The officials of the Shaofu Supervisor were all waiting outside the door. Although the stickman from the Ministry of War did not allow them to go in, they did not dare to leave Yu Wenjian and just leave. What if the stickman went crazy and beat Yu Wenjian... Young Master
The governor's face has been completely lost!
In the midst of anxiety and worry, he saw his prison cell being carried out by two burly guards...
What's going on?
The officials were a little confused.
Yu Wenjian was carried all the way out of the gate of the Ministry of War, and he was even more angry than when he saw those words just now! This move, like chasing a dog out of the house, was really too humiliating. Fang Jun was disgusting and couldn't do it.
forgive!
When he saw all the subordinate officials at the door looking at him dumbfounded, Yu Wenjian felt more and more that there was no place for his old face. It was enough to embarrass him in front of Fang Jun, and now he was embarrassed in front of his own subordinates.
How can we show off our official power in the future?
If the majesty is gone, it will be difficult to lead the team...
Yu Wenjian was furious, struggled hard, and shouted angrily: "Let me go!"
The task of the two generals is to "help" Yu Wenjian out of the gate. As long as he gets out of the gate, let alone fainting, even if he dies, he has nothing to do with the Ministry of War. Now that he has gone out of the gate, Yu Wenjian is struggling again
After struggling, the two of them let go at the same time and said with a smile: "Please walk slowly and don't come back again."
Unexpectedly, Yu Wenjian was so angry that he used all his strength to break away from the two generals' big iron-like hands. He used his hands and feet together. At this moment, the two men suddenly let go, and Yu Wenjian used all his strength to free himself.
The legs that were twitching suddenly fell to the ground, and the balance was suddenly lost. Under the shock, he subconsciously wanted to catch the two generals, but he didn't want the two men to let go of their hands and then both took a step back and walked quickly.
Enter the gate and don't look back.
Yu Wenjian's hands were empty, and he staggered like a drunken man. He managed to stumble forward a few steps, but in the end he lost his balance and fell to the ground...
Only then did the officials in the Shaofu Supervisory Office let out a cry of surprise and rushed over to help Yu Wenjian up.
Poor Yu Wenjian came from a well-known family. How could he ever encounter such embarrassing situations in his life as an official?
I was shocked, hurt, and angry. I was so angry that I didn't know how to face these subordinates. Fortunately, I suddenly felt blessed. I rolled my eyes and fainted...
The officials in the Shaofu Supervisory Office shouted loudly as if they were mourning for their heirs, one pinched someone, the other slapped his mouth, trying to wake Yu Wenjian up.
However, there is a truth that most of these people have never heard of - no matter what, you can't wake up a person who is trying to pretend to be faint...
The boss fainted, and all the officials immediately went into a panic.
Someone tried to put the blame on the Ministry of War, and shouted at the door of the Ministry of War with righteous indignation: "It's unreasonable. The dignified Supervisor of the Young Mansion was treated so rudely by you and other soldiers and gangsters. Do you have any dignity left?"
"That's right, the Ministry of War is simply a den of bandits!"
"The craftsmen who dug us have already broken the rules, and now they have confused our chief officer. Do you want your military department to be so lawless?"
…
Liu Shi appeared at the door at the right time. When he heard this, he shouted: "Fart! Just now, Yuwen Jianzheng was chatting happily with the waiter in the Yamen. It seemed that they were late to meet each other. How could he be rude to him? Yuwen Jianzheng was out of the house.
I fainted when I saw you bunch of wimps after arriving at the gate of the Ministry of War. You guys must have made him feel uneasy, and now you are shouting about thieves and shouting about catching thieves. Do you still want to be shameless?"
Not to mention anything else, first of all, the responsibility for Yu Wenjian's fainting must be cleared away.
Although Liu Shi felt that Yu Wenjian, an old guy, was probably just pretending...
The officials of the Shaofu Prison have quit, and you plan to put the blame firmly on our heads?
That’s not true!
When a grumpy official stood up and stepped forward, pointed at Liu Xi and shouted: "Nonsense, do you really think that your Ministry of War is the center of the imperial court, so you can turn black and white and accuse a deer of a horse? You get out of the way, and I go in to argue with Fang Jun.
Ichiban!”
Liu Shi sneered: "Sorry, you can't go in."
The official said angrily: "Why not? A certain person is also an official of the imperial court. Why can't he enter your Ministry of War yamen? Could it be that your place is a dragon's pond and a tiger's den?"
Liu Shi snorted: "Longtan Tiger's Den doesn't count, but since you are an official of the Shaofu Supervisor, you can't enter the gate of our Ministry of War."
The official became even more angry: "What's the point of this?"
Liu Shi didn't talk nonsense to him and waved his hands. Two scribes behind him came forward. One of them held a stick of paste in his hand and dipped a brush in the paste to brush on the wall next to the door. The other held a cup in his hand.
The words "Jun" were carefully pasted on the wall.
Fang Jun's original intention was to frame it and hang it on the wall, which is also a first-class interesting thing. Who knows whether this calligraphy will be preserved, and the events of today will be passed down to future generations and become a good story?
But then I thought about it, even if such humiliating words were exposed, His Majesty Li Er would definitely order them to be removed in less than half a day... The impact would be too bad.
If that's the case, then why bother to frame it so hard? Just let people put the paste on the wall...
Liu Shi pointed to the words on the wall and sneered at the official: "Did you see it? This is the truth!"
He was tricked by Fang Jun. He had already been tied to the chariot by Fang Jun and was drifting away. There was no way to turn back. He simply followed Fang Jun all the way to the dark side. He was willing to be a hawk and a lackey. At least Fang Jun
In addition to cheating people, this guy also never hesitates to support his subordinates...
The official was confused and took a closer look...
hiss!
He suddenly took a breath of air and then became furious!
humiliation!
Unprecedented humiliation!
At this moment, the officials who were surrounding Yu Wenjian behind him also looked over, and then they were all dumbfounded as if they were being restrained... and then they became furious!
[Shaofu prisoner and dogs are not allowed inside]!
Fuck you bitch!
Do you want to be so arrogant?!
Each of these officials was so angry that their noses were smoking, and they didn't care about Yu Wenjian. One of them, who was holding Yu Wenjian's head, was so angry that he jumped up and rushed towards the gate of the Ministry of War, howling and roaring,
Swearing loudly.
Poor Yu Wenjian's head suddenly lost its support, and the strength of his neck was not enough to keep it in its original position, so he fell hard to the ground with a muffled "bang" sound.
"oops--"
The sudden pain made Yu Wenjian subconsciously cry out for birth, but he forgot that he was in a coma...
When a senior official who was walking away heard the shouting, he ran back and said in surprise: "Oh! That's a good fall! If I had known that hitting your head would wake you up, we would have thrown you so hard a long time ago.
It's done in a few strokes, why bother with so much effort..."
At this moment, officials and clerks from the nearby yamen had gathered around to watch the excitement. After hearing the official's words, there was a burst of laughter.
Yu Wenjian was so angry that he almost fainted...
If you can't speak, just shut up!
Staring at this subordinate fiercely, the old man shouted: "Come back to me, go back to the Yamen! Is it not embarrassing enough that you are still making noise here?"
He finally understood that Fang Jun was really a stick, and such threats and intimidation were not taken seriously at all. If he continued to pester him, more and more people would gather around to watch the fun. The young palace supervisor lost it today.
People will spread farther and farther...
The official beside him said blankly: "Is this the end of it?"
Yu Wenjian gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Forget it? What a beautiful idea! I'm going to file a lawsuit!"
As he spoke, he got up from the ground, but he had hit his head hard just now. He suddenly stood up and his head was dizzy. He staggered a little and fell upside down. Fortunately, the officials next to him had quick eyesight and quick hands to help him.
live……
A group of officials from the Shaofu Supervisor protected Yu Wenjian and left in embarrassment. The onlookers from various yamen gathered in front of the yamen of the Ministry of War with smiles and admired Fang Jun's calligraphy.
"Tsk tsk, Fang Erlang is indeed a Wenquxing star who descended to earth. Look at this calligraphy. There are iron paintings, silver hooks, pens, and dragons and snakes. There are nine characters in the whole text, and nine is the highest number. It's hard to study physics, but it has far-reaching meanings.
Let’s look at the meaning of this word again... Well, the meaning of the word... Everyone, my knowledge is still shallow, and I don’t have the right words to describe the meaning of this word. I wonder if someone can teach me?"
This guy was shaking his head and talking nonsense. He couldn't make up any more, so he asked for advice with a smile.
An official from the Ministry of Rites next to him smiled and said: "Although the number of words in Fang Erlang's painting is a little short, the whole text has a rigorous structure and rhymes with straight and oblique rhymes. The few words can give people a sense of grandeur and majesty, and the words are concise and comprehensive, making it easy to read.
It’s truly a masterpiece that is astonishing to the world... Wow, haha!"
After talking about it, he couldn't help but laugh.
The onlookers nearby also laughed together.
For example, in the yamen that manage craftsmen such as the Military Supervisor and the Shaofu Superintendent, no one looks down on officials who are truly from noble families, and they don't even regard them as colleagues. At this moment, seeing Fang Jun wantonly insulting the Shaofu Superintendent, everyone is worried
Applause and applause, making it interesting and adding to the conversation after drinking.
[Prisoners and dogs are not allowed to enter]... This word was spread by word of mouth among the officials present, and spread throughout the city in just half a day. The court and the market were in an uproar! Some good people even went to the Yamen Gate of the Ministry of War in person.
"Bowing verses" in front of me, I was astonished for a moment!
This Fang Erlang is really talented. How did he come up with such infuriating words?