, trying hard to maintain royal dignity, but his flushed face and tightly clasped hands under the table showed that this boy was enduring a lot of hardship...
Chu Yanfu finally understood that this guy was deliberately angry with himself. The angrier he was, the prouder he became.
Take a deep breath and try to suppress your emotions.
Don't go into these useless fights with this stick, as long as you work up your energy and completely defeat this guy on the Four Books and Five Classics, that will be enough!
The wretched scribe next to him coughed dryly and said with a smile: "In that case, how about letting someone make the judgment?"
Fang Jun looked at this man. The more he looked at this honor, the more disgusted he became. He asked disdainfully: "Who are you?"
Uncle Cen Wen hurriedly advised in a low voice: "Erlang, please don't be rude. This is for Xu Jingzong."
Fang Jun was slightly startled. Is this guy still a celebrity?
But this guy doesn’t have a good reputation...
Xu Jingzong heard Fang Jun's contemptuous words, but he was not annoyed. He still smiled broadly and said, "This is Xu Jingzong, who also worked with Fang Xiang back then."
This is not a lie.
The Palace of the Prince of Qin was the palace where His Majesty Li Er, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, lived before he ascended the throne. Long before His Majesty Li Er ascended the throne, there were eighteen people following him, who were called the "Eighteen Scholars of the Prince of Qin's Palace".
Fang Jun's father Fang Xuanling and Xu Jingzong are one of them.
There is also Chu Yanfu’s grandfather Chu Liang, who is Chu Suiliang’s father.
So in terms of seniority, Chu Yanfu is one generation shorter than Fang Jun...
But Fang Jun had no respect for Xu Jingzong. He snorted and said, "It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it is your fault that you are so ugly and disgusting..."
Everyone was stunned.
These words are too poisonous...
Princess Gao Yang blinked her big, watery eyes, and suddenly felt that Fang Jun was very capable. At least what he said made sense...
Jin Wang Li Zhi finally could not maintain his "royal majesty". He lowered his head and bit his lips while laughing so hard that his shoulders twitched...
Xu Jingzong felt that everyone's eyes were focused on his face, and he was furious in his heart, but he was worthy of seeing the wind and waves, and his self-cultivation and city were far beyond what Chu Yanfu could compare with.
The ninja was angry at the moment, but still had a smile on his face: "It is said that Erlang of the Fang family is ignorant and has no skills, and he cannot be carved out of rotten wood. Today, someone knows that Erlang is really smart. If he hadn't seen through the world and looked down at the world of mortals, how could he have spoken so profoundly?
Philosophical words? It turns out that being famous is not as good as meeting someone."
Fang Jun narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling suddenly wary.
This person's self-cultivation is too good, his city is too deep, and most importantly, this person is too thick-skinned...
Being ridiculed by a junior like him in front of his face, he was still able to talk and laugh, but his smile was hidden behind a knife!
What does it mean to see through world affairs and be deeply philosophical?
Doesn't it mean that Fang Jun's previous mischief was all based on his reputation as a "stick", "strengthening goods", and "coward", but in fact he had a clear heart and a heart that could be punished?
If nothing else, why can His Majesty Li Er tolerate his nonsense again and again?
Fang Xuanling's face is one of them, but the most important thing is because His Majesty Li Er believes that Fang Jun is essentially a "coward". Who would compete with a "second fool"?
But what if all of this was deliberately pretended by Fang Jun to show to others?
His heart can be killed!
Fang Jun cursed secretly in his heart, this ugly monster is simply a poisonous snake, it is so sinister...
However, it was not for nothing, and he immediately handed over his hand to apologize: "It turns out that it was Uncle Xu Shi in person. Please forgive my nephew for not knowing... But it's true, Uncle Xu, your father-in-law has been a colleague for many years. It can be said that you have a feeling of adversity and never go against it."
"Come on, why do you never visit me so that my nephew can listen to the teachings... Could it be that my father has offended me in some way? If so, my nephew is here to apologize to Uncle Shi on behalf of my father..."
If it compares to the thickness of his face, Fang Jun is definitely not bad.
In later generations, he rose to prominence in the officialdom. In addition to his own ability, his thickness of skin also played an important role.
Xu Jingzong's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and now he really looked at Fang Jun with admiration.
He quickly said: "The prime minister is my senior. When we got along with each other in the past, I really benefited a lot. It's too late to thank me. How can I have the slightest bit of resentment? Erlang is worrying too much."
Are you kidding? He dares to say that Fang Xuanling has offended him?
Even if there was, he wouldn't dare to admit it.
Although they are both eighteen bachelors in the Prince of Qin's palace, there are differences between them, as well as their closeness and relative importance. How does he, Xu Jingzong, who ranks last, compare with Fang Xuanling?
If this word spreads out, will you continue to mess around?
Fang Jun was young but full of bad ideas. If he hadn't woken up enough and was a little more vague, he would have tricked him.