Chapter 1,668: Today the waves hit me and I turned over
Not only Ma Zhou, but also Cen Wenwen and others thought that Fang Jun had bad intentions. Changsun Wuji, who had been ridiculed and insulted by Fang Jun several times with poems, also felt that Fang Jun was up to something...
But it can't be stopped.
Chu Suiliang has always looked up to the Guanlong Group. Although Changsun Wuji looked down on him a little, if he abandoned him, he was afraid that other family forces that relied on the Guanlong Group would harm him, so he could only tolerate it again and again. But
If we try to stop Fang Jun now, it would be equivalent to thinking that Chu Suiliang's literary talent is not as good as Fang Jun's. It's okay to do it in private, and there's nothing shameful about not being as good as others. At this moment, in public, Chu Suiliang is afraid that Chu Suiliang will be shameless.
He is a "lucky minister" who is proud of his calligraphy and literary talent...
Changsun Wuji's eyelids trembled and he remained silent.
His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun with a hesitant expression. Based on his understanding of Fang Jun, he could tell at a glance that this boy had no good intentions. He had no choice but to come up with a poem like "The Charcoal Seller" to insult Chu Suiliang.
Fan, Chu Suiliang even had to be infamous because this poem was spread all over the world...
However, his eyes flickered but he did not say anything to stop him.
No one knows what he is thinking...
Fang Jun looked at Chu Suiliang with a smile, a harmless smile on his face, very sunny and friendly, and said leisurely: "Chu Huangmen, please listen carefully, this half of the story I came up with is - "Lie down on the beach"
It's been a year and a half, and today the waves are beating you up...Come on, a certain person is lacking in talent and learning, oh, a certain person is meditating but can't complete the next step, so I'd like to ask Chu Huangmen for advice."
His Majesty Li Er was immediately stunned... What is this?
All the princes in the hall couldn't help but be stunned when they heard Fang Jun's half-que "poetry".
This is too ridiculous. It has no literary talent and no rhyme. It is simply inferior to the limericks in the city. This is written by Fang Erlang, a "master of poetry" and "a genius of nine billions"?
This is definitely not Fang Jun’s level!
Is it possible that there is a more profound knowledge contained in it, the essence that vulgar people cannot appreciate for a while? This is not unreasonable. As the so-called "Tao to simplicity", Fang Er's poetry masterpieces have never been refined with gorgeous diction.
To win through elegance and rhyme, words that are as plain as flowing water are often condensed with soul-stirring power, reaching a state of "returning to nature"...
Including His Majesty Li Er, no one dared to criticize Fang Jun's two "poems" abruptly. Instead, they immediately meditated deeply on each sentence and every word, trying to understand the meaning hidden in such ordinary words.
To experience the "truth" of the world, you can experience a different spiritual feeling.
As a result, I analyzed it word by word and analyzed it one by one, and it really gave everyone a taste of it...
Mother!
Isn't this stick a curse?
"You have been lying on the beach for a year and a half, and today the waves hit you and you turn over."... Chu Suiliang was expelled from the capital by His Majesty because of Wei Zheng's manuscripts, and then he was recalled to Chang'an after reading his calligraphy. It took exactly one and a half years.
For a year and a half, Chu Suiliang was indeed like an overturned turtle. He seemed to be lying on the beach and enjoying himself, but in fact, he was anxious and suffering day and night because he could not turn over. As a result, the emperor called him back.
When Jing's edict arrived, it was like a cool wave, turning him over like a divine help. From then on, he returned to the sea, like a fish in water...
This is simply a lifelike picture unfolding in front of you!
Too vivid, too vivid...
Ma Zhou looked at Fang Jun dumbfounded, his eyes full of disbelief. Brother, we know you are talented, but can you say something dirty like this so casually? Is it really okay?
Cen Wenwen put his hand on his forehead, not knowing what to say.
He is full of beauty and talent, but he wants to humiliate others in such a despicable way. This guy is really a stick...
Yu Zhining's old face was dull. He didn't understand. Even if Fang Jun had such a natural talent, why couldn't he have the matching virtue?
Writing poems to curse people is too damaging...
Changsun Wuji shook his hand into a fist with his right hand and hit it hard on the palm of his left hand. He cursed in his heart: I knew it! How could this little bastard be the one who suffered the slightest loss? He will make trouble for anyone who makes him unhappy!
Just because of this, I think of the sentence "You are waiting for me, I will buy an orange" that I still don't understand, and I feel more and more depressed...
How could Fang Xuanling, a gentle, gentle and upright man, give birth to such a wicked person who is bound to retaliate?
His Majesty Li Er shook his head and sighed. This bastard is incurable. It's a good thing that Fang Xuanling didn't go to court today because he was ill. Otherwise, if he were here, would he be so angry that he would vomit three liters of blood because of this traitor?
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No one knows whether Fang Xuanling vomited blood or not, but Chu Suiliang really felt a sweetness in his throat at this moment and had an urge to vomit blood!
With blood all over his body rushing to the top of his head and his face dripping red, Chu Suiliang banged the table and shouted angrily: "Asshole! Fang Jun, how dare you humiliate me like this? I will fight you until death!"
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He was so angry that he was so angry that he didn't care that the emperor was watching. He immediately jumped on the table in front of him and pounced on Fang Jun who was not far away like a tiger pouncing on food. The ministers around him were frightened.
After a jump, especially Changsun Wuji, he quickly stretched out his hand to pull it.
Although Chu Suiliang has no obvious official title, he is still a minister who openly defected to the Guanlong Group. Fang Jun is very lawless. If Chu Suiliang is beaten up in front of everyone, no matter how His Majesty punishes Fang Jun afterwards,
I am afraid that Chu Suiliang will lose face. How can he gain a foothold in the government and further become the backbone of the Guanlong Group?
However, he underestimated Chu Suiliang's flexibility at this moment. Anger can tap the potential of the human body, allowing people to do some actions that are usually difficult to do. For example, at this moment, Chu Suiliang jumped up and jumped onto the table, his body as light as a dragonfly touching water,
His steps were as nimble as an ape leaping into a stream, and when he suddenly pounced on Fang Jun, he suddenly felt like a tiger descending from the mountain!
The result was that Changsun Wuji lost everything...
Fang Jun was also shocked. He didn't expect that Chu Suiliang was so fierce. He dared to attack him brazenly in front of the emperor in the political hall?
Seeing Chu Suiliang lunging towards him from the table with claws and teeth, Fang Jun subconsciously leaned back...
Although anger can enhance the potential of the human body, it cannot turn Guo Jing into Hong Qigong overnight. Chu Suiliang burst out with rare agility, but it does not mean that he has become Shen Lang, who can "walk on the snow without leaving a trace".
The Lord of Baiyun City was not the one who said, "A sword comes from the west and a fairy flies from the sky." The result was that the sole of his foot stepped on the paper on the table. He stumbled and lost his balance. Under the dumbfounded eyes of all the people in the hall, he stepped on the paper on the table.
He fell down, and by accident, he fell firmly in front of Fang Jun.
"piaji"
Face down...
There was silence in the political hall, and you could hear a needle drop.
Everyone opened their mouths wide, dumbfounded by this sudden turn of events...
Li Ji, who was next to Fang Jun, reacted quickly. When he saw Chu Suiliang fell down at Fang Jun's feet, face down and motionless, he quickly shouted: "Quickly call the doctor!"
Although this person is not popular with others, if he falls to his death, Fang Jun will definitely be in huge trouble. He treats Fang Jun very highly, how can he be willing to see such a situation happen?
Fang Jun was also startled, but the scene of Linghu Defen hitting a pillar in the court hall and pretending to be faint was heard in his mind. He became suspicious and leaned over to take a peek. Sure enough, he saw that Chu Suiliang was motionless and seemed to be fainted. His eyelashes were
But he kept blinking...
really!
It seems that this guy is just like Linghu Deben back then. He felt that he was so embarrassed that he simply pretended to be faint and got through this embarrassing and fatal scene...
Fang Jun was most disgusted with Chu Suiliang.
This man is really talented, and his writing, poetry, and painting are all of the highest quality, especially his calligraphy. His reputation has been passed down through the ages, and his accomplishments are rarely matched by others. However, this man is so focused on his business that his character is inevitably inferior, so he relies on Li Er.
His majesty's favor is arbitrary and he is too high-minded without realizing it. Not many people in the court have a good impression of him.
It’s no wonder that in the future, he would grovel to follow the Guanlong Group and be deposed by Wu Zetian. He went to Tanzhou, Lingui, and Annan, and finally lived in a smog-filled land, but no one was willing to speak for him...
If he can grit his teeth and fight to the end, even though his life will be miserable, future generations may be able to give him a reputation as "unyielding and upright". But this man has no spine, and the Guanlong Group gave up on him without hesitation when he saw that he was unwilling to do so.
He went to confront Wu Zetian for him, and immediately wrote a letter to Gaozong Li Zhi, pleading with him and telling him that he had served Gaozu and Taizong for a long time, and most firmly supported Gaozong's succession.
To no avail, Emperor Gaozong Li Zhi listened to his wife and completely ignored her...
This person is a sycophant. It is a pity that Zhenguan Dynasty had countless capable ministers. It is difficult for a low-ranking person like him to stir up troubles and influence the situation of the court. Otherwise, he will definitely bring disaster to the court and be reviled for eternity.
Fang Jun suddenly had evil thoughts, kicked off his shoes, and wanted to put his toes on the nose of Chu Suiliang, who was pretending to be dizzy...
Unexpectedly, a burst of cold air hit me. When I looked up, I saw Li Jizheng glaring at him with wide eyes. When I saw Fang Jun, he looked over and cursed in a low voice: "Asshole! How can you be so wicked when you keep a thin line in your life?!"
Fang Jun had no choice but to laugh twice and secretly put on his shoes before others rushed over to check on Chu Suiliang...