Several big-bodied Imperial Guardsmen entered the palace in response. When they saw Fang Jun, their eyelids twitched wildly.
This guy is really a mastermind at seeking death. Almost every time he enters the palace, he provokes the emperor into a rage. On average, every two times he enters the palace, he gets a beating with a military stick...
But at the same time, I also admired him deeply. If it had been anyone else, if he had made the emperor angry every three days, even if he didn't die, he would have been sent far away by the emperor to find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, so that he could concentrate on the mountains and rivers.
Living in poor mountains and harsh waters, with tigers, leopards, snakes and worms as his companions. However, this Fang Erlang remained firm and motionless. He struck whenever the military stick needed to be struck. After the beating was over, his official position slowly climbed up without any delay...
Several forbidden soldiers came to Fang Jun, pulled him and walked out.
Fang Jun did not dare to struggle. Although he received twenty military sticks, the emperor thought that he was retaliating against Duke Anguo's government, and because of this, he was resentful of Duke Anguo's government. His goal was perfectly achieved.
It's worth a few sticks...
After leaving the main hall, several forbidden soldiers whispered: "Erlang, I'm offended!"
They are all children of noble families, and even if they are not familiar with each other, they all recognize each other. Although this is the emperor's order, but explaining it is also the intended meaning of the title.
Fang Jun arrived at the foot of the steps, lay down on the ground, looked up at a few forbidden soldiers, and said to the person who just spoke: "You are the third son of the Ankang County Duke's family? I recognize you, so I will execute you quickly, but if the beating hurts me, please wait."
I’ll settle the score with you later!”
Ankang County Duke Li Xiyu is currently the governor of Liangzhou. He is from the Li family in Longxi. He is the grandson of Li Qianzhe, the general manager of Xinzhou in the Northern Zhou Dynasty, and the son of Li Jingyou, the governor of Taizhou in the Sui Dynasty. He can also be regarded as a major faction in the army.
The forbidden soldier's face darkened and he almost cursed!
Mother!
Does this have anything to do with me because of the emperor's order?
If it hurts from the beating, you want to settle the score with me?
If you don't even feel any pain after being beaten with twenty military sticks, then it's time for the emperor to settle the score with me!
Why is this stick so hated?
Gritting his teeth, he said: "It is hard to disobey the emperor's orders. If you offend, please forgive me."
As he spoke, he raised the wooden stick in his hand and struck it hard...
Even though he was very angry, he didn't dare to take it seriously. Not only was he afraid that Fang Jun would hold a grudge against Qiu Hou because of this, but it was also difficult for the emperor to explain it. The emperor was actually very angry that this man who had only been around for three days was beaten with a stick.
It's just a lesson, if it really gets broken, I'm afraid the emperor will be the first to quit...
After twenty military sticks were beaten, Fang Jun groaned a few times. The skin was not broken, but the bruises were definitely there. He took a breath of cold air and stood up with the help of several forbidden soldiers. The chamberlain who was waiting aside quickly came up.
He stepped forward and said: "Consort, Your Majesty is still waiting for you."
Fang Jun nodded and said to the forbidden soldiers: "Thank you for your care, brother. You will be on duty tomorrow. Let's have a drink together."
Several people said: "The relationship is good, but I'm afraid that you, Fang Erlang, are busy and forget about our brothers."
Fang Jun glared and said: "What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of person is our second roommate? It's settled, Pingkangfang is the best brothel. Anyone who doesn't come will not be given face!"
Several people responded quickly.
They are all descendants of the Xungui family. Although Fang Jun is now in a high and powerful position, he has never had any airs and has a very good reputation among the descendants of lower-level aristocratic families.
Fang Jun then returned to the palace. As soon as he entered the door, he slowed down and moved step by step, grinning and sucking in the cold air...
His Majesty Li Er was still angry. Seeing Fang Jun pretending, he snorted and pointed to the chair beside him and said, "Sit down."
Fang Jun's face twitched, sit down?
I just finished being beaten with a military stick and my butt is swollen. Do you want me to sit down?
"It's my fault that I don't dare to sit down. In front of His Majesty, I can just stand..."
His Majesty Li Er said solemnly: "Are you resisting the decree?"
Fang Jun: "..."
What a big deal, you're not done yet, are you?
But the emperor is the boss and the emperor is the second child. If you don’t sit down, you are disobeying the decree and disrespecting him. What else can you do?
I could only slowly walk to the chair and sit down slowly. My butt just touched the chair and stopped. The posture was like a horse stance and I didn't dare to sit down at all.
His Majesty Li Er looked at him, fully aware of the half-serious and half-false grin, but he did not point it out.
This is what it is like to be an emperor. Don't think that your ministers really think you are wise and powerful when they boast about "candles shining thousands of miles" and "clearly observing everything". "When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when the people are clear, there will be no disciples." It's time to be smart.
Being shrewd and being confused when you should be confused is truly wise and powerful.
If you see through it, don’t say it…
After beating the boy, his anger subsided a little, His Majesty Li Er ordered someone to bring tea and gave Fang Jun a piece of cake.
Taking a sip of tea, His Majesty Li Er asked: "Tell me, what do you think about the Queen of Silla's concubine?"
Fang Jun took a sip of water and said quickly: "Of course I agreed to her request and gave the queen a title at will, letting her live in Chang'an as a hostage, and then decreed that a royal child should succeed to the throne of Silla, and take her with her
A forbidden army firmly controlled the Silla government and made it a vassal state of the Tang Dynasty. After that, commerce, military, and culture were all combined. Soon, Silla would become a state of the Tang Dynasty.
Tang people and merchants went to Silla to make a living, and this land will forever become an indispensable part of the Tang Dynasty, and no one can divide it!"
The Korean countries have the same origin and species as China, and are geographically connected. There is no difference in folk culture. It only takes a long time for Chinese culture to be rooted in their places and assimilated. In history, although Emperor Gaozong
They destroyed Goguryeo and Baekje, but were eventually attacked by Silla and lost this land. Otherwise, it would only take a hundred years, and there would be absolutely nothing to do in the future...
However, His Majesty Li Er pondered: "It's just that many ministers in the court are opposed to it. They think that Silla is a land outside of civilization, and its people are also barbarians who are disobedient to the king's transformation. The non-king's spirit can be civilized, and the land is even more barren.
It is useless and will cause endless trouble..."
When Fang Jun heard this, he immediately became angry: "A group of people who talk a lot but have no practical way to help the world and rejuvenate the country are rotten Confucians!"
He stood up and said angrily: "Although the land of Silla is not as fertile as Guanzhong, it is not barren and desolate. It can also grow wheat and other crops. However, the coast of Silla is the location of the largest fishing ground in the world. A warm current flows northward.
And a southward cold current converge here, giving birth to a large number of fish schools and various marine creatures. Just fishing for seafood is enough to feed the people of Liaodong! These idiots just sit at home and study hard.
Studying hard, clinging to the views of our ancestors without making any progress, and never opening our eyes to see the world, you deserve to be damned!"
joke!
The largest fishing ground in Hokkaido on earth is in the waters near Silla. According to the shipbuilding technology and ocean fishing technology of the Tang Dynasty, just setting up a huge fishing fleet here can earn tens of millions.
Regardless of whether the stone fish catch is supplied to Shandong or Guanzhong, it can greatly reduce the grain supply in Guanzhong.
There are still ignorant people who say that Silla is a barren land and is useless?
Simply ridiculous!
His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows and asked, "Seriously?"
Fang Jundao: "Wei Chen is not telling any lies! This time when we went to sea and passed through the waters near Tsushima Island, Wei Chen had his navy soldiers catch sharks and whales, and they caught countless fish!"
His Majesty Li Er nodded slowly, thought for a moment, and said: "Sit down, you are so young, how come you don't have any composure at all?"
Fang Jun said angrily: "I can't sit down, and I can't breathe when I sit down. They are really a bunch of rotten scholars who are useless to the country. They only write poems and articles. How can they know any pragmatism? If these people occupy the court
In the long run, the people's livelihood will become more and more miserable, and the country will no longer be a country!"
"I asked you to sit down!"
His Majesty Li Er glared and scolded.
Fang Jun shrank his neck, looking embarrassed, not realizing...
He had no choice but to sit down. As soon as his butt touched the chair, he felt pain that made him take a breath, so he had no choice but to continue his stance.
This is such a torture, I can’t even stand for a while...
His Majesty Li Er tapped his fingers lightly on the desk, pondered for a long time, and then sighed: "However, in the past dynasties, there is no precedent for the royal family's children to be enfeoffed in a new place. The ministers used this as an excuse, and I can't do it."
persuade."
Fang Jun said: "That's nonsense! The Duke of Zhou was granted the title of Lu, Jiang Shang was granted the title of Qi, Duke Zhao was granted the title of Yan, and the princes named Ji were established between Jiang and Han, and the heroes were entrusted to Qi, Chu and other places as princes with different surnames. From this,
China extends from Jiaozhi to the south, to the Great Wall in the north, to North Korea in the east, to Dianbo in the west. Kyushu is unified, and China is unified! Chixian Shenzhou will be passed down for eternity! How come that there is no imperial edict to seal the children of the royal family in the new land?