"Your Highness, you might as well tell me what you are unhappy about to make me happy..."
Li Ke was stunned.
"puff!"
Princess Changle on the side couldn't help laughing. When Fang Jun looked over, she glared at Fang Jun slightly angrily, blaming him for his weird tone and nonsense.
"Tell me unhappy things to make me happy"...
Did the Tang Dynasty ever have such a style of speaking?
Even the calm-hearted Princess Changle found it interesting.
Li Ke had a dark face and said displeasedly: "Do you find it interesting to tease me?"
Fang Jun was so stared at by Princess Changle that all the bones in his body became lighter. Hearing this, he laughed and said: "How dare you? How dare you? Your Highness, King Wu, is handsome and suave. He is the idol of countless middle-aged and elderly women in Guanzhong. How dare you make fun of me? Aren't you afraid to go out?
Was he beaten to death by the old woman next door?"
Li Ke was furious: "Middle-aged and elderly women?! You can't imagine it, it's so filthy!"
"Third brother, Fang... Erlang, you drink slowly while I go to the back house to talk to my sister-in-law." Princess Changle stood up, gathered her skirts and saluted.
Li Ke hummed, and Fang Jun quickly stood up and returned the courtesy, watching Princess Changle's graceful figure disappear from the door of the study.
But when he walked to the door, Fang Jun clearly saw Princess Changle's sharp shoulders shaking constantly...
Is this His Highness holding back his laughter?
Fang Jun was in a good mood. He sat across from Li Ke and said with a smile: "What's bothering Your Highness? Let me tell you. I wonder if I, the 'black-faced little Zhuge', can give you some advice to relieve your worries."
Li Ke was speechless: "How come I didn't realize that you still have a bad mouth before?"
"That's because His Highness was attracted by the light of Wei Chen."
"Fuck you, can you have some face?"
The two chatted a few words, and Li Ke held the tea cup and sighed: "Living in Chang'an is not easy."
Fang Jun was speechless, you are a prince, how can you lament that life is difficult and home is not easy?
He lowered his head and looked at the tea leaves worth one tael in the teapot. Although the tea leaves in Li Ke's house were given away for free by Fang Jun and never had to be purchased with money, such a living standard could only be described by "beautiful food and clothing".
If you are still worried like this, the people will not be able to survive.
Is there any reason for this...
Despising Li Ke's pretentiousness from the bottom of his heart, Fang Jun raised his eyes and looked around, then stood up and came to the desk.
There was half a pool of ground ink on the desk. I pulled out a piece of rice paper, picked up the brush and dipped it in the ink...
Li Ke's face turned pale with fright, he jumped up, rushed to Fang Jun, grabbed his hand, and said in a low voice: "Erlang, don't make trouble! This king... Brother Yu is just complaining about the shortage of money, why?"
As for you, you want to write poetry?"
Fang Jun said in astonishment: "I got two warnings in my heart, so I want to encourage you with Your Highness. Why are you so panicked?"
Li Ke was slightly stunned: "Not writing poetry?"
Fang Jun said: "Of course not. Writing poetry requires an artistic conception and inspiration. How can you write just as you say?"
The poems in my mind are not endless. Good steel is used on the edge of a knife, so how can I write it down casually? Write one less poem, and after you finish them, what else can you use to show off...
What Li Ke is thinking about is: Others may focus on an inspirational artistic conception, but do you need it? You can write whatever you want, whatever you want, and how you want to write!
What do the powerful people in Guanzhong fear most today?
We are not afraid of bad times and poor harvests, we are not afraid of the emperor getting angry and imposing fines, but we are afraid of Fang Erlang writing poems...
If this stick doesn't curse people, it won't write poetry!
Not to mention those previous wretched works such as "Moonlight in front of the Bed", the song "Charcoal Seller" alone makes people's hair stand on end! Wei King Li Tai always forced himself to hide his true nature, and showed the gentle and jade-like posture of a courteous and virtuous corporal in front of others to raise him.
Hope, but a poem by Fang Jun completely ruined his reputation, and it may even be infamy for thousands of years as the poem spreads...
Let's talk about the song "Someone" in the Dali Temple Prison not long ago. Although the style of writing and rhetoric are simply unsightly, and the style and style are unprecedented, the words and sentences are like arrows and knives, dripping with blood and shaking the earth!
The members of the aristocratic family scolded him until his skin was torn apart and he was in pain!
Except for those literati who are not afraid of big things and hope to have a masterpiece of minerals published, who would be willing to let Fang Jun write poetry?
Li Kewu was surprised: "Aren't you afraid of people?"
Fang Jun was speechless.
It turns out that I am afraid that I will be afraid of people when I write poetry...
By the way, Your Highness, King Wu, has done nothing shameful, right?
I really have no confidence.
Li Ke then said: "Don't curse others, otherwise you won't blame me for turning against you!"
Fang Jun could only nod his head and said, "I really don't curse."
Li Ke let go and stood aside watching Fang Junbi move around, still feeling a little guilty...
"One porridge and one meal, when you think about where you came from, it is not easy; half a thread, half a thread, always think about the difficulty of material resources..."
"It is better to prepare before it rains than to dig a well when you are thirsty. You must be frugal in serving yourself, and do not linger over banquets..."
"The utensils are of pure quality, and the earthenware pots and pots are better than gold and jade; the food is simple and refined, and the vegetables in the garden are more delicious."
"You should leave room for everything, and you should not go back to it if you are satisfied."
"The family is harmonious, and although the food is not good, there is still enough fun; the national lessons are finished early, and there is nothing left in the bag, and I am happy."
"Studying aims at being a sage, not just a scholar; serving as an official only cares about the country, not about one's wealth."
"Keep your peace and order, obey the times and listen to heaven. If you behave like this, you will never be close to a common man..."
…
The handwriting is round and beautiful, and every sentence contains philosophy!
The more Li Ke watched, the more wonderful it became, and the more he watched, the more amazed he became!
The essence of how to behave in the world flows between the lines in these words, and is infiltrated with the truth between heaven and earth!
It seems plain, but every word is thunderous!
Li Ke felt that this article was hundreds of times more powerful than all the poems and songs written by Fang Jun that would be famous throughout the ages!
This is no longer an article, but a guideline for human conduct and a standard for conducting oneself in society!
This is the way of the world!
Li Ke's face flushed with excitement, he rubbed his hands and asked: "I have never heard of this article before, but what has Erlang done recently?"
Fang Jun nodded cheekily: "Yes, I have been thinking about it recently. I felt something in my heart today, so I decided to do it and share my encouragement with His Highness!"
But I feel sad in my heart. Ever since I first came to Tang Dynasty and plagiarized poems and songs, I was frightened, then my conscience became uneasy, and now I take it for granted, I have really become more and more depraved...
It's just that "plagiarism" seems to be an addictive thing. I get used to plagiarism...
Li Ke was overjoyed and shouted: "Come, come quickly!"
When the maid outside the study came in, Li Ke took Fang Jun's hand and said, "Come on, Erlang, please modify this place slightly and fill in a few words."
Fang Jun was puzzled: "What word should you fill in? This is already the most perfect state. As the saying goes, if you add one point, it is too long; if you lose one point, it is too short; if you apply powder, it will be too white; if you apply Zhu, it will be too red; eyebrows will be like green feathers.
, His skin is as white as snow; his waist is like a bunch of silk, and his teeth are like shells; his charming smile confuses Yangcheng and captivates Cai..."
Li Ke ignored his verbosity and said directly: "Just fill in four words: King Wu's Family Instructions!"
Fang Jun was stunned: "What?"
Li Ke's face flushed with excitement: "Wu Wang's family motto! Let me tell you, the philosophy of life in this article is really in line with my heart! I want to frame it and hang it in the middle hall of the palace. I want Wu to frame it and hang it in the middle hall of the palace.
If the royal family adheres to this instruction from generation to generation, their blessings will be long and their descendants will be prosperous!"
Fang Jun thought to himself that the seeds in this guy's head were spinning really fast. This was originally "Zhu Xi's Family Instructions"! He also felt a little regretful in his heart. He also liked this family instruction very much. If it were turned into "Fang Fang's Family Instructions", wouldn't it be
Another good story left in time?
But looking at Li Ke's current state, if he doesn't give it to him, he might immediately fall out, and after falling out, he will have to take possession of this painting as his own...
Okay, for the sake of your sister, I will give it to you reluctantly.
As for which sister's face is in the end...
Humph, you have several good sisters anyway...
He picked up the pen and filled in the four words "King Wu's Family Instructions", then looked up and down, feeling deeply satisfied.
This may be the best piece of writing since time travel. This guy Li Ke has taken advantage! But let’s take advantage of him. Who knows how many good sisters there are...
There was a lot of excitement in the study room.
The servants of Prince Wu's Mansion also knew that Fang Jun was a "literary man" of the generation, and His Highness attached great importance to this article. How could he dare to neglect it? He hurriedly found the craftsmen in the Mansion and carefully dried the ink stains on the calligraphy.
I didn’t even dare to fold it, so I carried it to the outside of the study like a treasure, and then hired a carpenter to work on site to frame the calligraphy...
Li Ke was so excited that he poured tea and water for Fang Jun himself.
Fang Jun ignored the words and asked Li Ke: "Your Highness is really short of money?"