Chapter 1088: Call me daddy in front of your daddy
Punishing a doctor is not enough, this sentence is not just rhetoric.
In the laws of the past dynasties, there are all kinds of care and various privileges for the "officials". For example, for the nobles at the level of founding county magistrates, as long as they have not committed the "crime of treason"
, you cannot wear shackles or shackles.
Fang Jun is now "surrendering himself", and of course he cannot wear a torture device.
Not only could he not wear torture instruments, Liu Xuanyi had to place him in the best cell. After asking Fang Jun that he had not had time to have dinner, he specially ordered a high-quality banquet from Songhe Tower and sent it to him...
On the other hand, someone was sent to report to his immediate superior, Sun Fuga, Qing of Dali Temple, asking him to come back quickly to handle Fang Jun's "surrender" case.
He is just a young minister and has no authority to handle cases of this level.
The jailer naturally knew Fang Jun's reputation. The deeds of this most brilliant marquis consort in the Tang Dynasty had long been spread throughout the world, and his "clean nature" was even more impressive. Seeing Fang Jun "settled" in his prison, several people
The jailer himself spontaneously kept the prison spotless from top to bottom. The bedding was replaced with new ones inside and out. Even the pile of straw in the corner was made from the best paddy fields in the imperial village this year.
The rice straw is neat and smooth.
It can be called the highest level "five-star" prison in the Tang Dynasty...
It's impossible not to do this, let alone Fang Jun's reputation throughout the Tang Dynasty. After being imprisoned, a whole table of fine wines were served, and Shaoqing personally accompanied him. Who would dare to neglect such a person in the slightest?
Seeing that the jailer was as diligent as a waiter in a restaurant, Fang Jun nodded with satisfaction, forced Liu Xuanyi to sit down, poured a glass of wine, and praised: "I heard a description of the prison before, and I thought it was
It was an exaggeration, but now it seems that it is absolutely true."
Liu Xuanyi asked curiously: "What description?"
Fang Jun picked up a chopstick, tapped the plate with a crisp sound, and chanted in a manly voice: "As soon as I entered the cell, my heart skipped a beat. Two days later, we were talking and laughing. Three prison meals were delivered on time. Surrounded by walls.
, plus sentry posts. People from all over the world came to report. Get up at 10:00 and go to bed at 10:00. Seven days of wine and meat, less than two taels. I see these eight characters every day. I have been on the battlefield for a long time, and I can't shed tears. If it really doesn't work, I will behead him..."
"puff!"
"puff!"
The two jailers serving wine and food at the table burst out laughing.
Liu Xuanyi had a dark look on his face...
What is all this mess?
Counting from one to ten, have you organized this prison?
Although I was dissatisfied in my heart, I had to admit that this Bang Chui was really talented.
but……
"I dare to ask Erlang, Brother Yu understands everything from one to ten, but I don't know what these eight characters refer to?" Liu Xuanyi asked.
Fang Jun chuckled and said, "Bring a pen and paper!"
Liu Xuanyi was speechless. Are you going to splash out your ink or something?
The two jailers stood there and did not dare to move. They both looked at Liu Xuanyi, waiting for him to make up his mind.
How could Liu Xuanyi be willing to provoke Fang Jun?
I thought that anyway, given Fang Jun's status in His Majesty's eyes, he would be released without charge just for a formality in Dali Temple, so why not give him a favor?
He waved to the jailer to get pen and paper.
A jailer left happily and quickly, and after a while he brought the four treasures of the scribe's study. He also ordered someone to bring a small square table and placed it in the middle of the cell.
This is Fang Jun, a talented man from Chang'an!
What an honor it is to be able to see this man of "extreme talent" writing his brush and ink?
Fang Jun didn't show any pretense. He stood up and left the table, dipped the tip of his pen in ink, and wrote on the plain white rice paper spread on the table!
"Leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist?"
Liu Xuanyi's eyes widened, full of disappointment.
I thought it was such a wonderful thing that someone accidentally came up with a perfect sentence that was completely natural. Just these two sentences, even my concierge Ergouzi can say them...
But when I think about it carefully, I realize that although the words are simple, the truth is to the point!
In all the process of hearing cases throughout the ages, isn't this what it means to put it plainly that the trial officials have followed consistent methods?
Just as Liu Xuanyi was about to speak, he heard an old voice behind him shout: "Good words, good sentences!"
Liu Xuanyi was so frightened that he trembled!
He immediately turned around and said angrily: "Who is making a noise for no reason? This is an important place in the prison, you guys... Oops, what... why are you here, old man?"
Halfway through his words of rebuke, he immediately changed his tone, and his whole person changed from an angry and bossy attitude to a submissive one...
Wei Zheng was supported by Wei Shuyu and walked into the cell tremblingly.
The cloudy old eyes first glanced at the handwriting on the table, then looked at Fang Jun, nodded and praised: "I have watched countless people in my life, and I can tell a person's character at a glance. I have never made any mistakes for decades. But this is the only one. But I missed it when it came to you."
Fang Jun said in surprise: "Really? Oh, my nephew is really flattered to be praised by Duke Zheng. I wonder if Duke Zheng wants to betroth the daughter of the family to my nephew as his concubine?"
Wei Zheng was stunned: "What did you say?"
Fang Jun was surprised and said: "Is it not that I am a concubine, but that I am a wife? This is absolutely impossible. Although my nephew cannot be called a gentleman, I have to say that you are going too far! It is said that if you are poor and rich, you will not divorce your wife. , My nephew has only made some achievements, how can he do such a shameful thing? You will never mention this matter again, my nephew will never agree to it! "
Wei Zheng almost fell down in anger!
When will I betroth my daughter to you?
Wei Shuyu on the side had already blushed with anger and shouted angrily: "Fang Jun, you are so shameless! How can a person like you, who is wanton, arrogant, domineering, ignorant and unskilled, be worthy of my daughter?"
Fang Jun rolled his eyes: "Come on, come on, you say I am uneducated and incompetent? Just write these eight words for me. If you write better than me, I will kowtow to you; if you write not as well as me, you call me dad!"
Different from most people's impressions, the word "father" originated very early. It was written in the "Guangya" chapter of "Guangya" during the Taihe reign of Emperor Wei Ming of the Three Kingdoms. It already says: "Dad, father is also." In Jin Yong's martial arts In novels, it can also be seen that fathers are often called "dad" instead of "daddy", such as Yang Guo. That is because the word did exist before the Song Dynasty. Now the public refers to "daddy" and "mother" The impression of ancient names mainly comes from movies, TV series, etc., and I only know a little about it, so I don’t know what is wrong...
Wei Shuyu's face turned red instantly, as if he was dripping blood!
My dad is right here, you want me to call you dad?!
But he could only stare angrily, not daring to fight.
Calling Fang Jun "ignorant and ignorant" is a repertoire of the dandies in Guanzhong. Because the former Fang Jun really deserved this title, every time he was insulted by this word, Fang Jun would scream in anger.
But once upon a time, Fang Jun had already become the first-class master of poetry in the Tang Dynasty, but the dandies often said the words "neither learned nor skilled", but after saying it, they became themselves in embarrassment...
If this kind of literary talent is "ignorant and incompetent", will it allow other scholars to survive?
Liu Xuanyi and the jailer on one side almost looked down on Fang Jun...
Looking around the world, who dares to ask his son to call him daddy in front of Wei Zheng?
Fangjiro is indeed a great hammer, very powerful...
Wei Zheng laughed angrily.
This bastard is clearly humiliating his own son in retaliation for his old grudge against him for impeaching him in front of His Majesty!
What a vindictive little bastard...
Patting Wei Shuyu on the shoulder, he stopped his son from staring boredly like a cockfighter. Wei Zhengshiran sat down at the table, poured himself a glass of wine, drank it all, and coughed violently.
Wei Shuyu ignored Fang Jun and quickly stood behind his father and patted his back gently to comfort his father.
Fang Jun sat opposite Wei Zheng and sneered: "Why, Duke Zheng is here to see my current miserable situation, so that he can add insult to injury and take pleasure in his misfortune?"
Liu Xuanyi was sweating while listening.
What a great Fang Erlang, how many people in the world dare to talk to Wei Zheng like this?
I'm afraid His Majesty will be frightened when he sees Wei Zheng...
Wei Zheng took a breath, stroked his beard, smiled, and said with emotion: "I'm not going to die very long. Before I die, I can see officials in the court standing up for the people and fighting with such behemoths as the aristocratic family members with open swords and guns." This scene is really a great comfort to me! Well done, Fang Erlang!"
As he said that, Wei Zheng raised his thumb, his eyes filled with approval!
It is a kind of gratification to have successors, and the brilliance of being better than others!
Fang Jun was depressed, old man, why are you so happy?