At this time, the fat stall owner had used a long pole to take off the top revolving lantern and handed it to Fang Jun. Then he glued Fang Jun's puzzle to a carp-shaped lantern and used a long pole to
The pole is hung again on the light stand.
Fang Jun took the lantern and raised it high with one hand. Princess Jinyang on her back was so happy that she reached out to take it, her little face filled with a flower-like smile.
Fang Jun then looked at the gentle young monk and said with a smile: "You are making me laugh, young master. Is the young master the monk from Huichang Temple?"
The monk replied: "Exactly, this benefactor is a pilgrim in the temple. Today he is raising money again, so the young monk came to take care of him."
Fang Jun curled his lips, he was most annoyed by monks and Taoists.
It’s not that I have any objections to them, but that in ancient times, these two types of people did not engage in production. They spent all day pretending to be gods and deceiving people to gather money. In turn, they hoarded large tracts of land at once, causing the land to become more concentrated and farmers to be displaced. The most outrageous thing is
, no need to pay taxes...
He is simply a parasite on society!
So what if he looks good? I hate such flower monks the most...
Fang Jun paused suddenly, looked the monk up and down, and asked tentatively: "Dare you ask me the name of the young master?"
The monk Weiwei said: "Little monk Dharma title Bianji."
Debate machine?
Fang Jun immediately panicked!
Is this such a coincidence?
Subconsciously, when she turned around, she saw Princess Gaoyang standing pretty, her face slightly red, her little eyes constantly glancing at Bianji...
really!
Adulterer|husband|***!
Could it be that fate has already determined that these two people fell in love with each other as soon as they met?
What the hell, can I have a little face?
Fang Jun was stiff all over, staring at the monk Bian Ji in front of him, the color of his face changing, hesitating whether he should jump over immediately and strangle the flower monk to death...
These are destined enemies!
Even if he doesn't plan to marry Princess Gaoyang in this life, it doesn't mean that Fang Jun will feel calm when he sees Bian Ji and become a stranger!
Bianji also saw that the young lady behind Fang Jun seemed to be paying attention to him, so he smiled slightly and responded politely. Suddenly he felt cold all over his body. He looked around in surprise, and happened to meet the fierce light in Fang Jun's eyes, which made him startled.
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He thought he had just laughed with the little lady and made her jealous. But after hearing what he just said, he knew that it was the lady in front of him, but he was being abrupt.
But, that little lady is really pretty...
Bian Ji gathered his mind, saluted, apologized, turned around in a hurry, and ran behind the lighthouse.
He had an intuition that if he stayed here any longer, this black-faced boy would really beat himself up...
Fang Jun took a deep breath, knowing that there were many people here and that even if he had any ideas, he would not be able to implement them.
He looked back at Princess Gao Yang and suddenly asked: "Very handsome?"
Princess Gaoyang was stunned: "What?"
"I mean, that monk is so handsome."
Princess Gao Yang said happily: "Yes, yes, Master Bianji is a senior monk from Huichang Temple, he is very powerful!"
Fang Jun turned his head and ignored the nymphomaniac, his face getting darker and darker...
"Second brother, I want that lantern!"
When Fang Xiuzhu saw Princess Jinyang getting the lantern, she felt envious and pointed to a lotus-shaped lantern on the lighthouse.
Fang Jun squinted at the lighthouse and had an idea.
"Don't worry, everyone who meets you will have a share, you will get them all!"
Aren't you trying to make money by pointing at this lighthouse? I'm making you look bad...
Instructed a guard: "Go and pay, ten cents each time, no more!"
The guard, who was responsible for paying for the three highnesses' purchases, nodded immediately after hearing this.
Fang Jun stood under the lighthouse and raised his head slightly...
"Once and for all... name a place? Chang'an!"
"When we meet people who have come out of purdah... what's the word? Well, it's the word 'jia'!"
"Need half, leave half, or just one word? Thunder!"
"When you draw it, it is round, when you write it, it is square, it is warm when it is, but it is cold when it is not... Why are they all anagrams? Day | Ah!"
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He stood there like a professional troublemaker, and for every ten cents given by the guards, he answered a riddle and took away a lantern.
Soon, several sisters had lanterns, and the imperial guards each had one, and Princess Gaoyang was also assigned one... Fang Jun ordered the lanterns to be distributed to the onlookers, causing a burst of applause.
The fat stall owner's face turned green. The cheapest of these lanterns cost more than ten cents, and the expensive ones cost almost several hundred cents. Isn't this worth the loss?
I had no choice but to bow to Fang Jun with a smile on my face, and begged: "This young gentleman, this is for donating money and praying for blessings, please show me your noble hand..."
Fang Jun looked at him with a half-smile, but before he could say anything, someone next to him shouted, "Come on, who doesn't recognize Niu Deshan, the iron cock you are? Don't use this as a cover, then Monk Sha in the temple believes in you.
We don’t believe it!”
"That's right! Isn't it fun to lie to people, you wicked devil?"
"Haha, do you know who this person is in front of you? It's the famous Fang Erlang from "Zhen Guanzhong"! People take money according to the rules, why don't they let people guess lantern riddles?"
"Fang Erlang, beat him!"
"beat him!"
Fang Jun sweated profusely, turned around and said angrily: "That person who just shouted "Zhen Guanzhong", stand up for me, I promise not to beat you to death!"
No one was afraid of him, but he caused a burst of laughter.
Although Fang Erlang has a notorious reputation, that is only for the dandy in the capital, and he has no experience of cruelty to ordinary people. On the contrary, who in Guanzhong does not know about Fang Erlang's deeds of generously sheltering the victims?
Someone shouted: "Fang Erlang, is this really your wife next to you?"
Fang Jun was stunned and thought to himself that it was not good.
Sure enough, someone immediately said: "Fang Erlang's wife, isn't she Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang?"
"Oh my god! Is she really a princess?"
"She's so beautiful, she should be about the same, right?"
"The one Fang Erlang is carrying, could it be Princess Jinyang?"
"Oh my, what a good luck today, I actually met the two princesses!"
Hearing that her identity was dug out, Princess Gaoyang did not feel shy, but was shocked. There were so many people here, and if someone collided with her, there would be no place to hide!
Fang Jun was also frightened. If something happened, would His Majesty Li Er have to cut himself into pieces?
He quickly ordered the guards to surround Princess Gaoyang and Li Zhi. Suddenly, he heard someone in the crowd saying loudly: "Those monks are all pretending to be ghosts, and they usually make loan sharks! This guy Fang Erlang is really a good man.
Even if he is a dandy, he is the most humane dandy in Chang'an!"
Fang Jun waterfall sweat...
A dude is just a dude, and the most humane dude? I don’t know if you are praising me or scolding me...
Didn't you come up with some kind of "Four Pests of Chang'an" a few days ago, and in the blink of an eye, you guys have become fans?
What surprised him most was that when the man said this, many people responded loudly and agreed.
The crowd did not gather around them, and no one left. Instead, they dispersed slightly and made way for a path.
There was no situation in the TV series where people would kneel down and kowtow when they saw the royal family. Everyone looked at Princess Gaoyang and Princess Jinyang curiously. After all, it is not easy to see such golden branches and jade leaves.
Princess Jinyang is okay. The little girl is very happy today. She even waved the revolving lantern in her hand at everyone lively and said in a sweet voice: "My brother-in-law won this for me, doesn't it look good?"
"nice!"
"Haha, Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang is so cute..."
"And the relationship between His Highness and Fang Erlang is really good. I have been paying attention just now that Fang Erlang has walked a long way behind His Highness's back!"
Princess Jinyang was even more proud. She even lay on Fang Jun's shoulder, put her mouth to her and kissed Fang Jun on the cheek.
The crowd laughed even louder, everyone loved this lively and cute little princess.
On the other hand, Princess Gaoyang was watched by so many people, and her usual domineering and arrogant attitude disappeared. Her pretty face turned red with embarrassment and she was at a loss.
It took a long time to get away from the entangled crowd.
Fang Jun was sweating profusely. He knew that he could not continue to stay with these people shopping, otherwise he might not know what would happen, so he ordered the imperial guards to escort the two princesses back to the palace as princes.
Princess Gaoyang felt uncomfortable all over and wished she could fly back to the palace, but Princess Jinyang was reluctant to leave, holding Fang Jun's hand and not letting go until Fang Jun made countless promises before leaving.
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Fang Jun finally took a breath.
Fortunately, this was during the Zhenguan period when the relationship between the royal family and Pingming was very good. If it had been placed in any other dynasty, it would definitely have caused some serious trouble!
Just when he breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly saw a servant of his own hurriedly running towards him in the distance, bumping into countless pedestrians and causing curses everywhere. However, he didn't care at all and ran straight to Fang Jun, sweating profusely and anxious.