Changsun Wuji's face turned green, and he gritted his teeth and glared at Fang Jun, but he didn't see whether this naughty boy was really stupid or was trying to trick him.
It has to be said that Fang Jun's seemingly honest and honest face is very confusing, coupled with his "acting skills" developed through hard work in the officialdom in his previous life, even the cunning Ru Chang Sun Wuji could not tell his true thoughts for a while.
But what this naughty kid said is really deceiving!
Although it is just the words of elders to show their closeness to the younger ones, and it is also true, it is okay to say this to ordinary people, but it is absolutely not allowed in front of the emperor!
What is an emperor?
The Nine-Five Supreme, the True Dragon Emperor!
You must rely on absolute prestige to rule your subjects. The emperor is aloof and alone. No one can compare with him! Not his wife, not his son, not all his relatives!
Why did your eldest son Wuji say such a thing?
Why did you take Fang Jun to the Tai Chi Hall after saying these words?
Today is a great court meeting, and all the vassals and vassals from all over the world are gathered together. Is this the time to talk about family affairs?
The people present were all the shrewdest people in the world, and they all understood Changsun Wuji's intentions in an instant.
Although no one spoke, everyone glanced at Fang Xuanling.
What do you think about someone trying to trick your son and embarrass you?
Fang Xuanling lowered her eyebrows and lowered her eyes, like an old monk in meditation, without any reaction at all.
Changsun Wuji was glanced at by His Majesty Li Er with half-smiling eyes. His heart skipped a beat and he sighed secretly. He was so excited! He thought that Fang Jun was young and ignorant, and was just trying to trick Fang Xuanling by the way. Who knew?
The boat capsized in the gutter...
Changsun Wuji's face was very ugly, but he had to speak, so he could only smile awkwardly: "Haha, my nephew is so innocent. I can only make a joke, how can you say it in front of you? There are no rules!"
Things have already happened, let’s try our best to undo the impact.
But Fang Jun didn't think so.
Old man, you tried to trick me but failed, so why don't you just let it go?
Beautiful thought!
Do you really think that my brother doesn’t know what plans you have hidden in your heart? I’m just saying that you want to embarrass our father, so we have to fight it out today!
At that moment, Fang Jun cried out aggrievedly: "Uncle, you are harming me! Just now outside, you said that this Tai Chi Palace is just like our own home, and we can come whenever we want! But when I came with you, I was scolded by Your Majesty,
But you said you were just joking, didn't you deceive me? Do you really think I'm a fool? No, Uncle Changsun, you have to explain to His Majesty that you had to deceive me..."
Aren't you a liar, you old bastard?
Then let's find out your dirty thoughts!
Changsun Wuji was really angry to death!
He has been known for his scheming and resourcefulness all his life, and even His Majesty Li Er obeys his advice. He boasts that his ability to strategize is not even comparable to that of Zhuge Wuhou. Who would have thought that he would be humiliated in front of this stick?
How careless!
I didn’t even expect that this kid would really dare to say it. Sure enough, the rumors from the outside world were true, stick!
Misstep, misstep...
Changsun Wuji's face turned from red to blue, and he didn't know what to say.
The ministers were also holding back their joy, and everyone was happy to see the consequences of Changsun Wuji's failure. How about it, Changsun Laoer, who has been plotting this and that all day long, now his eyes are pecked by a house bird?
Standing on the right side of the hall, a muscular general with a bearded face quietly gave Fang Jun a thumbs up as a sign of praise.
Fang Jun naturally recognized that this was Cheng Yaojin, so he winked secretly to express receipt...
Seeing Changsun Wuji's ugly face, His Majesty Li Er was also a little bit dumbfounded.
Perhaps Changsun Wuji and the civil servants and generals present felt that Fang Jun was a brainless stick, and unintentionally said what Changsun Wuji said to him, which instead forced Changsun Wuji into an embarrassing situation, but Li
Your Majesty knows very well that this boy definitely did it on purpose.
This coward has a very good brain!
Seeing Fang Jun being unreasonable, Changsun Wuji was almost furious. He had to protect his brother-in-law's face, so he raised his hand and slapped Fang Jun hard on the back of the head.
He scolded: "How can you behave without respecting your elders? Can't you even hear the jokes of your elders?"
"oops!"
His Majesty Li Er slapped him unexpectedly, which made Fang Jun's head dizzy. He curled his lips and did not dare to refute.
Just kidding, in this environment, questioning His Majesty Li Er's words is simply asking for death...
Fang Jun glanced at Changsun Wuji and said reluctantly: "I'm sorry, Uncle Changsun, you don't remember the faults of villains, so I'll just pretend that you never said that..."
His Majesty Li Er said that he was the only one who could control this lawless bastard. If it were someone else, he might not be able to make him bow down easily...
"Puff"
"Ha ha"
Suddenly there was a burst of weird laughter in the hall.
Changsun Wuji was so angry that his eyes almost popped out. If he hadn't been in the Tai Chi Hall, he would have cursed!
You brat dare to amuse me?
Just when His Majesty Li Er was about to see clearly what was going on, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind.
Eh?
Something is wrong!
What did this kid just say?
I'm sorry, Uncle Changsun, adults don't remember the faults of villains, I'll just pretend you never said that...
Haha, you can actually play word games?
His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily, raised his hand and slapped him again.
Fang Jun saw His Majesty Li Er slap him again and wanted to hide, but he didn't dare... and he took the slap obediently.
His Majesty Li Er scolded: "You brat, are you showing off your words? I've been whipping you for a few days. Your skin is itchy, right? I think you remember to eat and not to be beaten!"
Fang Jun quickly admitted his mistake with lowered eyebrows and lowered his eyes. He had already regained control and did not dare to continue to act recklessly.
"Your Majesty's teachings are kept in the hearts of the common people all the time, and they dare not forget them. They will think about them behind closed doors for several months outside the city, learn from them, and change their past mistakes..."
His Majesty Li Er sneered and interrupted: "Is this why you shut yourself up and think about your mistakes? So you just came up with a method of making glass and defrauded tens of thousands of dollars?"
Fang Jun quickly said: "Your Majesty, thank you for the award, thank you for the award... so what? After thinking about my faults behind closed doors, my mind suddenly became more flexible. It was like a divine help. I accidentally came up with a method to improve the plowing, which can improve the cultivated land of the people of the Tang Dynasty.
The efficiency has been doubled, and I have come here to present it to Your Majesty, and ask Your Majesty to enact it throughout the world..."
Everyone was stunned.
Can farmland efficiency be doubled?
Is this child really stupid? Why is he always talking nonsense?
Although Fang Jun's words were unbelievable, for a moment, everyone's eyes were fixed on the big wooden box.
Changsun Wuji snorted and scolded: "Huangkou boy, how do you know about farming? You know, what is discussed in the Taiji Hall is all military and national affairs. If you make false statements to deceive the emperor, it is a serious crime!"
Fang Jun rolled his eyes and pushed back: "Stop it, uncle, aren't you also talking nonsense, and you don't dare to admit it after you said it?"
"you……"
Changsun Wuji only thought that he must be guilty of Tai Sui today. Why did he meet this bastard and speak so eloquently? Is this going to make him angry to death?
His Majesty Li Er ignored the teasing looks of the ministers and stared at the box, saying in a deep voice: "Open it and show it to me!"
Young Master Xu said
I really haven’t had time to code in the past two days. Sorry, there will be two updates tomorrow night. Oh, I really envy those professional players. They do nothing but code every day. They are so happy...