Chapter 1,138 I won’t eat anything that doesn’t look good
Early the next morning, Fang Jun woke up with a hangover and a splitting headache.
Fang Jun has always had a good drinker, and Fangfu's fine wine is also pure distilled wine without alcohol blending. Logically speaking, you shouldn't get drunk after drinking it.
But no matter how much you drink, you can't stop the wolves!
He is the Young Master, the backbone of these generals. They will fight with you through life and death in water and fire, so they won’t have to offer you a glass of wine and have to show off, right? At first, these generals were circling their greetings.
Fang Junshang just took a sip of Fang Junjiu, but later on the atmosphere became heated and the more he drank, the higher he got. How could he remember to stay deep? Instead, he caught Wei Ying and others and forced him to drink...
Fang Jun really has a good drinking capacity, and he fucked a whole bunch of people until they were all beaten to pieces. In the end, Wei Ying was grabbed by the neck and drank a drink. He squirted on the spot, rolling on the ground crying and shouting, and finally crawled to the ground.
It's like escaping from Fang Jun's clutches.
Fang Jun rubbed his head. Fortunately, although he was drunk, he did not forget the injury on his buttocks. He slept on his stomach all night and his whole body ached. He took a large bowl of hangover soup handed by the maid and drank it, then got up and washed up.
I went outside and punched, my headache disappeared and I felt full of energy.
I couldn't help but secretly sigh that being young is good, my physical strength is easy to absorb, and my skin is strong and durable... If I were a sub-healthy middle-aged man in my previous life, I would probably have to be hospitalized and put on an intravenous drip after drinking this meal.
Liu Laoshi and his sons walked into the yard carrying the actual objects made from the drawings.
Fang Jun was surprised: "So fast?"
Although this thing has no technical content, it is a real new thing for the people of the Tang Dynasty. It is inevitable to think more about the structure and principles, and the craftsmanship is secondary.
Made it in one night...
It's really surprising.
A silly smile appeared on Liu Laoshi's old face with crisscrossed grooves. He pointed with his thick fingers and said with a smile: "This thing looks novel, but it is actually much simpler than a four-wheeled carriage. All the raw materials are ready-made, and the old man brings it with him
It took a few bastards half a night to finish it, but the bunch of craftsmen who were playing tricks spent half a night to get it like this. I wonder if Erlang is still satisfied?"
Fang Jun took a look. The gilt and jade carvings were gorgeous. The places where iron could be used were made of gleaming fine steel, and the places where wood could be used were made of fine red sandalwood...
"Yes, yes, you can inform me later, and all the craftsmen involved in the production will be rewarded with one hundred yuan per head. Anyway, it is such a small thing, and it doesn't matter what the status is."
Fang Jun was very satisfied with the abilities of his family's craftsmen, and wondered whether he should assign some hellishly difficult tasks to these "Tang Dynasty engineers"?
Maybe we can really build a steam engine...
The principle of a steam engine is not difficult, and the requirements for steel materials are not high. The only difficulty is rubber. Without rubber to seal the body, water and air will leak, and the steam utilization rate will be very low.
Anyway, take your time. There is no synthetic rubber but natural rubber. There are many rubber trees in the dense forests of the Malay Archipelago.
Although I am a time traveler, I am still just an ordinary person and cannot achieve everything. As long as I can provide a correct direction, future generations can avoid many detours, and this nation may always stand on top of the world.
, without this "tragedy", that "treaty" and all the messy troubles...
Liu Laoshi left happily.
The reward of one hundred coins may not be much for high-level craftsmen like them, but it is enough to make the apprentices happily buy more than a dozen buckets of rice, which is enough for a family to have snacks for a while...
Fang Jun and others came to the palace again. There was a different group of guards today, but they all knew Fang Jun. When they saw him delivering something to Princess Jinyang, they asked him to enter the palace on his own while heading to Suwei Palace.
Report to the general.
Several chamberlains carried the things Fang Jun brought and followed Fang Jun towards Princess Jinyang's palace.
The servants were very curious about what this thing that looked like a car was, but it was not a car, it was not a chair, but it was not a chair. However, because of Fang Jun's reputation, they suppressed their curiosity and did not dare to ask. This Fang Erlang was a strange flower in the Tang Dynasty.
You can count on your fingers the number of people who were so angry that His Majesty would beat them up every once in a while or even teach them a lesson personally.
The most powerful thing is that I was almost killed by His Majesty's rod in the Forbidden Palace yesterday, and today I came back again with such arrogance...
According to His Majesty's anger, shouldn't you avoid it?
I was suspicious and didn't dare to ask. Several of the servants carried it gently, not daring to be careless at all.
No way, although I don’t know what this thing is used for, but look at the gold-plated jade and pearls, it must be a priceless treasure. Think about it, it’s right, Fang Erlang, the God of Wealth, takes action
, can that be an ordinary product?
But don't get bumped into it, otherwise you won't be able to afford the compensation if you sell yourself...
As soon as Fang Jun entered Princess Jinyang's palace, he heard Princess Hengshan's whirring sound.
"Sister Sizi, you don't even know that this morning my palace steward went to Dongshi for shopping. There were rumors in Dongshi that my brother-in-law sent his generals to turn over the mountains, forests and fields outside the city.
Almost all the badgers near Chang'an City were caught, and they were still having a barbecue in the village of Lishan in the middle of the night. People said that my brother-in-law was a stick, and he could make such a big fuss when he was greedy for badger meat. He was a big man.
Where is the number one dandy in the Tang Dynasty! Hey, Sister Sizi, do you think the badger meat is delicious? How about asking my brother-in-law to roast some for us to try? I haven’t even tasted it!"
Like Princess Jinyang, Princess Hengshan's "brother-in-law" can only be Fang Jun. When meeting the other princes-in-law, she would just call out "so-and-so prince-in-law" in a polite and dignified manner, creating a sense of distance.
This move made all the princes-in-law dissatisfied.
Just think, who doesn’t want to have a smart, pretty and lively sister-in-law who pesters them to do this or that and show off their temper or give them a smile from time to time? It would be boring to act like a monarch and his ministers behave themselves...
Princess Hengshan was almost salivating as she talked and gestured.
As a princess, how could she eat such vile food?
But for foodies, the less accessible something is, the more attractive it is...
Princess Jinyang bit her lip gently, her eyes sparkling.
My brother-in-law is hunting badgers all over the mountains and plains...
Is it just for eating meat?
She had not forgotten the "badger seed oil" mentioned by Fang Jun in front of the imperial doctor yesterday. My brother-in-law must have boiled badger seed oil to treat my burns when he caught badgers, right?
My brother-in-law loves me the most...
The corners of Princess Jinyang's lips were slightly raised, and she felt very pleased and happy.
When I was thinking this, I saw Fang Jun's strong figure appearing at the door of the palace...
Princess Jinyang's eyes lit up and she exclaimed: "Brother-in-law!"
Princess Hengshan stopped talking and turned around to see Fang Jun. She immediately ran over and jumped up and down, grabbed Fang Jun's clothes, raised her little face and asked excitedly: "Brother-in-law, is badger meat delicious? Your family
Is there anything else? I really want to eat it..."
Fang Jun pampered and silently touched the buns on her head, and said with a smile: "Of course there are, but I'm afraid His Majesty won't allow you to eat that. After all, it is a despicable thing, unworthy of a royal princess.
identity."
Things like dogs and badgers are as lowly as pigs at this time. The real hairy family would not disdain to eat them, let alone the royal family?
Princess Hengshan refused, grabbing Fang Jun's arm and acting coquettishly: "I don't care! I just want to eat! The little one is almost starved to death! Brother-in-law, please, please take me to eat, okay? If father punishes me, then I will
Just say that you asked me to eat it. Anyway, you are not afraid of my father. At most, you will get a few slaps!"
Fang Jun sweated profusely...
Oh, now that your gluttony is cured, you don’t care whether your brother-in-law gets beaten or not?
Do you, a witch like you, want to be so sinister?
Fang Jun threatened her and said: "Do you really want to eat it? Well, brother-in-law would rather be beaten by His Majesty. Who wants our little one to like it? But that badger is very scary. It has a dog's nose and a pig's body, and it can also make loud noises.
The strange cry of 'Bubu'..."
Princess Hengshan's face turned pale with fright.
Is that a monster?
It's so ugly, I still don't want to eat it.
"Then you'd better not eat it...it's so scary! Just eat the little rabbit that eats the lamb. It's so pretty and cute..."
Fang Jun was speechless.
What's going on in this girl's head!
Is this considered a form of bullying and fearing the strong?
He looked up at Princess Jinyang. The little princess was showing him a sweet smile.
Fang Jun suddenly felt very good...
"Bring the thing in for Your Highness!" Fang Jun turned around and instructed the chamberlain to bring in the thing that looked like a car, but not a car, or a chair, but not a chair.