Throughout the ages, among literary giants, no one has called himself a "taotie" more than Su Shi.
This guy is not only a foodie, but also talented. He often improvises some delicacies into poems and spreads them. There are many famous dishes directly related to him, and there are even more dishes named after him, such as "Dongpo Pork Pork"
, "Dongpo Tofu", "Dongpo Pork"...
When thinking of Su Shi, the interesting poems about food jumped out of his memory, and Fang Jun suddenly felt "spiritual"!
He looked at His Majesty Li Er and felt confident: Do you think our dishes are not good and are not worthy of your Li family’s royal status? Well, let me show you how even the fried pork with bamboo shoots can be paired with this poem.
Still full of fun, instantly worth a hundred times!
Even when His Majesty Li Er was shocked by his idea of conferring an official title to Marmalade "Orange" and had already given up the idea of giving up, he quit!
Aren't you looking for trouble?
Come, come, let us show you our inventory!
With a smile on his black face, he pointed to the fried pork with bamboo shoots like a hospitable host: "No bamboo makes you vulgar, no meat makes you thin, not vulgar but not thin, fried pork with bamboo shoots! Tender bamboo shoots after the rain, lean
The combination of pork and pork is a match made in heaven. It not only nourishes yin and cools blood, moistens the intestines, clears away heat and replenishes qi, relieves the diaphragm and refreshes the stomach, it is also supremely delicious. Speaking of which, this dish is on your Majesty's side.
I often eat..."
His Majesty Li Er is still thinking about the two sentences "No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin". He feels that the artistic conception contained in them is really otherworldly, but he is overwhelmed by the last two sentences that are extremely vulgar, "Bamboo shoots are not vulgar but not thin."
"Fried Pork" was completely ruined, and I felt depressed and regretful.
Hearing what Fang Jun said next, he was suddenly shocked: "When did I reward you with fried meat with bamboo shoots?"
When he saw Fang Jun looking melancholy and aggrieved, and the prince Li Chengqian and Faang Ling, and the two princesses Changle holding back their laughter, His Majesty Li Er suddenly realized. Instead of being angry at Fang Jun's teasing words, he thought about it carefully.
On the contrary, he found it very interesting. He laughed loudly and said: "You are a stickman, but you sometimes complain about injustice? Haha, it's rare, it's rare!"
In his heart, he was impressed by Fang Jun's quick thinking. Knowing that Fang Jun could casually recite a few lines of poetry for every dish, he pointed at a plate of golden pastries and said, "How about this?"
This pastry is a ring cake, a very common snack. Mix the dough with water made from honey, pepper and other raw materials, an appropriate amount of eggs, and clear oil, and then knead it repeatedly into thick strips, twist it into dough, and knead it.
Form or stretch it into a ring-shaped object composed of evenly sized, well-coiled round bars, then fry in an oil pan until brown.
The strands of this product are thin and even, sweet and crispy, golden and shiny, light and beautiful.
Fang Jun laughed, this is easier...
"When rubbed with delicate hands, the color of jade becomes uniform, and when green oil is fried, it becomes tender and deep. When you sleep in spring at night, you will know the weight of your sleep. The gold wrapped around the arms of a beautiful woman will be flattened." This is what Su Shi felt when he ate a ring cake made by an old woman.
The poem is a gift. Four lines and twenty-eight characters outline the characteristics of the ring cake, which is thin, bright, crispy, and resembles the image of a beautiful woman's ring. It is a masterpiece made by nature!
"Wonderful, wonderful!" Prince Li Chengqian put his hands on his hands and laughed, "Father, the emperor clearly knows that Erlang's talent is truly unparalleled in the Tang Dynasty and unparalleled in the world. I'm afraid you won't be able to stop him."
Not to mention Princess Faang Ling's bright eyes and nymphomaniac look, even Princess Changle stared at Fang Jun's face with great interest this time, marveling in her heart. These poems were written with great literary talent, especially at the right time.
He showed his quick wit in response to the situation, and it was even more breathtaking when paired with the table full of delicacies. I didn't realize it when I was just eating. After listening to these poems and looking at the dishes, I suddenly felt like I had eaten up all the talents.
of luxury!
In the past, this guy claimed to be "seven and a half times more talented", and he was somewhat disdainful of it. Even though the poems he wrote were all masterpieces that have been passed down through the ages, and even though his talent was no less than that of Cao Zijian, he was so shameless, wouldn't he blush?
But now Princess Changle is convinced...
This guy is indeed a gifted poet, and it is no exaggeration to say that he is the best among contemporary poets!
His Majesty Li Er also smiled, this guy really has the ability to be arrogant!
The anger in His Majesty's heart was gone, and he was relieved and happy to be helped by a good time. He lifted up his robe, sat on the floor beside the table, and casually waved to a few people: "Why, don't you want to drink with me?"
, or do you hate me as a bad guest?"
Fang Jun hurriedly said: "How dare I, Wei Chen? Being able to sit with your Majesty at the same table is a blessing that Wei Chen has cultivated in his previous life. This is a holy grace from ancient times to the present. No famous official from ancient times has ever had such an honor. Wei Chen is sincerely frightened.
, I am grateful to heaven and earth, and my admiration for Your Majesty is like the water of the Yellow River..."
The prince was dumbfounded, Princess Fangling was stunned, and Princess Changle touched her forehead with her hand.
He is indeed a sycophant. How could he say such flattering words so naturally?
So shameless...
Even His Majesty Li Er had a dark look on his face. Not only did he not feel any relief from being photographed, but he was very embarrassed by Fang Junchi Guoguo's choice of words, so he angrily shouted: "Shut up! Speak seriously!"
"Uh... Weichen means, please wait a moment, Your Majesty, Weichen will instruct his servants to reorganize the banquet..."
When the emperor comes to your house for dinner, how can you give him scraps?
His Majesty Li Er waved his hand: "I came here uninvited, and there is no need to rearrange it. This table is just fine."
Several people had no choice but to obey the holy will and sit down at the table obediently.
Originally, the dishes had just been served, and a few people were only concentrating on talking before taking their chopsticks. Besides, the emperor didn't care, so they had no choice but to obey. Fortunately, this was the Tang Dynasty, and the etiquette between emperors and ministers was not as strict as it would be in the future. His Majesty Li Er took a few
It's really normal for juniors to sit at the same table.
If after the Song Dynasty, Fang Jun and others would have to kneel aside...
The conversation during the dinner was very pleasant.
His Majesty Li Er naturally knew that the initiator of this gathering was probably Princess Fangling who was eager to join the renovation of Dongshi, and he also agreed with this.
"Since Fang Jun has agreed that you can undertake the construction of the Kunming Pool Temporary Market and the East Market, you must make a good show. Don't let others say that our royal family only makes money, ruins the royal dignity, and damages Li
His reputation."
His Majesty Li Er gave this advice.
Making money is a trivial matter, and it should be taken for granted. How can the money be left without the royal family? But making money is money, but it cannot be too ugly. At the very least, the face of the royal family must be taken into account, and it cannot be based on the facts.
.
Princess Fangling was overjoyed and said quickly: "I won't let the emperor down."
His Majesty Li Er nodded and wanted to say a few more words, but thinking of what happened to Princess Fangling, he stopped talking.
Regarding Yang Yu's incident, His Majesty Li Er was angry that Princess Fangling had lost the royal family's face. However, thinking about the time when the late emperor married the beautiful Princess Fangling to the widowed Dou Fengjie, Dou Fengjie even liked the servants in the palace and ignored Princess Fangling.
On the side, the spring-flower-like age is alone in the empty boudoir, unable to sleep, and the anger in my heart gradually calms down.
It is too much to be content with Yang Yu, but so what?
After all, she is my girl, so how can I not feel bad at all...
"Do it well. If Fang Jun dares to plot against you, tell me and I will reward him with fried pork with bamboo shoots!"
His Majesty Li Er said that for a woman, if she accumulates some money and family assets, she will be more confident when she gets married in the future.
Princess Fangling smiled brightly: "Thank you, brother!" Then she glanced at Fang Jun, covered her lips and smiled: "Did Fang Fuyin hear that? Humph, if you dare to embarrass me again in the future, I will
The palace will file a complaint against you in front of His Majesty!"
Fang Jun had a bitter look on his face: "Your Majesty, I am on your side... I will naturally obey your words. But it is difficult for me. Yesterday it was His Highness the King of Wu, and today it is His Highness Fangling. If
Tomorrow it will be His Highness Changle again...it is not easy to be a humble minister!"
Princess Changle, who was pouring wine for His Majesty Li Er, suddenly turned cold and glared at Fang Jun: "Don't involve others like this! Besides, you took the initiative to come to King Wu, right? Hum,
To actually hit him with a rake at this time is destructive!"
Fang Jun was speechless.
Li Chengqian smiled and said: "Li Zhi has wronged Erlang. He is thinking about you. If I put these words here today, tomorrow he can legitimately seek benefits for you in the project. But you don't
If you know a good person's heart... you should pour a glass of wine and apologize!"
Princess Changle was stunned and looked at Fang Jun subconsciously.
Fang Jun shrugged, with a helpless expression like "You don't even want to give me money."
His Majesty Li Er's face immediately darkened.
The look on the two people's faces, in his eyes, which had long been prejudiced, was clearly a "blinking look"...
Fang Jun, you little bastard, how dare you seduce my daughter in front of me?