After a dry cough, Fang Jun said: "Your Majesty is wise, brave, and humble. He is truly a role model for the people in the world. I sincerely admire and admire you! Looking at the past dynasties, which emperor can examine his own shortcomings and have the courage to give advice to his subjects?
Adopt it? Therefore, your Majesty, please keep your original intention, always reflect on yourself, and never be content with contentment rather than making progress... Well, it is said that people learn bad things as soon as they have money. Your Majesty has hundreds of millions in your internal funds, which can easily weaken your Majesty's fighting spirit.
As a result, His Majesty often settles for pleasure because of the temptation of these commodities... Why not use these commodities to help the ministers to strengthen the foundry and lay an indestructible foundation for the Tang Dynasty, so that the Tang Dynasty can rule the world for thousands of generations..."
At first, His Majesty Li Er was stroking his beard and smiling, squinting his eyes slightly, and was very pleased with Fang Jun's flattery.
Who doesn't like to hear good things?
Moreover, Fang Jun, a "sycophant", can always scratch His Majesty Li Er's itch, and the flattering words he speaks often make His Majesty Li Er's body feel so happy that the pores open wide and his heart feels relaxed!
Courage to accept advice and broad-minded, His Majesty Li Er likes to hear such comments the most!
However, as I listened, I felt something was wrong...
Mother!
This guy is still worried about my internal money?!
He suddenly became furious and shouted: "You bastard, how dare you say that you are not thinking about my money? I tell you, there is no way! Is it easy for me to save some money after all my hard work? Do you know that I used my own money earlier?
How much should be allocated to the Ministry of Household Affairs? Now that I see that my internal funds are rich, are you coming to make some plans? Don’t even think about it!"
Mother!
Is it easy for me to be the emperor?
"At the end of the Sui Dynasty, the people were struggling to make a living. Production was almost completely paralyzed, and everything was in need of improvement. After he came to the throne, that old gangster Jieli took advantage of the situation and robbed him and almost emptied the Guanzhong treasury... Do you know how those days came to pass?"
His Majesty Li Er became more and more angry as he talked, and finally became so angry that he suddenly stood up from his desk and walked to Fang Jun. He pointed his halberd and cursed: "I never eat more than four dishes per meal, and every meal in the palace follows the instructions of the late Emperor."
The army was cut in half, the chambermaids dismissed two hundred people, and Queen Wende's dress could not even cover her feet... I am the emperor! We are no better than Qin Shihuang who dug mountains to bury his army in the tomb, nor are we better than the Sui Dynasty who enslaved the world with dozens of dragon boats.
Emperor Yang, are you dissatisfied with just maintaining the dignity of an emperor? It would be fine if that old guy Wei Zheng came to tell me so, but your special mother is not only my minister, but also my junior.
It’s simply unworthy of a son of man!”
This time, His Majesty Li Er was really angry. He started to curse and spit Mo Xingzi on Fang Jun's face...
Fang Jun was frightened!
He didn't even dare to wipe his face, he could only lower his head hard to avoid the splashing spit stars, feeling regretful in his heart...
Am I a bitch?
Why are you teasing this Tyrannosaurus rex if you have nothing to do...
In fact, he already had a clue about the funds needed by the Foundry Bureau, and there was no need to ask for His Majesty Li Er's internal funds. But just looking at His Majesty Li Er's complacent expression, he felt a little unhappy, and for some reason, he got a twitch in his head and became insane.
He also said such flirtatious words...
In fact, his original intention was just to make a joke. There are always many irregularities in front of His Majesty Li Er, and he has never seen this person get so angry because of this. His Majesty Li Er is still very unruly... But now I heard it.
It was only when His Majesty Li Er scolded that Fang Jun realized that he had stabbed His Majesty Li Er in a sore spot.
As an emperor, he lived a life of poverty, and he had to carefully consider where to spend every coin. Historical books may read that this is an excellent quality, but for the emperor himself, it is by no means a glorious thing.
Especially His Majesty Li Er mentioned Queen Wende...
The relationship between these two couples is of course needless to say, but as an emperor, he allows his wife's dress to not cover her feet... How guilty and self-blame is this?
No wonder His Majesty Li Er is so angry!
Fang Jun wanted to slap himself in the face, but he was owed...
But then again, although we have touched on your pain points, what words are not honest words? Everyone who has read knows that as an emperor, in addition to being diligent and caring for the people, he should be low-key and simple and spend all his money.
In the right place, if you scold me like this, is it possible that you are quite foolish?
When His Majesty Li Er got tired of scolding and stared out of breath, Fang Jun quickly nodded and bowed repeatedly, apologizing: "Your Majesty, please don't be upset. It's a humble minister who spoke nonsense and talked nonsense..."
His Majesty Li Er gasped and glared at Fang Jun for a while, then kicked Fang Jun in the leg and cursed: "You bastard, are you planning to piss me off to death? Get out of here, I'll be furious when I see you!"
"Yes, yes... Wei Chen is at fault, Wei Chen should get out now..."
Fang Jun apologized profusely and walked to the door. He heard the sound of footsteps outside, the jingling of rings, and the faint sound of voices. He suddenly stopped and turned around and said, "Wei Chen is indeed wrong. Your Majesty has learned martial ethics and is unified."
In the world, even the emperors of Qin, Han, Wu, Sui and Yang could not hope to be worthy of Your Majesty. What does it mean to dig up a mountain to build a mausoleum? What does it mean to have dozens of dragon boats sailing down the river? Your Majesty has plenty of money, so he should dig up the entire Jiuwei Mountain to build a mausoleum.
Isn't the imperial mausoleum ten times larger than the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang? Then block the Grand Canal, build a galloping road from Chang'an to Yangzhou, build bridges across mountains and rivers, and drive horses and cars down to Yangzhou. That is much faster than a boat.
Already..."
His Majesty Li Er was stunned...
Mother!
Since he dares to say these ridiculous words, is this stick looking for death?
Then he became furious, his eyes widened, and he shouted with his halberd finger: "Stop for me!"
Where will Fang Jun stop?
"Didn't Your Majesty tell Wei Chen to get out? Wei Chen will get out now..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and ran away.
Your Majesty Li Er's lungs are about to burst with anger. Run?
If you run away as a monk, can you still run away from the temple?
He yelled: "Come here, give me Fang Jun..."
Before she finished speaking, a delicate and slender figure appeared at the door, it was Princess Jinyang.
Princess Jinyang's delicate and bright face was full of doubts. She looked back and looked at something as she walked. She walked up to His Majesty Li Er and asked curiously: "Why did my brother-in-law run away in a panic? I ignored everyone I talked to!"
It’s really strange... Huh? My father, you look so ugly, you seem to be very angry... Who is so bold as to make my father angry?"
Interrupted by Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er also forgot to ask the imperial guards to catch up with Fang Jun and capture him. Hearing this, he said angrily: "Who else can there be? It's not Fang Jun who is not a son of a man."
!”
Princess Jinyang was startled. It was rare for her father to be so angry. She quickly stepped forward to support His Majesty Li Er's arm and said softly: "Father, sit down quickly. Si Zi will give you a cup of tea to calm down."
...By the way, what trouble did my brother-in-law get into that made my father so angry?"
Sitting on the chair, he reached out to take the tea poured by Princess Jinyang. Although His Majesty Li Er was very angry, he was not willing to get angry in front of Princess Jinyang. He held back his anger and took a sip of tea, and poured Fang Jun's anger.
The bastard said something, and then said angrily: "Tell me, does this bastard want to make me angry to death? Does he actually regard me as a coward like that who is extravagant and lustful? He is simply not a son of a man!"
Princess Jinyang was stunned, turned her beautiful eyes, then raised her sleeves, covered her lips and giggled.
My brother-in-law is really treacherous. He must have seen me coming and knew that I could dissuade my father from punishing him, so he had the audacity to say those words to deliberately anger my father. Otherwise, how would he dare?
His Majesty Li Er's face darkened, and he looked at his beloved little daughter with an uneasy expression, and said displeasedly: "Why are you laughing? Could it be that you are like that bastard and think that I am a fool?"
Princess Jinyang smiled, turned behind His Majesty Li Er with light steps, pressed a pair of snow-white Rouyi on His Majesty Li Er's broad shoulders, and said softly: "Father, can't you see that my brother-in-law is doing this on purpose?"
Are you angry with Father?"
His Majesty Li Er snorted: "You are so bold. I am the Emperor. Do you really think I can't chop off his head?"
Princess Jinyang grinned, blinked her beautiful eyes, and said, "Actually, my father should understand my brother-in-law's good intentions."
"What?" His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily: "As a father, you still need to understand him? Listen to what the stick said, he is mocking his father!"
Princess Jinyang gently squeezed His Majesty Li Er's shoulders, her beautiful eyes were clear and shining, and she chuckled: "Then after listening to my brother-in-law, does your father still have those thoughts of extravagant enjoyment?"
His Majesty Li Er paused slightly...
Um?
Could this be Fang Jun's alternative way of admonishing?
But then he saw his little daughter staring at him with stern and slightly nervous eyes... He suddenly smiled bitterly.
Girls are really outgoing...
Princess Jinyang had been staring at her father's expression. When she saw her father laughing, her heart suddenly relaxed and she felt a little proud of completing the task...
Since her brother-in-law believed that she could dissuade her father from punishing him, she naturally couldn't let her brother-in-law down...