You ask me about such a technical thing as giving birth?
Fang Jun said depressedly: "Dugu Prince Consort, it's not because I'm hiding my clumsiness. Every single person in this house has a son or daughter around him and his children are prosperous. Until now, I've only just heard the good news. Did you ask the wrong person? Now, you
Take a look at this Xiao Prince Consort, he is a dragon and a tiger with astonishing fighting prowess, and all the men in his family are strong, from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shiyilang... this is an expert!"
Princess Xiangcheng's consort Xiao Rui's fair cheeks were red. She didn't know whether Fang Jun was praising or hurting others, but she could only cry and laugh and kept silent.
Dugu Mou was a straightforward warrior and did not have so many twists and turns. Because he once begged Princess Changle to explain something, he was very close to Fang Jun, so he said bluntly: "This is different. Xiao Prince Consort and Princess Xiangcheng
I was thirteen years old when I got married, and the following year I gave birth to Lin'er, which shows that I am in good health. However, Erlang and I have not had any news for more than a year after we got married, and we only got married much later. This shows that we are two more than one.
There is something wrong with the young man, tell me, you have a lot of connections, do you have any secrets for seeking a child?"
Fang Jun's eyes widened and he said angrily: "You are the only one with the problem, your whole family is with the problem! A certain Fang Er, who is strong and hardened over time, is there something wrong with him?"
I was almost pissed off by this guy!
So you really thought there was something wrong with me, so you sought medical advice and took medicine to regain your manhood?
Dugu Mou said awkwardly: "Don't blame Erlang, don't blame Erlang. Brother, didn't I also remember that I lost my head..."
How can you get angry with such a brainless guy and make yourself angry to death?
Fang Jun said angrily: "There is no secret recipe, but there is a suggestion. Eat one tiger whip and three liters of deer blood every day, practice all the time, fight every night, the total energy will change qualitatively, and all your wishes will come true."
"puff!"
"Hahaha……"
Xiao Rui, Dou Kui, Tang Yoshi, Shi Renbiao, Du He and others burst into laughter.
Dugu looked like blood when he met, and said angrily: "Fart! If someone is like that, wouldn't he become a beast?"
Fang Jun spread his hands and said helplessly: "So, animals are giving birth to litters one after another. Brother Dugu, you have to work hard."
Dugumou was speechless and regretful in his heart. Why did he ask such a question like this stick?
Xiao Rui on the side laughed so hard at first, but then he started smacking his lips. Why was there something wrong with his words? First, he said that his son Changlong was ranked from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shiyilang, and then he said that beasts gave birth to cubs.
Nest after nest...
Isn't this little bastard just calling me a beast in a roundabout way?
I wanted to fall out, but seeing Fang Jun's calm face, he seemed to want to just talk nonsense. If he stood up and accused him, wouldn't he be looking for blame on himself?
No one said anything about you, it was you who had to press it on your own head...
Xiao Rui was so depressed that he couldn't bear it or said it. His face turned red from suppressing it and he didn't know what to do.
When Fang Jun turned around, he saw Xiao Rui's expression was different and asked in surprise: "What's wrong with Xiao Rui? Is he feeling unwell?"
Xiao Rui opened his mouth and said depressedly: "This...it's okay, it's just that the room is a little hot."
Come on, just bear with it and just pretend that you just heard shit...
Although this side hall is not far from Taiji Palace, most of the maids and chambermaids in the hall have been transferred away. Several princes have been sitting here for a long time, but no maid has come to bring tea or water.
From arriving at the Tai Chi Hall early in the morning to prepare for various matters, to arriving at Wang's mansion to welcome the bride, up to this moment I was still hungry and thirsty.
Tang Yoshi complained: "This tossing and tossing of red tape is just tormenting people. We can still rest. In this cold weather, King Jin's small body may have to be tormented to cause trouble."
Shi Renbiao also said: "Although it's not the case? There is not even a maid, just give me hot water to drink! How can I attend a wedding? I'm almost ready to be tortured..."
This is obviously a thoughtless statement. Your Highness the Prince's marriage ceremony will become a torture when it comes to you?
Everyone remained silent and no one responded.
Shi Renbiao also realized the slip of his tongue and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, slip of the tongue, you're so hungry and confused..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard the sound of soft footsteps at the door of the palace.
Then, two little maids with beautiful faces, aged eleven or twelve, walked in from the entrance of the palace. They first looked around the palace. When they saw Fang Jun, their eyes visibly lit up. One of them had only a few noses.
The little freckled maid smiled and said: "So the prince-in-law is here. We have been looking for you for a long time!"
The other one was more steady. When he saw a group of princes-in-law sitting in the palace, he quickly took the freckled maid and saluted them all.
Tang Yoshi's sharp eyes saw the soup cans and food boxes in the hands of the maid, and he smiled and said: "I was so noisy just now that I was thirsty and hungry. It turns out that there are still some maids who are discerning. Bring the food quickly. I'll starve to death."
Me!"
The two maids' smiles froze and they looked at each other. The freckled girl was confused: "Tang's Prince Consort, our Highness personally prepared this for the Prince's Prince Consort..."
Tang Yoshi was stunned.
The two maids lowered their heads, walked slowly to Fang Jun, and then put on sweet smiles. The freckled maid placed the soup can in front of Fang Jun on the table in front of Fang Jun, opened the lid, and a puff of
The rich aroma wafts out with the light heat.
"Fang Consort, this is the wolfberry black chicken soup that His Highness ordered your slave to cook for you. It has been cooked since the morning when you set off to welcome the bride. The heat is just right. It will warm the stomach, remove cold, and nourish the spleen and kidneys."
Another maid also put the food box on the table and said with a smile: "These are some pastries made by His Highness himself. Your Highness knows that the Prince Consort must be short of water and rice, so he specially asked the slave sisters to bring them to you to cushion your stomach."
Fang Jun felt warm in his heart.
Naturally, he knew these two little maids, they were Princess Jinyang's personal maids.
But he didn't know the other consorts, so Dugumou asked: "Which His Highness's maid are you?"
The steady maid then gathered her skirts and bowed, saying: "To return to Dugu Prince Consort, we are the maids of Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang."
Fang Jun ignored the others, reached out and picked up a piece of mille-feuille cake, put it into his mouth and chewed it, then took a sip of the fragrant chicken soup from the soup can and sighed happily.
My brother-in-law’s love for Sizi is not in vain!
It’s better to be a sister-in-law. A sister-in-law is my brother-in-law’s caring little cotton-padded jacket...
He thinks so, but it doesn't mean others think so too!
The other princes-in-law swallowed their saliva with resentful expressions on their faces.
They are both brothers-in-law, so why is there such a big gap?
The sister-in-law favors one over the other, which is like stabbing a knife into the hearts of the brothers-in-law...
According to common etiquette, Fang Jun should contribute food and chicken soup at this moment. How can one be happy alone as well as everyone. But when he thought of leaving Tai Chi Palace in the morning, Sizi thought about cooking chicken soup for himself.
Pastries, this fresh and thick chicken soup, and delicious pastries all contain a piece of Si Zi’s heart. How could Fang Jun be willing to share them with others?
Just play dumb and enjoy yourself.
"Bah, bah, bah"
"Suck, suck, suck"
Fang Jun ate fiercely, and the other princes-in-law stared with greed, and cursed in their hearts: Don't you have the spirit of dedication at all? You are eating and drinking over there, and we are here with diarrhea.
Gu Gu Ming, do you think this is really good?
Fang Juncai is too lazy to think about it. Do you want to eat? Want to drink? OK, let your sister-in-law give it to you!
He had a big appetite, and he ate up a plate of pastries and a can of chicken soup while snoring. He wiped his mouth comfortably and said with satisfaction: "Go back and tell your highness that this pastry-making skill has improved again and deserves praise!"
The freckled maid smiled sweetly and said: "Your Highness will be extremely happy after hearing this!"
The two maids cleaned up the mess, took the food boxes and soup cans and left.
The atmosphere in the store is getting weirder...
Several princes-in-law were angry and jealous at the same time. Tang Yizhi sighed, touched his belly, stood up and said lonelyly: "I'm going out for a walk, I think the banquet is about to start, right? But Erlang, you are full of wine and food, I'm afraid you won't be able to
Fuxiao accepted it..."
After saying that, he got up and walked out.
He doesn’t want to stay with Fang Jun any longer. He is older than me, has a higher title than me, and now even my sister-in-law treats you better than me. This is so frustrating! Out of sight, out of mind, we
Is it okay to go out and drink in the cold weather?
Several princes-in-law stood up together and said: "Let's go together, let's go together."
The steps were hurried, leaving Fang Jun stretched out his limbs with a contented look on his face, and burped...