It's so embarrassing when no one thinks your jokes are funny.
Princess Changle glared at Fang Jun. Her beautiful face looked calm, but in fact she was secretly clenching her teeth. The shame in her heart had to be suppressed with great strength, otherwise she didn't know whether she would explode on the spot and destroy her.
He has always had a cool and calm image.
It’s so irritating…
If you don't want to compose poetry, then just don't compose it. Why bother to confuse people with such an irrelevant thing?
It deserves to be killed!
Fang Jun was stared at by her eyes, and he felt as if there were countless ants crawling up and down his body. He felt terribly uncomfortable, and Princess Dongyang was sarcastic and fanning the flames, so he had to drink one glass after another.
As a man in two lifetimes, Fang Jun has rarely been so embarrassed.
King Wei Li Tai felt that he had just accepted Fang Jun's kindness, and now he should express his gratitude. He couldn't just kill the donkey to get rid of the trouble, right? So he asked King Jiang to change places with Fang Jun, put his arm around Fang Jun's shoulders, and poured the wine himself.
Drinking wine, he said: "Come, let me have a few drinks with Erlang."
Trying to resolve the embarrassment.
What can Fang Jun say? He can only drink until the glass is dry.
The king of Shu, Li Min, was a free-spirited man, and he looked down upon educated people the most. If Fang Jun really composed a masterpiece, Li Min would definitely ignore him, despise him, or feel inferior. In short, he felt that it was not the same as
He is not a stranger.
Now that Fang Jun had come up with such a limerick, everyone at the table thought it was too much, except Li Min who disagreed.
What's wrong with this poem?
It sounds easy to understand, but it has to be piled up with some gorgeous words to call it a good poem?
He raised his wine glass and said with a loud sound: "Erlang's poem is easy to understand. Even the traffickers in the city can understand the artistic conception. It is naturally excellent. Come, come, I will give you a drink to Erlang?"
Fang Jun wanted to stop this guy's mouth, raised his glass and said, "Drink!"
Wang Jingzhi rolled his eyes, raised his glass, and said to Fang Jun: "There have been many misunderstandings between our families before. In the final analysis, it is my family's fault. Although there is no harm in talking about it, I am still full of regrets in my heart.
Sorry, I will drink three glasses of wine here as a penalty. Thank you Erlang for letting the past go!"
Princess Nanping was sitting next to him. Her heart skipped a beat when she heard this. She pulled Wang Jing to straighten her body, but didn't hold him back. She couldn't help but feel anxious secretly.
That stick from Fang Jun, why do you have to provoke him?
Now that the matter has been settled and Fang Jun keeps his word, then this matter has been revealed. Why would you take this opportunity to drink a few drinks? Not to mention whether it will annoy Fang Jun, but that's it.
This kind of behavior also seems too petty and makes people look down upon.
But to be honest, what Wang Jingxun did made him very passive, but due to various reasons he had to let the Wang family go for a while, and it was inevitable that he had a grudge in his heart.
Very unhappy.
Why do you want to take the opportunity to drink wine now? Do you really think that I am a Buddha made from clay and not at all angry?
Fang Jun held up the wine glass and looked at Wang Jingzhi with squinted eyes without saying a word. He looked at Wang Jingzhi and felt his heart tremble. He secretly regretted that he shouldn't have felt that he couldn't swallow this sigh of relief and had to take the opportunity to drink more wine to get revenge.
What if this guy gets mad...
Fortunately, today is the birthday of Princess Changle. No matter how aggressive Fang Jun is, he will not lift the table on such an occasion. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Jingzhi for a long time. Even when everyone at the table was secretly worried that Fang Jun would have an attack,
The man suddenly smiled and said: "How can three cups be enough? Although you and I had some differences in the past, as I said just now, since we have made peace, we should be as close as brothers from now on, treat each other with sincerity, and we should drink three hundred cups together!"
"
Wang Jingzhi's face turned pale with fright, and he waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No, no, I'm drinking too much, how can I be Erlang's opponent..."
Fang Jun said with a smile: "If you can't drink it, then drink with me. If you can't drink it, then drink it to death?"
Wang Jingzhi wished he could slap himself in the mouth and talk nonsense...
"Erlang misunderstood, I..."
Fang Jun didn't give him a chance to quibble, and directly raised his glass: "Come on, come on, I respect the king's consort, so do it first!"
He raised his head and drank a drink.
Then the rim of the cup was poured down to indicate that no more drops were left, and then he looked at Wang Jingzhi.
Wang Jingzhi had no choice but to drink this cup.
Before he could put the cup down, Fang Jun had already filled another cup. He raised the cup towards him and said, "Continue."
Drink another glass.
Wang Jingzhi had a bitter look on his face, and he couldn't get off the tiger. He wanted to get drunk first, so he couldn't stir up trouble now, but he was shrinking, right?
I had to have a drink with a grimace.
Fang Jun laughed heartily: "As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine is too little when you meet a close friend. Drinking with the king's consort at the same table today is really a life-long pleasure. Come and come, I won't stop getting drunk today!"
With that said, he actually left the table in person, holding a wine glass in one hand and a wine jar in the other. He walked directly to Wang Jingzhi, poured wine for Wang Jingzhi himself, and then clinked the glasses. Regardless of Wang Jingzhi's reaction, he raised his head and drank.
Wine in glass.
Wang Jingzhi's eyes widened and he had no choice but to stand up and beg for mercy: "Don't blame me, Erlang. I have a limited capacity for drinking. I really can't drink it..."
Fang Jun looked at him and smiled: "Why, don't you give me Fang two face?"
Wang Jing felt regretful all his life. He was so unlucky that he had to provoke this stick. Why?
Princess Nanping next to him knew that Fang Jun was angry. Seeing her husband's embarrassed and bitter expression, she stood up and said with a smile: "I have long wanted to get close to Erlang, but it's a pity that I never had the chance. Mr. Lang
He has a limited capacity for drinking, how about having me treat him to a drink?"
Fang Jun said happily: "It's an honor for me to have a drink with His Highness Nanping. How dare I refuse? One cup for you and three for me. Let's do it first as a token of respect!"
Wang Jingzhi's face turned red and he quickly pulled Princess Nanping away.
Just kidding, if the news spread that my seven-foot tall man was blocked by the princess while standing in front of him, wouldn’t he become the laughing stock of the world? However, as soon as he pulled Princess Nanping behind him, he saw Fang Jun drinking three glasses of wine in a row, and his eyes suddenly became a little twitchy.
straight……
When people offer wine to Princess Nanping, they can naturally fight one against three, and no one will laugh at Princess Nanping.
But at this moment, Wang Jing stood up with his chest straight like a big man. Even if Fang Jun didn't say a word, how could he be embarrassed to drink only one cup when he drank three cups?
Even if I drink myself to death, I can't do this...
I had to drink three glasses in a row until my tongue stuck out and my head felt dizzy.
In the past, when I was greedy for a glass of wine, I only felt the sweetness and sweetness of the wine in my throat. But today, I didn't even have the time to breathe after drinking one glass after another. When a glass of wine went down, my throat felt like it was on fire, which made me feel as uncomfortable as I wanted.
Seeing Fang Jun pick up the wine jar again, Wang Jing was convinced...
"Erlang, it's me who talks too much and doesn't know my own abilities. I'm convinced by your ability to drink! Can we stop drinking?"
Fang Jun said solemnly: "A wine shop is like a battlefield. When you step on the battlefield, it's life and death. How can you pretend to be cowardly? You started this war, but when it ends, I have the final say!"
Wang Jingzhi knew that if he continued to refuse, he might get mad on the spot and hit his head with a wine jar...
Drink.
Who told me that I was so confused that I had to provoke this guy?
I will cry if I continue……
…
After drinking a jar of wine, Wang Jingzhi was knocked to the ground unexpectedly. Princess Nanping called two maids and helped Wang Jingzhi to rest in the backyard. Before leaving, she glanced at Fang Jun resentfully.
This guy drank more than Wang Jingzhi, and his face was red at the moment, but he still pulled Cheng Chuliang to drink endlessly. Next to him, the King of Shu, Li Min, also came forward, drinking one glass after another like boiled water...
By the time Wang Jingzhi was helped away, the atmosphere at the table gradually became cheerful, and the embarrassment caused by Fang Jun's poem just now slowly dissipated.
Fang Jun got drunk and took Li Min, the king of Shu, to drink.
This child does not understand the ways of the world, speaks and acts rashly, but has a vulgar and bold personality. He is usually the most unpopular. Even his father and brother do not want to see him. When he goes out to attend banquets, others are afraid of his status as a prince, so he speaks cautiously.
It is a courtesy to toast someone with a glass of wine and then stay away. How has anyone ever held hands and drank like this?
People here don't have any scheming, otherwise the fate in history would not be so miserable. Now that I see Fang Jun looking up to him, I suddenly feel like a confidant.
The two of them put their arms around each other, talking and laughing without any scruples, making everyone at the table frown.
Li Min burped, his eyes a little out of focus, and said: "Erlang didn't write the poem well just now, which made Sister Changle angry..."
Princess Changle on the other side lowered her eyelids and served Princess Gaoyang and Princess Jinyang beside her, turning a deaf ear.
Princess Jinyang kept staring at Fang Jun. Seeing him drinking strong liquor like water, she couldn't help but worry secretly, and dissuaded her: "Brother-in-law, you drank so much, be careful of hurting your body..."
Fang Jun was indeed a bit superior. He laughed and said, "When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Men should drink freely among themselves. What kind of man can he be if he hides and tucks in?"
Princess Jinyang rolled her eyes in anger.
Treat your good intentions like a donkey's liver and lungs, and I'll drink you to death...