Chapter 1,476: You take the credit, but the poor guy takes the blame?
After returning to the back house, Fang Jun did not rush to bathe and change clothes immediately, but went straight to his bedroom to visit his two sons.
When they heard that Fang Jun had returned to the house, the maid in the back house had already prepared everything. Princess Gaoyang and Wu Meiniang were both in the house. When they saw Fang Jun enter the house, they greeted him together.
"Hey, are you going to run an errand for my father, or are you hiding in a beggar's den? It's sour and smelly..."
Princess Gaoyang had not seen her husband for many days and wanted to come forward to get close to her. Suddenly, she was almost knocked out by Fang Jun's rotten smell. Although she did not avoid it, she raised her little hand and fanned her delicate nose.
Face disgusted.
Fang Jun was furious: "Oh, you haven't put on the Fangjie tiles for three days, right? You still dare to dislike me, you must accept your fate!"
After saying that, he suddenly stepped forward and hugged Princess Gaoyang's thin shoulders, and then put his unshaven mouth on the fragrant and tender face, and nibbled hard...
"Oh, Fang Er, are you crazy? Let me go quickly, otherwise I will make you look better... Oh, alas, let go quickly, I am wrong, okay..."
Her Royal Highness the Princess was so chewed that her delicate body was sore and tender, and she moaned repeatedly, so she had to beg for mercy.
Only then did Fang Jun let her go. Looking at the angry face in front of him, he couldn't help but pinch it again and snorted: "It's my first time to miss you, woman. I won't care about it."
, if you dare to do it again, hehe, the family law will serve you!"
Princess Gao Yang's face turned red with embarrassment. She stretched out her hand and lightly hit Fang Jun on the shoulder, saying angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about!"
The so-called "family law" in this husband's mouth does not mean hitting with a stick or the palm of a stick, but "whipping". It's just that this "whip" is not that "whip". His Highness Gaoyang was tortured several times, and every time
Lang Jun was defeated in the fierce bombardment without mercy. In the end, his whole body was so weak that he had no strength at all, and begging for mercy was of no use...
Wu Meiniang on the side had a smile on her face, gently pushed Fang Jun, and said: "It's better to go freshen up quickly. If you want to use family methods on His Highness, it's not too late after dinner."
Princess Gaoyang refused to comply and stepped forward to twist Wu Meiniang's arm and start a fight.
Although she is a princess and a mother, Princess Gaoyang is upright and innocent, without any scheming, just like the innocence of a girl, who dares to love and hate, and has no scruples in words and deeds.
Wu Meiniang, on the other hand, is much more experienced in the city. She not only manages Fang Jun's property in an orderly manner, but also has great prestige in the back house. She sticks to her word, and even Princess Gaoyang obeys her, let alone others?
A person with a noble family background can bring him protection, a person with an exquisite mind can help him solve his problems, and two beautiful ladies love him equally. At this point in his life, what more can he ask for?
Well, it would be even more perfect if we could add a more beautiful Princess Changle...
Fang Jun felt shameless in his heart, kissed Wu Mei Niang's smooth forehead, and said with a smile: "I'm not in a hurry to take a bath, I have to see my son first. I haven't seen these two boys in the past few days, and I'm worried all day long.
I always feel like something is missing.”
Wu Meiniang raised her head and stared at Fang Jun's face, her eyes bright and bright, and she said slightly angrily: "People say, 'A gentleman embraces his grandchildren but not his children.' If you dote on the elder man and son, you will be even more dandy than you when you grow up.
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Fang Jun laughed and said sarcastically: "Then let's be a dandy. Even if our Fang Jun's son is a dandy, he must be the outstanding one among the dandies!"
Wu Meiniang was speechless and raised her forehead. This man is really a stick. How could anyone be happy to hear that their son is a naughty boy...
Fang Jun said, then turned around and walked towards the back room.
The two dolls were each wearing a bellyband and were lying in the cradle. The eldest, Fang Shu, was dancing with a rattle in his hand. He was having a great time. When he saw Fang Jun, his big black eyes widened and he threw it away.
Rattle, open your mouth and ask for a hug.
How could you refuse your son's request? Fang Jun quickly stepped forward to hug him, and a clear and crisp voice sounded in his ears: "Look at how dirty you are with mud all over your body. You are not afraid of getting the child dirty and getting sick."
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Fang Jun paused and turned around to see Yu Mingxue, dressed in white, with her hands behind her back, her pretty face tense, staring at him angrily.
I haven't seen this girl for some time. Her slender and childish figure gradually faded away, revealing her beautiful outline.
But Fang Jun felt unhappy and retorted: "What's wrong with being dirty? Our son is also an old man, how can he be so squeamish?"
Although I say this, I don’t dare to hold my child. There are many bacteria on the body and the child’s resistance is weak. If the germs really infect the child, it will be bad...
But looking at Yu Mingxue's triumphant look, I felt a little unhappy in my heart, and said sarcastically: "Tell me about you, what do girls do all day long? You can just stay at home. If a girl wants to get married,
You have to be quiet and reserved when you go out, understand?"
Yu Mingxue's pretty face turned cold for a moment, her big black and white eyes stared at Fang Jun, and she snorted coldly: "This is not my home, why do you stay here all day? Oh... could it be because of you?
Do you covet me?"
"puff!"
Fang Jun burst out laughing: "I covet you? You're a yellow-haired girl, as shriveled as a bean sprout. Can you tell me what makes me covet you? Girl, it's important for a person to be self-aware. Hurry up.
Go and look at yourself in that mirror."
Yu Mingxue was furious, her pink face turned red, she puffed up her small chest, gritted her teeth and said: "Why is it so deflated? It's so big, okay!"
The Yu Ming family is a remnant of the ancient times. The children in the clan have been isolated from the world all year round. They only entered the world to practice cultivation after they grew up. Therefore, although Yu Mingxue has stayed in Guanzhong for a long time, his nature has not been lost and he still looks innocent and charming.
, very little is known about the defense between men and women.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to say such powerful words...
Fang Jun was choked badly. He couldn't afford to offend this crazy girl. If he said something outrageous again and her old fox heard it, he might not know how to deal with him.
He had no choice but to accept the defeat and ignore her, and turned around to look at his second brother Fangyou. This boy was quite safe. He lay in the cradle without saying a word. He looked at his father with a grin on his face and made up his mind to quietly be a handsome man...
After teasing his son for a while, he didn't dare to get too close, so he walked out of the bedroom to take a shower and change clothes.
Yu Mingxue rolled her eyes at Fang Jun, but stayed alone to play with the two babies who were babbling and learning to talk. She seemed to like these two dolls very much, but she really still had a childlike innocence...
Because there were guests at the house, Fang Jun took a bath very quickly. He asked Xiuyu and Xiuyan to take a bath and change clothes, while he indulged in his sibling lust on the two women's charming bodies. If it weren't for
Thinking about Sun Simiao, I almost wanted to execute this charming little beauty on the spot.
I returned to the front hall refreshed, where two lively old guys were chatting with gusto.
Seeing Fang Jun, Sun Simiao asked directly: "I just had a detailed discussion with Brother Yu Ming, and I realized that what Erlang has done in the past two years is really shocking. He is really young and promising."
Sitting on the chair, Fang Jun focused on another important point: "Do you call senior Yu Ming brother?"
What a good boy, Sun Simiao is almost a hundred years old, yet he still calls this old man Yu Ming brother?
Sun Simiao said happily: "Of course, brother Yu Ming is ten years older than me, so he should be regarded as his brother."
Old man Yu Ming chuckled and said reservedly: "I'm just a few years older. When it comes to academic achievements, how dare I claim to be the Taoist priest's brother? However, it seems that such a young boy cannot appreciate the long years we have spent together.
The profound wisdom I experienced..."
Fang Jun has a dark face, can he still act cool despite his age?
King Ka Nian is a turtle that has been around for 80,000 years, but he has never taken off his vest to pretend to be a worm...
Sun Simiao smiled and shook his head, ignoring Yu Ming's teasing words, turning his head to look at Fang Jun with bright eyes, and asked: "Where did Erlang learn the art of first aid in the army, and where did he learn it?"
The method that can relieve Princess Jinyang's qi disease, why should it pretend to be a poor Taoist?"
Fang Jun sighed, it's coming, it's coming, this is what he fears most...
After all, it was a bit embarrassing for me to meet the real owner by cheating.
He had no choice but to stand up and salute, and said sincerely: "Junior Wu Zhi, forged the name of a Taoist priest, and deserves to die. However, the situation was urgent at that time, and it was really impossible to implement those two methods without pretending to be a Taoist priest. Military discipline is like a mountain.
The art of diagnosis and treatment in the military has been around for a long time. How can a junior change his mind just by talking about it? But if the first aid technique comes from the mouth of a Taoist priest, it will be completely different. Princess Jinyang's qi disease often breaks out, and the junior accidentally shows up in a movie
I read in ancient books that sea fish can alleviate his symptoms, so I took the risk and tried it. In the same way, if you don't use the Taoist priest's name in vain, how can Your Majesty believe it? Although I am abrupt, I do it for the right path, and I hope the Taoist priest will understand me."
Sun Simiao smiled without a smile and glanced at Fang Jun sideways: "What he said was sincere and well-founded. It seems that if the old Taoist cares about you, it is because of reputation that he ignores your benevolence in saving people... But the old Taoist has a question.
, you used your reputation as an expert to get His Majesty to agree to let you use the method obtained from ancient books to relieve Princess Jinyang's symptoms. If it is effective, you will naturally get a credit, but if the method does not work, it may even cause Jinyang's death.
If something happens to the princess... will the blame fall on a poor man?"
Fang Jun was sweating a little and said: "This..."
I felt really embarrassed. Should I tell Sun Simiao that this was what we thought at the time?
If he really said that, I'm afraid this old god would go on a rampage and kill someone...