The great ancestor Li Yuan gave birth to nearly twenty princesses. Among them, there were only a few who could be called dignified, virtuous, and abiding by women's ethics. Most of them were dissolute and wanton.
Because the royal family has the blood of the Hu people, their lifestyle is so rotten that the royal family that has dominated the world since ancient times has never been like this...
The Li Tang royal family themselves did not take their lifestyle seriously, and over time, people in the world gradually did not take it seriously either. Whenever they heard about the messy things of the royal family, they all took it for granted.
Fang Jun had never heard that Princess Danyang had such problems before, but thinking about it, when they first got married, Princess Danyang disliked Xue Wanche for being stupid, and although she didn't dare to divorce without authorization, it was certain that she didn't like Xue Wanche later, so she wanted to find someone who looked handsome, considerate, and understanding.
It seems logical that they are in good terms with each other.
Looking at Xue Wanche's burly body, rugged appearance, and his alternative temperament that are completely different from the creamy boys nowadays who apply makeup and powder, Fang Jun is not only a bit out of his element.
Both of them are masculine. In terms of exquisite appearance, they are really hard to match. In fact, most of the princesses of the Tang Dynasty did not like such rugged and masculine men, but those who were feminine, handsome and frail.
, more favored.
For example, Bianji, who was so handsome that Fang Jun was envious and jealous...
Fortunately, I come from a later generation and have been exposed to countless secret techniques in the room. There are always new postures, experiences, and theories in bed intercourse, which are not comparable to the vast majority of men in this era of limited information. Xue Wanche is miserable. He does not look good.
She fits the aesthetics of Princess Danyang, but doesn't know how to please people. Even when she gets married, she needs to be taught by her great uncle, His Majesty Li Er, on how to enter the bridal chamber... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that tragedy has already been doomed.
Half of the wine in the jug was drunk and half spilled. Xue Wanche shook the jug a few times, but when no wine flowed out, he threw it aside, turned over, and continued talking nonsense.
"...I, Xue Wanche, gained fame by fighting on horseback. Taking the enemy general's head from the battle array is like picking out an object from a bag. What can that little guy do? I can break his neck with just one hand... How can he be better than me?"
Strong? I can't bear this tone. Adulterers and adulterers will be killed... I just pity my child. Although he is only eleven years old, once he is majestic and strong, he will definitely be able to fly into the sky as an eagle one day, but he has to be implicated by me.
, I will never be able to hold my head up for the rest of my life... Wuwuwu... I am such a waste. I can do nothing except go into battle to kill the enemy. I can't even surrender to a woman... I am ashamed to be a human being..."
The guy was crying and mumbling inarticulately. He suddenly turned over and sat up, looking straight at Fang Jun.
Fang Jun was shocked...
"Is there any more wine?"
"Uh...yes."
Fang Jun handed half the jar of wine to Xue Wanche. The man grabbed the jar, drank half of it in one breath, took a breath, and shouted: "Good wine!"
Then he stared at Fang Jun with his eyes straight, and said: "Why is Erlang here?" Then he looked up at the surrounding environment and asked: "Where am I?"
Fang Jun said: "The general just killed Princess Danyang and killed most of the people in the house. He took advantage of the heavy snow to escape here. I saw you looking so sad and angry that I couldn't bear to die. I couldn't bear that the hero of this life ended up with his car broken up, so he gave me poisoned wine as a gift."
I’ll send you on my last journey.”
"ah?!"
Xue Wanche was shocked and his expression changed: "I killed Danyang? Oh my, what can I do? I just thought about it in my mind and didn't want to kill her seriously... Even if I killed Danyang, it would be her fault. You This bastard fed me poisonous wine, and if I die right now, am I committing suicide out of fear of crime? Mother! Second Fang, my great reputation will be lost at your hands!"
This guy beat his chest and felt regretful.
Fang Jun twitched the corner of his mouth and said disdainfully: "Haha, you are full of cruel words, but when it comes down to it, it is just a silver-like wax gun tip. How dare you brag about taking the head of a general in the battle of ten thousand soldiers? My wife stole someone. , there are so many people in this world who either pick up the sword, draw the sword, and use their hands to rape their husbands and adulterers. Even though the national law is unacceptable, he is still a strong man. , Ronghua I... Like you want to take action but don't dare, instead you want to fulfill your lust of words. The majestic General Xue, whose bravery has been eroded by Ronghua, is all that is left is this mouth?"
"fart!"
Xue Wanche's face turned red, and he scratched his neck and said: "I am fighting in the battle, and there are countless dead souls in my hands. It's just a princess or a boy, why don't you dare? Wasn't Danyang killed by me? It's not a pity for that bitch to die, I will kill her. It’s a matter of course, I just don’t want to bear the reputation of someone who commits suicide out of fear of crime… Huh?”
At this point, he realized that although he was dirty, there was not even a trace of blood on his body. How could he look like he had killed Danyang and half of the servants in the mansion?
Mother!
Got fooled...
Xue Wanche was so angry that he finally came to his senses. He stood up and wanted to fight Fang Jun. Unexpectedly, just as he stood up, the world began to spin, the alcohol surged up, his limbs became weak, and he fell to the ground.
"You bastard, I will fight you until death!"
Xue Wanche was so ashamed and angry.
Not only was he angry after being tricked by Fang Jun, but more importantly, no one knew about Danyang's theft, but he actually blurted it out while drunk, and even Fang Jun listened to it. The outcome was obvious. The news will inevitably spread, and even if I want to shrink my head and accept my fate, I can't...
As for poisoned wine and so on, it is obviously nonsense!
Fang Jun sneered and said: "It seems that he is just pretending to be strong and brave. But when things come to a head and such humiliation, wouldn't the general endure the humiliation?"
Xue Wanche said angrily: "Fart! I want to kill that adulterer and adulteress without any effort. It's just quick and easy to do it for a moment. I won't hesitate to do it. I'm willing to die with that bitch. I just pity my child. I can't do it this year." You are only eleven years old, but you have to be implicated by me. Even if it is not the case, you will be exiled to Qiongzhou and will not be able to return to Chang'an for the rest of your life. I can't bear it..."
Fang Jun said: "If the general has this ambition, don't worry about your son. Afterwards, he will beg for mercy from your majesty to absolve him of his guilt, and will recruit him into the martial arts hall. You, you, will raise him up with your own hands!"
"..."
Xue Wanche blinked and said angrily: "Danyang is a golden branch and jade leaf, the emperor is a noble man. If I kill him with my own hands, how will your majesty be willing to give up? I am afraid that the entire Xue family will be punished, but my own hatred will bring harm to the family." Even after death, I have no face to face my ancestors..."
"General, you can rest assured that this matter is the fault of Princess Danyang. Although the general acted violently, he did not lose his majesty! When the time comes, I will definitely intercede in front of Your Majesty and pardon the Xue family for the crime of family members. If you violate this oath, you will be punished by heaven and earth. !”
Given Fang Jun's status in the eyes of His Majesty Li Er, if he comes forward to intercede for the Xue family, His Majesty Li Er will definitely give him face.
Xue Wanche: "..."
After a long time, the guy let out a long sigh, his burly figure shrank, wiped his beard, and whispered: "Actually, I don't dare to kill that bitch Danyang, but I just thought that doing so would be a bit awkward.
If you can't commit the crime, why should I lose my life when that bitch steals someone?"
He finally figured out that Fang Jun was not a good person and deliberately provoked him.
If he could kill him, he would have killed him long ago, so why go to Pingkangfang to get drunk and drink away his sorrows?
Now that Fang Jun has been humiliated, he has no excuse at all and can only sigh and lower his head...
Fang Jun didn't speak anymore, but took out another jar of wine from the mezzanine of the carriage, poured half of it into the empty jar, handed it to Xue Wanche, one jar for each person, and took a sip.
The reason why he was willing to tell Xue Wanche so much was because he thought of himself in history, feeling sympathy for each other, and being kind to each other.
Besides, Xue Wanche is a bit confused, but he doesn't have much scheming. He can be regarded as a generous and upright man, but he seems to have a deep prejudice against himself...
Xue Wanche silently took a sip of wine, then raised his head and stared at Fang Jun with confused eyes: "To be honest, I am very dissatisfied with Erlang! I don't know why, but you suddenly parted ways with King Jing, and even turned against each other.
But I am confident that I have not done anything sorry for you, so why are you so distant from me? Back then, you were just a young boy, and I took you drinking and having fun all day long. Do you really think it was because I was coveting your father? No!
I really like you, and I think your temperament is exactly the same as mine, and you are closer than my own son! But suddenly your boy seems to have become a different person. The poems he writes are praised by people all over the world, and the money you earn can be piled up.
If you become a golden mountain, that's all. We are also happy that the little brother who followed me in the past has made a career, but why do you have to turn your back on me? Mother! I want to beat you up several times.
"Dun, you are so promising that you don't recognize your old brother anymore? You ungrateful bastard..."